tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post3960477722007984233..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Happy Birthday, Carl! I Got You a Holiday Holocaust!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50275134067905717372015-12-12T07:11:56.879-08:002015-12-12T07:11:56.879-08:00So many stories of fun, goodness, lizards and pote...So many stories of fun, goodness, lizards and potential electric shock! One chock-a-block post, I tell you what.<br /><br />Happy B-Day, Carl!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8083118607347194332015-12-10T04:54:38.489-08:002015-12-10T04:54:38.489-08:00True story, L'il:
When I first married some t...True story, L'il:<br /><br />When I first married some thirty odd years ago...so THAT'S where my hair went!...my bride of the day was Catholic and I was Evangelical Lutheran. I insisted on a dual ceremony for one reason and one reason only: my minister had a voice that could make Christopher Lee sound like Sniffles the Mouse. <br /><br />And I asked him to do the homily in Finnish.<br /><br />So here's poor Father Guy -- nice man, insisted I kneel, good luck with that, Father. I'm Protestant -- sounding for all the world like Wayne Allwine's audition for Mickey Mouse, and then steps up my <i>pastori</i>, who then shuts the mic off and in his normal voice, fills the cathedral so much that his voices echoes twice as he reads John 2 (the wedding where Jesus turns water into wine).<br /><br />And there's poor old Father Guy, trying to shrink into his robes as he steps back up to the dais and forgets to turn the mic back on. Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5811811421135953572015-12-08T17:42:46.949-08:002015-12-08T17:42:46.949-08:00Late to the smorgasbord (or the Suomi equivalent) ...Late to the smorgasbord (or the Suomi equivalent) but is it ever too late to croon "hyvaa syntymapaivaa" into your shell-like? I don't think so. (That's one stinker of a language you've got there, fella.) Really, Carl, I hope the next year will be totally hyvaa!<br /><br />No one deserves lime-green lizards with little blue hats more, I'm sure. Or beautiful redheads with heart-shaped faces.<br /><br />BTW, I should mention that Finnish <i>sounds</i> awesome. <br /><br />Hope you feel more human soon, Mary. Look at it this way: at your flueyest, you're 100 times more human than Donald Trump. Li'l Innocenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12516526103367681109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11731497772901094312015-12-07T13:38:03.186-08:002015-12-07T13:38:03.186-08:00An awesome ejaculation! ROFL!An awesome ejaculation! ROFL!Debbihttp://www.debbimack.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55575017934011323562015-12-07T12:59:28.642-08:002015-12-07T12:59:28.642-08:00Being from the land of the Kalevala and all, it...Being from the land of the Kalevala and all, it's a shame that stingy bastard Lemminkainen won't lend you his Sampo. Then you'd have salt for unlimited birthday margaritas.<br /><br />Happy natal anniversary, Carl a.k.a. actor212!grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-7458855363548694472015-12-07T06:16:37.770-08:002015-12-07T06:16:37.770-08:00Actor, you are a twisted man. And you revel in it ...Actor, you are a twisted man. And you revel in it which is even more twisted.<br />So, happy birthday to you and a happy corkscrewing year.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08956932055784140412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61487838059983365022015-12-06T04:59:52.866-08:002015-12-06T04:59:52.866-08:00Finnish actress Anna Easteden
Oh yes! The lovely ...<i>Finnish actress Anna Easteden</i><br /><br />Oh yes! The lovely star of "House of Branching Love" which almost sounds like it's some weird amalgam of Kung Fu & porn.<br /><br />I was quite surprised to see a ginger Finn but then I remembered the long standing Finnish tradition of "wife carrying" and just assumed her husband more dragged her than carried her thru the lingonberry bog. That stuff never quite comes out, as anyone who's OD'd on puolakka can tell you. <br /><br />I mean, come on! The name itself is a dead giveaway onomatopoeia.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-78318621307282869722015-12-06T04:53:48.416-08:002015-12-06T04:53:48.416-08:00Gekkos WITH hats! I loved their dance hit!
