tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post2449114568199813226..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Harry Potter and the Flaming MoronScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53008946116652488282011-07-19T21:34:50.923-07:002011-07-19T21:34:50.923-07:00Anybody who doesn't absofuckinglutely ADORE RH...Anybody who doesn't absofuckinglutely <b><i>ADORE</i></b> RHPS/RHS ***AND*** Frank is a soulless, worthless pile of Anita Bryant.<br /><br /><i>(If you need a reference for that one, see the "Audience Par-Ti-Ci-{say it!}-PATION Album", in-between "Sweet Transvestite" and the big reveal up in the lab. Ignore Columbia's/Little Nell's nasal "American" accent and listen to the brilliantly bitchy queens in the West Village theater where they taped this back in the late '70s... you will pee yerself laughing, or at least THINK that you're going to pee yerself laughing.)</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74371461545046646422011-07-19T12:29:40.043-07:002011-07-19T12:29:40.043-07:00I invested (?) some time and read some of the revi...I invested (?) some time and read some of the reviews, including the one about The Passion of Christ. What a bunch of crap!!<br /><br />Two high (?) notes:<br />-In one review Thomas says something on the lines of "I'm on such a financial stress right now that I won't write a review, just look at the grading" (it seems that watching porn doesn't pay too much)<br /><br />-In the review of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" Thomas states that his PG-13 rating, when compared with the MPAA's original R rating, shows how our moral standards are going down. This is a rather surprising statement, since Thomas already stated that his CAP Model is based on the immutable moral of The Bible. Moreover, if this review teaches something, it is that the MPAA's rating system allows them to give a raunchy movie an R without counting "occurrences" of some specific acts or situations.Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25060454578333203852011-07-17T03:39:15.744-07:002011-07-17T03:39:15.744-07:00^^^ "...my brother in Christ."
If THAT...^^^ <i><b>"...my brother in Christ."</b></i><br /><br />If THAT'S what Jeebus' in-laws are like... <i><b>BLAARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! HEEEEEEAVE!!!! GAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!"</b></i><br /><br />Aw, man... anybody see my toenails around here?Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-75858855847941573322011-07-13T11:42:59.775-07:002011-07-13T11:42:59.775-07:00Whoo hoo! Annti can post again. It's about t...Whoo hoo! Annti can post again. It's about time.<br /><br />Rebuscado: Yes, Thomas did indeed review The Passion, and he sadly had to ding it for violence, because it wasn't actually Jesus who was being scourged on screen, but just some actor. Also, he gave it an R because people drank wine. In a BIBLE story! The nerve. But overall, he couldn't have been more pleased with the Golgothery and the veil-rending, and summed it all up with these thoughts:<br /><br />"A clever fellow indeed, this Mel Gibson. Welcome to the Bride, my brother in Christ."Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70422447994354578512011-07-13T10:33:38.005-07:002011-07-13T10:33:38.005-07:00DAMMIT@!@!!!! I cut out half of the comment I'...DAMMIT@!@!!!! I cut out half of the comment I'd writen in reply to Rebuscado's query, 'cause it was TOO LONG, and of COURSE fucking BLOGGER "LOST" IT, and all I have left is the back half, which makes no sense without the first half.<br /><br />I'm back, and I've missed y'all terribly, but Blogger can STILL suck a fart outta my ass AND suck my euphemistic cock!!!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-28792342159852210442011-07-13T09:16:20.882-07:002011-07-13T09:16:20.882-07:00Did they review Mel Bigson's The Passion of Ch...Did they review Mel Bigson's The Passion of Christ?Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-54458329198772189902011-07-13T05:54:32.074-07:002011-07-13T05:54:32.074-07:00HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN POST A COMMENT AGAIN!!!!!!
