tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post2746926755907892191..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: I Always Thought I'd be an Apostle...the Insanity Was Kind of a Surprise, ThoughScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61291659501780891242011-10-11T15:29:27.200-07:002011-10-11T15:29:27.200-07:00Honestly, Rebu, I'd rather believe that I evol...Honestly, Rebu, I'd rather believe that I evolved from bears or wolves or even primates than mud.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-10707312654747052722011-10-11T13:08:34.508-07:002011-10-11T13:08:34.508-07:00Actually, homosexuality WAS God's Plan A! Gene...Actually, homosexuality WAS God's Plan A! Genesis 1:27: "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." So, the MAN was "male and female".<br /><br />But then something happened and the Almighty decided to go for Plan B: to create a man (Genesis 2:7 "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.") and then a woman from a rib (Genesis 2:22 "And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.")Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-6439338116628631722011-10-11T12:09:35.469-07:002011-10-11T12:09:35.469-07:00I see a lot of right wing crap, but I have to tell...I see a lot of right wing crap, but I have to tell you, this guy is really over the edge. It's a shame to think that there are people so blinded by their psychological inadequacies that they could stray this far into such malignant lunacy.<br /><br />I rarely feel a shred of pity for these jackasses, but you have to feel some kind of sadness when confronted with such a defective human being.Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53099746845151457512011-10-10T15:05:29.632-07:002011-10-10T15:05:29.632-07:00Bidzliba,
I feel sure that Martin Luther would be...Bidzliba, <br />I feel sure that Martin Luther would be doing at least 75,000 RPM if he knew that his spawn were CATHLICK...<br /><br />Though I'm sure that said knowledge gave Pope Chupacabra/Panzerfaust a right proud little chubby...<br /><br /><i>{you're welcome!}</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-69345124154869789932011-10-10T10:21:55.777-07:002011-10-10T10:21:55.777-07:00I know someone who is directly descended from Mart...I know someone who is directly descended from Martin Luther. The old witch burning, anti-papist would be horrified to learn that the family came to the US as Hessian mercenaries during the Revolutionary War, and later converted to Catholicism.<br /><br />bidzilibaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86696547423992908122011-10-09T00:58:30.338-07:002011-10-09T00:58:30.338-07:00Li'l, darlin', as much as I adore you, I m...Li'l, darlin', as much as I adore you, I must disagree with the call for a zombie Martin Luther. I was raised with the dogma that ML was *THE* SHIT, and had saved us all <i>(well, if all of us WANT to be "saved")</i> from the Roman Cathlick Church.<br /><br />Wasn't until much, much later that I learned of his RABID fucking RACISM, antisemitism and bass-ackwards sexism. Suxxors, don't it. Often quoted by the world's-ugliest-talentless-hack <i>(nope, this time, that doesn't apply to Bill O'Reilly!)</i>, Adolph Hitler. Sure, some of it WAS taken out of context, but not ALL.<br /><br />~~~~~~<br /><i>"Sometimes they know. Sometimes the demon has identified itself to the person. Sometimes you can tell by manifestations of superhuman, unhuman behavior."</i><br /><br /><i>{Picture Of Darth Cheney}</i><br /><br /><b><i>BEST. SIGHT GAG. OF THE. YEAR. !!!!!!</i></b><br /><br />Thank you, Scott. And I've had to deal with <i>those</i> 'interns' before, and frankly thought that they should've been subjected to a MUCH harsher form of hazing, like, say, being dragged behind a big tractor across a field of hepatitis-riddled shards of rusty iron. Just before being drowned in vast vats of pig shit.<br /><br /><i>"...there would be some people who practiced witchcraft and other forms of the occult who would try and take Sarah Palin down through certain rituals or curses or other techniques..."</i><br /><br />And there will also be plenty of people taking her down by using PSYCHIATRIC/MENTAL-HEALTH DECREES BY ALL 50 STATES, certification that she is batshit crazy and couldn't pass a G.E.D., and that she's just generally <i><b>the TACKIEST piece of white trash to come down the fucking pike SINCE "BIRTH OF A NATION"!!!!!!</b></i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91160789631233699392011-10-07T03:59:59.577-07:002011-10-07T03:59:59.577-07:00"It's the result of a demon with...pizazz..."It's the result of a demon with...pizazz!"<br /><br />The Exorcist V: Pizazzu's Big BreakColenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-21638182940257154342011-10-06T19:54:30.463-07:002011-10-06T19:54:30.463-07:00I swear - he sounds like someone who just cornered...I swear - he sounds like someone who just cornered me to tell me all about his 65/43 level Drow necromnacer/anti-paladin.Arakasinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33300137472110899572011-10-06T17:36:24.396-07:002011-10-06T17:36:24.396-07:00Sure, Brian - that's what the Commandment says...Sure, Brian - that's what the Commandment says, and the early church plainly accepted the existence of other deities, calling them demons who had deceived their worshipers. But when I was coming up through the grades, monotheism was a big chest-thumping issue for us Christians, since we had (courtesy of the Jews) discovered the Real True Truth of one god, unlike those primitive, childlike folks in, say, India. And I was brought up in a pretty conservative (though not rural) church until age 7 when my widowed mother got herself hitched to a freethinker.<br /><br />But perhaps Brother C. Peter is reading the works of St. Augustine or somebody. That could contribute to his, um, eclectic theology.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-71309768124617906902011-10-06T14:58:05.677-07:002011-10-06T14:58:05.677-07:00""When you talk about demons over cities...""When you talk about demons over cities, we're talking about what — sometimes what we refer to as territorial spirits, and they're more high-ranking spirits in the hierarchy of darkness and they're more powerful and they require different approaches, and it's not as easy as commanding them to leave in the name of Jesus."<br /><br />I am sincerely baffled as to where they get this stuff... Did I miss the Sunday School class where they explained about territorial demons? Are they taking Dante as a lost Gospel, or is someone punking them with an old AD&D manual?Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-75507342153087869682011-10-06T14:54:14.702-07:002011-10-06T14:54:14.702-07:00Too many typos to bear...