Thank ...Gekkos WITH hats! I loved their dance hit!<br /><br />Thank you so much, Scott et al, now that I'm sober enough to see. I've had a wonderful and challenging year and if the money holds out, I might be able to afford heat this season. If not, I've been fattening ThumbPer up. <br /><br />My Hollywood Parade memory was the first time I saw it on Channel 9 (WOR, back then when we wore onions on our belts as was the style of the time) and I think Roy Rogers was the Grand Marshall, altho it could have been Rip Torn. It was hard to tell with all the sequins. Anyway, I sat there and wondered "How does LA have a Christmas parade (n.b. Apparently Hollywood's War on Christmas was int he planning stages) with palm trees, not pines and in shirtsleeves?"<br /><br />Little did I know that it was merely a Macguffin to get us all to accept Christmas trees fashioned from shredder leavings...but then I guess all that confetti for the Dodgers World Series parade had to be put to good use, huh? California is, after all, the home of earth friendly. <br /><br />By which I do not mean that you fuck every gopher hole. That's Alabama's version of adultery on your sister. <br /><br />Scott, please pass along my best wishes for a quick return of service to health. It seems like you two have been trading volleys of vomit all year. I do hope you two can sort out this match before it goes into tiebreakers. Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85487476579345785622015-12-05T21:00:23.495-08:002015-12-05T21:00:23.495-08:00ANNTI sez...
Pretty good exclamation, Scott. But...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br />Pretty good exclamation, Scott. But Katy, I would NEVER inflict that lumber clusterfuck & GIGANTICALLY-OBSCENE FIRE-HAZARD/ELECTRICIAN'S-WORST-NIGHTMARE upon any innocent lizaredds!!! No, if you wanna stuff any "living" creatures into that deathtrap, start with Travolta & work your way down the Scientology Fucktardia Magnum food chain.<br /><br />I hope that your birfday was everything that you wanted &/or needed, Carl, and that the night-court judge will be appropriately understanding on those few small crimes & misdemeanors that SURELY ensued from your leisure-suited bacchanal. And if you ever get to meet that cute little redhead Anna Easteden, I want pictures! <i>(Of HER, you pervert!!!)</i><br /><br />Give Mary a big ol' Get-Well-Soon hug for me, Scott, just spray her down with Lysol first, so that you're not NEXT... Nobody needs an entire HOUSEHOLD of barfy/barfy-out-the-other-end flu-stricken folk, and you KNOW that Moondoggie is NOT going to be available or findable when it comes time to clean up THAT mess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44674617390107010822015-12-05T18:22:49.949-08:002015-12-05T18:22:49.949-08:00Debbi, that's going to become my ejaculatory p...Debbi, that's going to become my ejaculatory phrase of surprise and wonder. Like Luke Cage's "Sweet Christmas!" or Perry White's "Great Caesar's Ghost," from now I plan to shout "Great lizards and Christmas trees!"Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67901826331740151872015-12-05T17:43:55.849-08:002015-12-05T17:43:55.849-08:00Feel better soon, Mary! And happy birthday, Carl!...Feel better soon, Mary! And happy birthday, Carl!<br /><br />Great lizards and Christmas trees.Debbihttp://www.debbimack.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-36992588037712444992015-12-05T14:21:52.644-08:002015-12-05T14:21:52.644-08:00Happy B-Day, Carl, and those lizards are awesome.
...Happy B-Day, Carl, and those lizards are awesome.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33801739457501845312015-12-05T11:44:43.149-08:002015-12-05T11:44:43.149-08:00Happy Birthday Carl, and many more!
What that X...Happy Birthday Carl, and many more! <br /><br />What that X-mas tree needs inside it are 2 giant Geckos! Then it would be perfect!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-88583023013171678002015-12-05T09:54:36.752-08:002015-12-05T09:54:36.752-08:00Wow, it's been a long time since I updated or ...Wow, it's been a long time since I updated or posted to my blogspot page . . . I really should keep up on these things . . . 2015 already . . . practically 2016 . . . sounds like science fiction: Murfyn typed a message and pressed the send key and a worldwide network of servers and cables and wireless transmitters (connected via satellites) made his eclectic collection of audio and video files available to billions of people . . . huh . . . I should get back to work . . . oh, Happy Birthday, Actor212 . . .Murfynhttp://ifindaudio.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5459369791073318192015-12-04T19:30:42.999-08:002015-12-04T19:30:42.999-08:00Happy Many Carl, & many more!! Also, stay the ...Happy Many Carl, & many more!! Also, stay the hell off the Facebook, you two! (If you left AOL, why'd you go back?)<br /><br />My Santa Claus Lane Parade story: In the later '80s, when I lived in Silver Lake, my next-door neighbors attended the parade. When they returned home someone who might (or might not) have followed them from the parade took a few shots at them from a car, & everyone in my pad hit the floor. <br /><br />That "tree" is in front of the cult that took over the Xian Science (or whatever) dump at Hollywood & La Brea, innit? I really have to get out more. Or even once in a while. (Possibly w/ an accelerant.)<br /><br />Hope Mary's better soon, & advance good wishes for The Next Yr. to all!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.com