tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post2870377642489045882..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: The Cult of Sarah PalinScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51900052086717227422011-02-08T12:20:52.469-08:002011-02-08T12:20:52.469-08:00"She is beautiful, well poised and dignified ..."She is beautiful, well poised and dignified at all times."<br /><br />Seriously, this dude has obviously never seen the goosed-by-a-moose photo at the top of this post. <br /><br />I've got a Talibangelical, winger, gun nut sister and she goes with the same look when surprised; it's the go-to Stepford happy, fundy, Jeebus-is-that-you? expression.StringonaSticknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27170435433171096972011-02-07T00:59:26.497-08:002011-02-07T00:59:26.497-08:00http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jt7zJzkNQ
http://...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89jt7zJzkNQ<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXhUjhicuz4<br /><br />more Stephen Hawking funpreznithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112468490241139292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-79177618723726737462011-02-06T15:46:39.015-08:002011-02-06T15:46:39.015-08:00If you reverse the order of the names on the bumpe...If you reverse the order of the names on the bumper sticker and make it available through cafepress.com, I and millions of others will buy it and solve your blog's financial woes.<br /><br />And now for a nice musical interlude: Go to http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/mp3s/index.html<br />and check out the Stephen Hawking Song.trashfirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20778042393360679252011-02-06T11:48:42.269-08:002011-02-06T11:48:42.269-08:00and then enjoyed by slugs and earthworms everywher...<i>and then enjoyed by slugs and earthworms everywhere."<br /></i><br /><br />at some point Regnery will realise it's much less expensive to outsource the printing to Angel Soft, Quilted Northern or<br />Soft 'n Gentle (all divisions of Koch Industries) and double their "sales" (assuming it's printed on 2-ply)preznithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112468490241139292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-6316921871884559462011-02-06T11:28:09.392-08:002011-02-06T11:28:09.392-08:008. She could lead the nation in shooting the undea...<i>8. She could lead the nation in shooting the undead from a helicopter in the event of a zombie holocaust.<br /></i><br />given the way she holds a gun, we're not very worried.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24904648235245950892011-02-06T08:39:45.351-08:002011-02-06T08:39:45.351-08:00Lentenlands is so right! Yeah, come on! Let's ...Lentenlands is so right! Yeah, come on! Let's blame the JEWS!<br />Fuck you.<br />Israel has a lot to answer for, but your weird obsession isn't good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42095274874683119802011-02-06T02:51:18.587-08:002011-02-06T02:51:18.587-08:00""let each year's Miss America serve...<i>""let each year's Miss America serve as Secretary of Defense."<br />Again, not a completely bad idea. No way would Rumsfeld have gotten close to the job."</i><br /><br />Not after he did that photoshoot for Penthouse. That's one centerfold I will not forget in a hurry.JCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-34568767255383742532011-02-06T00:12:55.491-08:002011-02-06T00:12:55.491-08:00Sarah Palin won't say one word about the Feder...Sarah Palin won't say one word about the Federal Reserve because she still thinks it's a place where the nanny state says you can't shoot the moose.<br /><br />I admire your anti-Kissenger position, but dude, I'm a fucking unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic, and I just want to say that you're giving whackjobs a bad name, with the rest of the shadow-government pox-on-both-your-houses crap. Crime may be organized but government? Not so much. Lay off the Protocols of the Illuminati of Banking shit and try something more plausible and socially acceptable like, you know, Bushy Knoll or the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow, okay?<br /><br />Also, it's "Wake up, people!"D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-79045176092291364332011-02-05T19:00:28.768-08:002011-02-05T19:00:28.768-08:00So Sarah talks some political rah-rah, okay. But i...So Sarah talks some political rah-rah, okay. But in the end she will do whatever Rothschild tells Rockefeller to tell Kissinger to tell her to do.<br /><br />I think its time for us as Americans to wake up to the fact that these candidates are manufactured and controlled by the international globalists. Look at that dunce Jimmy Carter, he was manufactured over a period of a few months once Rockefeller gave him the nod. When it comes to presidential candidates, the American People NEVER get what they pay or vote for.