tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post1760248972041677559..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: The Annual Wo'C Crappy Christmas ClassicScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-84387278134906378652016-01-03T00:28:55.435-08:002016-01-03T00:28:55.435-08:00ANNTI P.S.es like an idjit...
And to Sheri, the g...<b>ANNTI P.S.es like an idjit...</b><br /><br />And to Sheri, the gawddess of all things cold, frightened, furry & needy, woman, you have been my inspiration for lo, MANY a fuckin' moon, as you well know, and even though I am residentially-challenged & more physically-fucked-up than ever before and can't do kitteh rescues/TNR work anymore, I just want you to know that you continue to inspire me, every fucking day, to try and do SOMETHING, SOMEHOW, to help the critters who never asked to fucking BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, and then got abandoned, hurt, neglected, etc., by the nematode-brained bipeds who made them get created in the first fucking place. <br /><br />Ironic thing about me currently crashing back up here in West Redneckistan? Yeah, after y'all witnessed me KILLING MYSELF, with y'all's considerable backing & aid, I might add --- for over FIVE FUCKING YEARS as the ONLY "ANIMAL CONTROL" in East AND West Redneckistan parishes PLUS large chunks of nawthen East Baton Rouge Parish, 'member all of THAT fun? Like the time that the ultimate white trash of SLAUGHTER, LA <i>(seriously, ya can't make that shit up, right down the road from ETHEL!!!)</i> DISAPPEARED and LEFT ME HOLDING 27 INBRED/POLYDACTYL-TO-THE-NTH-FUCKING-DEGREE KITTEHS??? Wasn't THAT fun, kids?!?!? Cats with thumbs coming off of thumbs off of thumbs off of what were SUPPOSED to be dew claws but instead were TRIPLE THUMBS in the first fucking place!!! First & only time I ever met *FEMALE* GINGERS!!!<br /><br />Anyway, soon as I finally evacuated BACK to Orleans <i>(yeah, what a brilliant idear that THAT was, n'est-ce pas?),</i> GUESS WHO "FOUND" THE MONEY TO BUILD A FUCKING ***ANIMAL SHELTER*** FOR THIS ***AND*** THE NEXT PARISH OVER?:!?!?!? The same pus-gutted Boss Hawg-wannabe alcoholic embezzling piece-of-shit "sheriff" who made sure to COVER FOR & HELP EVACUATE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO MURDERED MY NEPHEW. <br /><br />Yeah, suddenly the guy who "needed" two helicopters and a TANK from Homeland Security's budget, who's dodged investigative journalists HIS ENTIRE TENURE, yeah, NOW he gives a fuck about "ANIMALS." I shit y'all not. Whole fancy new shelter and everything, named after his cirrhosis-downed uncle, and nope, I ain't been to see it once, not yet. I've lost 3 of the most brilliant, beautiful, loving cats on earth this year, in evacuating them from the Lower 9 up here to Fucktardia <i>(and yes, I *know* who murdered them, but for some reason, CAN'T RETURN THE FUCKING **FAVOR**!!!)</i>, where I *thought* that they'd be "safe" for once in their hardscrabble lives. THAT'S why I've refrained from the happy-happy joy-joy around the arrival of Shadow, didn't want to bum y'all out with the loss of Bob, Yoda & Shaggy, and Miss Penny's mourning her boys, as well as James feeling lost without his best friends.<br /><br />Sorry to dump it all here, but it seems like, the harder that I try to just fucking EXIST and be LEFT ALONE to finish out my prison sentence on this planet, the more that the people & critters that I love tend to disappear or DIE on me. Sorry for the bummer, Sheri, but I know that you know, better than any of us, how severely that so-called 'humans' SUCK ROCKS AND NEED TO DIE, if only to clear-up the gene pool with a shit-ton of clorox, as exemplified by their treatment of the animals who depend upon them.<br /><br />Thank you, Sheri, for all that you do, and know that I miss hearing from you, every damned day, but I'm sure that you have your reasons. You will always be my heroine and a source of wonder & admiration, from that charred, gnarled, scarred-up lump of coal that I call my "heart."<br /><br />XOXOXO<br />L,<br />J/ASCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-54145486786954222782016-01-03T00:09:57.782-08:002016-01-03T00:09:57.782-08:00ANNTI sez...