I ...HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN POST A COMMENT AGAIN!!!!!!<br /><br />I dunno what you did, Scott, but it WORKED!!!<br /><br />If I am ever allowed/enabled to SLEEP again, thanks to a certifiably-insane/hissy-fitting-like-a-fucking-three-year-old Professional Drug Dealer/"Pain Management Doctor" (both (R) & (C) to Eli Lilly, Pfizer & Blackwater) totally CLUSTERFUCKING THE REST OF MY LIFE AND MAKING SURE THAT I'LL NEVER ACTUALLY <i><b>LIE DOWN</b> TO ACTUALLY <b></b></i>SLEEP,<i> EVER THE FUCK *AGAIN,*, I've got boodles of comments that I've been saving and sending to Scott that I can now post on the blog, as soon as I get a working brain cell around here somewhere...</i><br /><br /><b>I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKKKKK...<i>...heh heh heh...</i></b>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81650813870448312952011-07-10T13:42:21.802-07:002011-07-10T13:42:21.802-07:00K: Exactly. Other than the self-filling champagn...K: Exactly. Other than the self-filling champagne coupes at the wedding, I can't think of any additional boozing. Perhaps Thomas counts each glass visible onscreen as a separate instance of dipsomania.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18745383880426100112011-07-10T13:19:43.068-07:002011-07-10T13:19:43.068-07:00Too good not to share: in discussing why it's ...Too good not to share: in discussing why it's not okay for films to depict sinful behavior even if the purpose is to caution against it, the CAP guy says: "And if sinful behaviors in movies are used to teach then one risks 1) condoning the sins of the one demonstrating the sinful behavior and 2) teaching the one being taught how to behave how to misbehave. In other words, using demonstrations of misbehavior in and as entertainment to teach children (which includes at-home teens) not how to behave may instead teach them how to not behave."<br /><br />You wouldn't want to teach children "how to not behave" instead of "not how to behave."Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13228161280705592255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-79094595027680112232011-07-10T11:16:26.984-07:002011-07-10T11:16:26.984-07:00What about the "Booze, repeatedly" ??
I...What about the "Booze, repeatedly" ??<br /><br />I can't recall anyone drinking "booze" in the movie. Maybe at the wedding? <br /><br />Or is Polyjuice made with vodka?Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24610216809827112292011-07-10T09:07:47.680-07:002011-07-10T09:07:47.680-07:00Yeah, I deserved that, and am well rebuked, Stacia...Yeah, I deserved that, and am well rebuked, Stacia. [whispered: <i>The deadly sin for today is: envy</i> {ding}].Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37793428235549567142011-07-10T09:05:47.886-07:002011-07-10T09:05:47.886-07:00"Offense to God (O) - Zero out of 100 ... evi..."Offense to God (O) - Zero out of 100 ... evil sounds with tissue decay"<br /><br />I'm trying to wrap my mind around this but I think it's going to require a stapler or duct tape.Lucy The Wonder Dognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32634175646151562792011-07-09T18:52:47.775-07:002011-07-09T18:52:47.775-07:00people who make this much money deserve to have a ...<i>people who make this much money deserve to have a pin stuck in them</i><br /><br />I look forward to your comprehensive list of individual insults for each and every rich person in the world.<br /><br />This is too good not to share: My word verification is "menses."Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-34670821159359804002011-07-09T12:15:11.127-07:002011-07-09T12:15:11.127-07:00Yeah, she sounds like a 19 year old to me. Imagin...Yeah, she sounds like a 19 year old to me. Imagine that.<br /><br /><em>Base clay made to move without the spark of the Almighty</em><br /><br />Wallace & Gromit are the antichrist!!!!11!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67648240096232498462011-07-09T10:27:04.924-07:002011-07-09T10:27:04.924-07:00Look, I'm sure she's very nice, but people...Look, I'm sure she's very nice, but people who make this much money deserve to have a pin stuck in them:<br /><br /><i>Acting never was about the money for me.</i><br /><br />--Adherent of the craft Emma Watson (Thirty Million Dollars for the last two Harry Potter performances)Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1736545494038727432011-07-09T10:09:22.755-07:002011-07-09T10:09:22.755-07:00suggestive eye movement
