tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post1639532850145120793..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: World's Worst Poetry SlamScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68649344817953479382012-11-13T15:52:58.047-08:002012-11-13T15:52:58.047-08:00Jesus, what is it with me and the internet today: ...Jesus, what is it with me and the internet today: here's the link I tried (and failed) to tie to <a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mr-blackwell-a-literary-analysis" rel="nofollow">Mr Blackwell</a>.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72187656352672762252012-11-13T15:49:53.118-08:002012-11-13T15:49:53.118-08:00Took me a while to come up with it, but it's M...Took me a while to come up with it, but it's <a rel="nofollow">Mr. Blackwell</a>, the former fashion designer turned tabloid columnist who taught Mary everything she apparently knows about writing alliterative insults.<br /><br />Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-36340277087771484192012-11-13T09:08:44.009-08:002012-11-13T09:08:44.009-08:00Oops, double click.Oops, double click.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-34089431035257505692012-11-13T09:07:56.039-08:002012-11-13T09:07:56.039-08:00Wow, we poked a little fun earlier, but get ready ...Wow, we poked a little fun earlier, but get ready for a new entry in the DSM:<br /><br />OAD (obsessive alliterative disorder).<br /><br />Man, my skin crawls: what a sour bitch, and I think this may be the first time I've use the word "bitch" in reference to a female human, or any human for that matter.<br /><br />I'm sorry, but no other word will do.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85303269451078478932012-11-13T09:07:55.368-08:002012-11-13T09:07:55.368-08:00Wow, we poked a little fun earlier, but get ready ...Wow, we poked a little fun earlier, but get ready for a new entry in the DSM:<br /><br />OAD (obsessive alliterative disorder).<br /><br />Man, my skin crawls: what a sour bitch, and I think this may be the first time I've use the word "bitch" in reference to a female human, or any human for that matter.<br /><br />I'm sorry, but no other word will do.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42771823895146378192012-11-13T07:16:55.118-08:002012-11-13T07:16:55.118-08:00Oh, and way funnier.Oh, and <i>way</i> funnier.Weird Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-6182640064771195762012-11-13T07:10:37.688-08:002012-11-13T07:10:37.688-08:00Mary Matalin's morose mutterings mask a myopic...Mary Matalin's morose mutterings mask a myopic<br />mutinous macaque. Mary's mealymouthed<br />muckraking murmurs mostly mezmerize the melancholy<br />misbalanced minority. Machiavellian, menacing, mean-<br />is the Matalin misanthropic meme.BB-Idahohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01168862935045755393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-39755459392916905672012-11-13T07:01:03.117-08:002012-11-13T07:01:03.117-08:00Thanks Scott.
First, credit where credit is due*....Thanks Scott.<br /><br />First, <a href="http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/the_reason_republicans_will_never_have_nice_things_again/" rel="nofollow">credit where credit is due</a>*.<br /><br />Second, Mr. Jones is far more polite than anything I would be.<br /><br />And third, seriously Mary? Seriously?<br /><br />*I barely know what RSS or HTML stands for let alone actually do it. I am <i>not</i> aware of all internet traditions so I must rely on people smarter than me to get my information. Fortunately you all don't let me down.Weird Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90976600743106985852012-11-13T05:02:43.420-08:002012-11-13T05:02:43.420-08:00So mom was right...your face can get stuck like th...So mom was right...your face <i>can</i> get stuck like that.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-41481716792979354402012-11-13T02:23:26.971-08:002012-11-13T02:23:26.971-08:00It's like Karen Finley, only with rotted yams....It's like Karen Finley, only with rotted yams.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2796013772151287982012-11-12T17:28:30.537-08:002012-11-12T17:28:30.537-08:00Mary Matalin - whose name is alliterative - is evi...Mary Matalin - whose name is alliterative - is evidently enamored by the cheap media parlor trick of alliterative condemnation. Sorry, Van Jones is so much more impressive than she is (or for that matter her husband who is the cackling cueball).Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891331049535299222noreply@blogger.com