{after smacking Nekkid Dave with an ...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br /><i>{after smacking Nekkid Dave with an overripe mullet for that HORRIBLE pun...)</i><br /><br />I made it through, mostly alive, trust that all of you did the same, in which case, the War On Xmas journeys on, as we heathen, gawdless/cult-free motherfuckers continue to draw breath <i>(and even DARKER moustaches upon the frightening countenance of <b>K-LO</b> in the local paper --- can y'all BELIEVE that this ignorant cathlo-snatch GOT ***PUBLISHED*** in LA's only remaining attempt at a "newspaper"?!?!?!?!? Or ANYWHERE?!?!?)</i> and fling the slings & arrows of our most vitriolic contempt against <i>ignorant, inbred, bedpost-riding <b>fucktards like Katheryn Jean Lopez!!!!!!!!!!</b></i> And fuck O'Reilly sideways with one of those gold-plated altar-boy toys, too, as he'd enjoy anything else FAR TOO MUCH.<br /><br />Stay warm, safe, and vicious, m'loves, and may the new year bring WAY the fuck better than the last, oh, FORTY-FIVE have done for me. '93 & '94 were good, but oh, fuck, that's been forever ago. '04 was almost tolerable, thanks to y'all & my long-lost place @ the Jesus' General's table, but ever since then, and the storm, and re-breaking the spine during the aftermath, and then losing the REMAINING few brain cells from having to go back onto the narco-poisons, well hell, y'all have watched me flame-out first-person, haven't you all? Sorry to be such a bummer, kids, at this age, with nothing before you but more dessication and a VERY questionable "democrat" named "Edwards" being newly-elected gubner <i>(thank fuck that PIYUSH IS ***DONE***!!!)</i>, kinda hard to paint the town with royal icing & dance some wintery waltz with the still-broken knee that's grown an extra kneecap.<br /><br />Again, sorry for the bummers, but remember --- through all of the shit-monsoons { (C) 1974, Dr. HST}, Y'ALL are who've kept me tethered to this shit-for-brains planet, and reminded me that all is NOT quite lost, because there are wunnerful motherfuckers like y'all out in the world, doing good in every way possible, even if it's just lobbing loogies from a shoebox-sized NYC walk-up @ Teh Donald & that not-quite-rigor-mortised roadkill on his big fat empty head. Y'all are the bestest motherfuckers that I know, and if & when Big Girl <i>(the 16-year-old GMC pickup/occasional domicile who's finally given-up the electrical wiring-harness ghost & is now one helluva huge paperweight)</i> gets up & roaring again, I'll kick the asses of anyone who sez different, even if I have to utilize my skull-cracking hickory walking cane to do it! I'll need a hazmat team/BIG autoclave afterwards, but we'll keep on' chuggin'/limpin' far as needs be.<br /><br />Love y'all. And thank y'all for putting up with all of my more-drama-queeny-than-Charles-Nelson-Reilly-&-Wayland-Flowers horseshit, for yea, many a moon!<br /><br />XOXOXO<br />L,<br />J/ASCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18376172553889599782016-01-02T23:41:55.764-08:002016-01-02T23:41:55.764-08:00ANNTI sez...
"Well, maybe they just didn'...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br /><i><b>"Well, maybe they just didn't want to play with a </b></i>Charles Nelson Reilly in the box."<br /><br />FIRST. ACTUAL. LAUGH. OF. 2016.<br /><br />Thank you. So much.<br /><br />Sorry to be so absent lately, I won't bore anyone with excuses, just glad to be back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-73218737983116324982015-12-28T07:46:12.849-08:002015-12-28T07:46:12.849-08:00A wonderful deconstruction (I still love this Chri...A wonderful deconstruction (I still love this Christmas special). Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.Dr. Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04776830530694403715noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51745190289842036712015-12-28T07:03:13.276-08:002015-12-28T07:03:13.276-08:00So back in the old Soviet days Rudolph and his wif...So back in the old Soviet days Rudolph and his wife were at their dacha when it started raining.<br />Rudolf looked outside and said, "Look dear, it's starting to rain."<br />His wife replied, "Oh no. It's snowing out."<br />Rudolph checked again and said, "No, it's rain."<br />"Snow."<br />"Rain."<br />"Snow."<br />Finally Rudolph has had enough and says, "Listen. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"Weird Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06328849017842507840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67541339711301722872015-12-26T14:51:58.871-08:002015-12-26T14:51:58.871-08:00Happy holidays to all bloggers of good will! That ...Happy holidays to all bloggers of good will! That includes all World O' Crappers :)Debbihttp://www.debbimack.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-75315629117618890872015-12-26T12:33:12.883-08:002015-12-26T12:33:12.883-08:00No one expects the Bugtussle-ish Inquisition!No one expects the Bugtussle-ish Inquisition!Meanie-meanie, tickle a personhttp://www.fakeasssurl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-3440539244137284822015-12-26T11:58:44.691-08:002015-12-26T11:58:44.691-08:00Way to torture your dentist: call him "Dr. H...Way to torture your dentist: call him "Dr. Hermey."<br /><br />They hate that.Dr.BDHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20432621936830470392015-12-26T09:55:47.290-08:002015-12-26T09:55:47.290-08:00To paraphrase Jean-Luc Picard, "THERE... ARE....To paraphrase Jean-Luc Picard, "THERE... ARE... FOUR... BUGTUSSLES!" (OK, KY, TX and AL). Plus the fictional Bug Tussle, AR in "The Beverly Hillbillies".<br /><br />Hope all in the Crap Commune had a nice holiday. For too many reasons to list here, this year is a solid contender for my worst. Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42232257728217874802015-12-26T07:29:19.229-08:002015-12-26T07:29:19.229-08:00the "Abominable Snow Monster of the North&quo...<i>the "Abominable Snow Monster of the North" (is there one of the South? I should check)</i><br /><br />Trying to imagine the shape of a planet where the North goes all the way to the Pole, but the South only makes it to Bugtussle...<br />(OK, KY, or TX, take your pick. Yes, there are three of 'em. This has never been explained)<br /><br />And a happy Festivaanzanukkamas to all!Meanie-meanie, tickle a personhttp://www.fakeasssurl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1747225897230550572015-12-25T15:27:49.472-08:002015-12-25T15:27:49.472-08:00
Happiest of Holidaze to all you kids!
<br />Happiest of Holidaze to all you kids!<br />heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45625751243424088982015-12-25T14:27:08.716-08:002015-12-25T14:27:08.716-08:00Internet Merry Christmas to all!
~Internet Merry Christmas to all!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com