How about suggestive mout...<i>suggestive eye movement</i><br /><br />How about suggestive mouth movement? <br /><br />[laughing] In the first Harry Potter movie, Hermione (poor Emma Watson, in her first movie role) was caught mouthing other actors' lines in a scene with Harry and the, uh, frog-lipped kid.<br /><br />Bonus Emma Watson quote: <br /><br /><i>I love fashion. I think it's so important, because it's how you show yourself to the world.</i>Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68216084712231798702011-07-09T09:31:30.641-07:002011-07-09T09:31:30.641-07:00Offense to God
[sigh] There he is, folks: Him Wha...<i>Offense to God</i><br /><br />[sigh] There he is, folks: Him What Done It All, thin-skinned drama queen with His shit-ledger of people who say mean things about Him.<br /><br />I don't know whether to laugh or pray.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49417242536659455262011-07-09T07:13:51.698-07:002011-07-09T07:13:51.698-07:00I'm interested in what movies he would approve...I'm interested in what movies he would approve of. Not interested enough in going through his craptastic web site, but just wondering.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-12682823541039651412011-07-08T20:26:43.025-07:002011-07-08T20:26:43.025-07:00----ChildCare Action Project (not quite sure why C...----ChildCare Action Project (not quite sure why Care is capitalized rather than hyphenated----<br /><br />He just forgot the ChildCare™ <br /><br />The hyphenlessocity is so darn hip dontchaknow. And these guys are so darn desperate to appear hip dontchaknow.<br /><br />Aloha,<br /> PookapookaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37730442483108833782011-07-08T18:55:25.864-07:002011-07-08T18:55:25.864-07:00Oh, males in female underwear-I wonder if Pastor C...Oh, males in female underwear-I wonder if Pastor Carder has reviewed "Some Like it Hot"? <br /><br />You know who I miss? That woman with the mushroom cap hair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-21342207422075637312011-07-08T13:56:59.884-07:002011-07-08T13:56:59.884-07:00I saw the DVD a week or so ago for the 1st time. ...I saw the DVD a week or so ago for the 1st time. I think the Christmas-without-Jesus was wrong. There is a scene where Harry and Hermy wander thru a church graveyard around midnight, looking at graves and listening to people singing hymns inside (the church). I think. Then an old lady turns into a snake or something...I didn't get that part.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32518137633127047202011-07-08T11:12:27.484-07:002011-07-08T11:12:27.484-07:00Anon -- thanks. I'd forgotten the quick shot ...Anon -- thanks. I'd forgotten the quick shot of Fleur as Harry, shirtless but still wearing a bra and muttering miserably, "Bill, don't look at me, I'm hideous."Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-22315379350781862002011-07-08T09:16:14.331-07:002011-07-08T09:16:14.331-07:00I especially like that at least half the issues we...I especially like that at least half the issues were because of the villains' actions (including the snake eating a person which is probably what the animal thing was all about). So say The Diary of Anne Frank would be bad because it "advocates" lying and killing Jews (to say nothing of the icky sex parts).<br />Presumably the point of this is to protect tender minds from believing evil things are acceptable. I'd be hard pressed to think of anyone who would be attracted to the Death Eaters, unless they were serious douches already. I'm sure that my 4 year old would get that LV is not someone to emulate. (He hasn't seen the Potter films because witches and ghosts scare the crap out of him.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49793150641424285652011-07-08T08:38:39.264-07:002011-07-08T08:38:39.264-07:00And anyway, what is the point of reviewing movies ...And anyway, what is the point of reviewing movies based on biblical admonitions anyway? <br /><br />"Thou shalt not make [...] any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." Exodus 20, Verse 4<br /><br />Sounds to me that if you take this passage literally (as, of course, the folks at CAP surely do), then every movie ever made that is not simply abstract geometric forms is breaking the second commandment.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-4446913683065135892011-07-08T08:21:14.875-07:002011-07-08T08:21:14.875-07:00Cripes, by these standards the average episode of ...Cripes, by these standards the average episode of "Davy and Goliath" would be rated "Hard R-13", whatever that means...<br /><br /><i>Children placed in morally ambiguous quandaries</i><br /><i>Animals speaking in human tongues</i><br /><i>Base clay made to move without the spark of the Almighty</i>Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.com