Poor poor Scott. How you misread those vile kitteh looks. What Riley's expression is REALLY saying is, "Soon, you pathetic little hoominz. Soon. I contemplates your demise."
I'd go on, but there's a footnote in there about disemboweling me for translating.
Damn, she does actually look dainty for a change, doesn't she?
She's always seemed quite ladylike to me, but then, I've had my ass kicked by 4-to-6-pound female feral cats more often than anybody I know. At least, I hope so. S.Z. hasn't posted about her awe-inspiring critter-saving efforts in a while, and they can't ALL be "innocent little angels," can they? But no matter how feminine, wily, or delicate that Her Royal Dangerousness may appear, I know that Scott & Mary are NEVER so trusting as to turn their backs on a cat with switchblade talons and the ability to pick a lock... among others...
Can I please come back as Moondoggie in my next life???
And SOON?!??!?!?!
Yes, Teh Empress Riley ruleth over all, but that's a long, stressful job description, and I really could use the R.E.M. sleep state that MD generally seems to exist within... *sigh*
(BTW, speaking of names like "Moondoggie," is it just me, or is it kinda weird that the guy who played "The Big Kahuna" on an episode of "Gidget" {TV, not flix} was also the jaded, cynical blond cop-boy on "ADAM-12"?? Dunno which came first, in real-world chronology, but still. Incongruence at the very least, cognitive dissonance at worst.)
Poor poor Scott. How you misread those vile kitteh looks. What Riley's expression is REALLY saying is, "Soon, you pathetic little hoominz. Soon. I contemplates your demise."
ReplyDeleteI'd go on, but there's a footnote in there about disemboweling me for translating.
Damn, she does actually look dainty for a change, doesn't she?
Riley - the only cat who can make Dainty look so like Damn Dangerous.
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Yes, it's a thinly veiled agenda Riley presents. Based, no doubt, on failed expectations in life.
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ReplyDeleteShe's always seemed quite ladylike to me, but then, I've had my ass kicked by 4-to-6-pound female feral cats more often than anybody I know. At least, I hope so. S.Z. hasn't posted about her awe-inspiring critter-saving efforts in a while, and they can't ALL be "innocent little angels," can they? But no matter how feminine, wily, or delicate that Her Royal Dangerousness may appear, I know that Scott & Mary are NEVER so trusting as to turn their backs on a cat with switchblade talons and the ability to pick a lock... among others...
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ReplyDeleteCan I please come back as Moondoggie in my next life???
And SOON?!??!?!?!
Yes, Teh Empress Riley ruleth over all, but that's a long, stressful job description, and I really could use the R.E.M. sleep state that MD generally seems to exist within... *sigh*
(BTW, speaking of names like "Moondoggie," is it just me, or is it kinda weird that the guy who played "The Big Kahuna" on an episode of "Gidget" {TV, not flix} was also the jaded, cynical blond cop-boy on "ADAM-12"?? Dunno which came first, in real-world chronology, but still. Incongruence at the very least, cognitive dissonance at worst.)