@Li'l Innocent: Rem...Too many typos to bear...<br /><br />@Li'l Innocent: Remember, the 10 Commandments say "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me", it never said there WERE no other gods. The ancient Israelites sure believed in Baal and Moloch and Ishtar, etc...<br /><br />It is pretty weird, though, to hear modern day Christians say flat out that the Japanese pantheon is real. I assume they also think Thor and Zeus and Horus are real, and under the control of Satan?Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50604179152897414692011-10-06T14:52:45.102-07:002011-10-06T14:52:45.102-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-69192411070882440892011-10-06T14:16:27.885-07:002011-10-06T14:16:27.885-07:00As much as I like Fresh Air, it really depresses m...As much as I like Fresh Air, it really depresses me that shit spewing asshats such this clown get the opportunity to befoul the airwaves without me hearing a big smacking sound and a resounding "STFU, asshole!"heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8574528171571354662011-10-06T09:38:27.408-07:002011-10-06T09:38:27.408-07:00What a great idea. Healing people that aren't ...What a great idea. Healing people that aren't sick. What could go wrong? My ministry has suffered of late. Maybe I should branch out. I need some return on that $12 I spent 40 years ago to become unduly ordained.scriptohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17899049404620738944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19922546088569419072011-10-06T09:05:06.521-07:002011-10-06T09:05:06.521-07:00"She's a witch!"
"How do you kn..."She's a witch!"<br />"How do you know she's a witch?"<br />"She looks like one!" (Apologies to "Monty Python & the Holy Grail")<br /><br />Yup, that about the level we're at here with these folks...<br /><br />..Oh yeah--seems all that prayin' over Palin didn't prevent her from getting a touch of Jungle Fever....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31421273286031755582011-10-06T07:05:32.086-07:002011-10-06T07:05:32.086-07:00Wow. Nuttier than a Payday. At least, that's...Wow. Nuttier than a Payday. At least, that's what Asmodeus tells me.Thorlachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08912674498602035314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-39263585513937702692011-10-06T04:27:25.271-07:002011-10-06T04:27:25.271-07:00I've hiked all over the eastern United States,...I've hiked all over the eastern United States, from Isle Royale to the Everglades, and I wasn't aware there still <i>were</i> any backwoods that deep. How th' hell'd these two even find out about radio? <br /><br />And aren't we doomed anyway, because Abe Lincoln, or Alf Landon, had sex with a Freemason? (Which sorta raises the question: if you sent Reverend Alfred Jarry Wants His Beard Back a pile of singles, do you think he'd hesitate a moment before he pocketed 'em?)<br /><br />Finally, that "becoming more of a presence in American politics"? Yeah, I know there's a lead time in producing this stuff, but anybody who looked at Rick Perry on September 1 and didn't think, at least momentarily, "Fred Thompson: The Sequel" is not paying enough attention.James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11837748359504069072011-10-05T17:18:00.918-07:002011-10-05T17:18:00.918-07:00Wonder what the Missus charges for an evaluation-a...Wonder what the Missus charges for an evaluation-and-casting-out package during the busy season, which I assume is around now, what with the veil between the Planes getting thinner by the day? Does she give you a thank-you gift of a Cleansing Kit with a vial of spring water in which the right first phalange of the Rev. Billy Sunday was immersed for a guaranteed full 10 minutes?<br /><br />Query 1: Whatever happened to monotheism? That was a big Xtian selling point in my youth.<br /><br />Query 2: Where is Martin Luther when we need him!Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com