<br /><br />She won’t say one word about the Federal Reserve because she’s already on the payroll of the destroyers of America. She’s just another new world order stooge that will never address the real problems of bloated government and debt slavery to international bankers aka the Rothschilds.<br /><br />C’mon People. <br /><br />http://www.smashabanana.blogspot.comAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25997414040900269192011-02-05T12:07:00.645-08:002011-02-05T12:07:00.645-08:00Okay, from now on I'm referring to Palin's...Okay, from now on I'm referring to Palin's followers as the Cult of Caricature.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-76474266024065502162011-02-05T11:59:51.156-08:002011-02-05T11:59:51.156-08:00Well, I'm sold! Lindsay Lohan for President in...Well, I'm sold! Lindsay Lohan for President in '12!SeattleDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985103979828794599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31032021721167034162011-02-05T11:29:35.311-08:002011-02-05T11:29:35.311-08:00What kills me about Sarah Palin's cult of pers...What kills me about Sarah Palin's cult of personality is that she doesn't even have a personality. She's a caricature cobbled together out of folksy tics and lazy sociopathy wrapped in a stewardess skirt and fuckme heels.D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86191820211185886252011-02-05T09:29:23.812-08:002011-02-05T09:29:23.812-08:00Speaking of #2 pencils, I gotta say how much I enj...Speaking of #2 pencils, I gotta say how much I enjoyed watching Pastor Bresciani navigate the treacherous shoals of La Palin's fitness for office, <i>any</i> office ("She's exposed!" "She's female!"), in his best, I'm sure, correspondence-bible-school-degree style. It was like watching some not-too-bright eight-year-old struggle to finish his fast-food placemat labyrinth, try to erase the puzzle, then announce "Lookit, I drawed a straight line!"James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27364994922580984032011-02-05T08:58:59.952-08:002011-02-05T08:58:59.952-08:00He doesn't mention the "First Dude" ...He doesn't mention the "First Dude" who apparently ran things in Alaska while Sarah looked pretty. Do we really want Todd Palin running the country?Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-17586933914276798752011-02-04T20:56:54.303-08:002011-02-04T20:56:54.303-08:00It is that stuff that Americans used to be satisfi...<i>It is that stuff that Americans used to be satisfied with in our leaders even if they weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.</i><br /><br />Ron, is that you?ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30898572889769464322011-02-04T20:44:01.432-08:002011-02-04T20:44:01.432-08:00let each year's Miss America serve as Secretar...<i>let each year's Miss America serve as Secretary of Defense.</i><br /><br />"Again, not a completely bad idea. No way would Rumsfeld have gotten close to the job."<br /><br />...until bunches of other countries start picking fights with us, that they insist will "go nuclear" unless it's settled by an oil-wrestling match with our SecDef. <br /><br />Dibs on the PPV concession.Snarki, child of Lokihttp://snark.r.us/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55724696298386120592011-02-04T19:05:11.912-08:002011-02-04T19:05:11.912-08:00claims that most Americans are too busy and too st...<i>claims that most Americans are too busy and too stupid to ascertain the best person for the job anyway.</i><br />He's got a point there. Reagan got elected twice, and Dubya got, although not a majority of the votes, a lot of votes. Twice.<br /><i>let each year's Miss America serve as Secretary of Defense.</i><br />Again, not a completely bad idea. No way would Rumsfeld have gotten close to the job.Murfynhttp://ifindaudio.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-63383522242489202552011-02-04T18:25:48.609-08:002011-02-04T18:25:48.609-08:00This reads like the author was concentrating very ...This reads like the author was concentrating very hard, writing slowly and laboriously with a No. 2 Ticonderoga pencil in his black-speckled cardboard-covered Compositions book, his feet hooked tightly round the legs of his chair, and his tongue-tip sticking out at the corner of his mouth. You can almost smell the chalk dust and the indefinable perfume of 9-year-old ignorance.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25048561450695857392011-02-04T17:17:29.680-08:002011-02-04T17:17:29.680-08:0011. Her election will immediately result in the cr...11. Her election will immediately result in the creation of 11,600 new late night talk show writer jobs.<br /><br />Also: "Sarah Palin is well endowed with what we know as character and integrity."<br /><br />To quote a wise man, "Just because you ARE a character, does not mean you HAVE character..."Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.com