tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4789669842752107657..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: If Corky St. Clair Made a MovieScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38613166104037956302012-11-05T12:31:23.089-08:002012-11-05T12:31:23.089-08:00(Whoops--I meant to leave that comment on the &quo...(Whoops--I meant to leave that comment on the "Angel for Billy" thread, not this one.)Jim Donahuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04140325442403671800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-58696017804628006212012-11-05T12:29:42.076-08:002012-11-05T12:29:42.076-08:00Now available on Netflix streaming!
(Truly, the n...Now available on Netflix streaming!<br /><br />(Truly, the number of sub-awful gay-themed films on Netflix streaming is amazing.)Jim Donahuehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04140325442403671800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51745731125635554032012-11-03T10:22:28.174-07:002012-11-03T10:22:28.174-07:00No self-respecting gay man would ever live in an a...No self-respecting gay man would ever live in an apartment furnished thusly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51202746551881752542012-10-27T19:30:31.337-07:002012-10-27T19:30:31.337-07:00In fact, this review almost makes me want to see t...<i>In fact, this review almost makes me want to see the movie </i><br /><br />That's always the danger. As I think we said in Better Living Through Bad Movies, "Management Will Not Be Held Responsible For Accidentally Making This Movie Sound Interesting."Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70856894772355067582012-10-27T18:52:29.576-07:002012-10-27T18:52:29.576-07:00Hurrays for Bill S.
Still, I love your blog and...Hurrays for Bill S. <br /><br />Still, I love your blog and I will support it. Please keep the political and bad movie - and any other funky stuff rolling.Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891331049535299222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61478756871743586092012-10-27T18:47:30.766-07:002012-10-27T18:47:30.766-07:00This is just the best place to get bad movie revie...This is just the best place to get bad movie reviews in a witty way. In fact, this review almost makes me want to see the movieJimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891331049535299222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-3199606957647185992012-10-26T18:28:53.697-07:002012-10-26T18:28:53.697-07:00Thanks, Jim, very glad you enjoyed it (and the pub...Thanks, Jim, very glad you enjoyed it (and the public embarrassment is just gravy), but I can't take credit for the hilarity -- Bill S. is the genius behind this particular post.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53619851919816995932012-10-26T18:10:02.398-07:002012-10-26T18:10:02.398-07:00Damn you, Scott, you make me laugh inappropriately...Damn you, Scott, you make me laugh inappropriately on public transportation and other public venues. Hilarious and smart as usual. Jimbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13891331049535299222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24021760297329640502012-10-24T19:12:15.950-07:002012-10-24T19:12:15.950-07:00CORRECTION: In the scene where Arthur breaks into ...CORRECTION: In the scene where Arthur breaks into Victor's apartment, I mistakenly said Victor confesses to the attack on Ben. In fact, he confesses to an entirely DIFFERENT crime-the murder of a gay childhood friend of Arthur's. This is the first we've heard of it, and Arthur has no reaction of any kind to it. It makes no sense, but neither does anything else in this movie.Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45292553350065062082012-10-17T20:15:28.723-07:002012-10-17T20:15:28.723-07:00Yup, that's me, ever the THREAD-KILLER.
Sorry...Yup, that's me, ever the THREAD-KILLER.<br /><br />Sorry, Bill. I'll try not to let it happen again. Just NOW getting the fuck out and towards the road, so may be incommunicado a few days, like THAT'S new, awaiting the "service" of American Threatening & Totalitarianism (formerly known as BELLSUCKS), because COX-SUCKERS CABLE is the only other option and THEY gave the world <i><b>SEE-RAY NAGIN, genocidal Uncle Tom Republicunt Puppet du jour ('05), who handed New Orleans to Massah Dick on a PLATTER made up of Orleanian corpses.</b></i> For those of y'all unfortunate enough to be stuck with COX-SUCKERS who ain't fun for ANYBODY, especially anybody hoping for a blowjob, just remember the blow job that the engineered w/Katrina, via destroying the levees for FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT, in hopes of such a superstorm. I bet that it was the first time since he was built in Mengele's lab for Prescot Bush back in '38 that Darth Cheney got a chubby. Hey, with a lesbian wife, what's he gonna do with a REAL dick anyway?!?!? Oh, right --- <i><b>KARL MOTHERFUCKING ROVE.</b></i><br /><br />Sorry to be a thread-killer and a commemorative-plate-style flat-out fucking DRAG tonight, Bill, as every fucking night, apparently, but I really didn't mean to go down this road. It's the caffeine, ginseng <i>(shaddup, I know that I'm not supposed to have 'em, but the pain pills ain't enough and I gotta GET SHIT DONE!!! Whether it breaks another pars/vertebra or not!)</i>, emotional rollercoasters through the sigmoid colon of hell, etc., making me ever so entertaining these days. I'll be sooooo glad to be the fuck OUTTA HERE, though, at least we have THAT to look forward to, n'est-ce pas?<br /><br />Love you, and all teh Crappers!!!<br /><br />XOXOXO<br />Yer Ranty Aunty AnntiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68125953766815543522012-10-17T04:35:36.429-07:002012-10-17T04:35:36.429-07:00Oh, the horror... Bill, darling heart, you have m...Oh, the horror... Bill, darling heart, you have my sympathies, eternally. What this man won't do to spare us from accidentally viewing such abominations against humanity... if only Bill had been at that "undecided voters" <i>(my fat tattooed ass!!!)</i> debate last night --- you coulda bitch-slapped that arrogant racist bobblehead dog-fucker Romney with a BRICK for me, for talking to my president like he just SHOWED UP THERE, in the back of the landscaper's pickup truck. Yup, still pissed, only got 4 hours' sleep, and y'all get to witness the carnage.<br /><br />};-)~~~~~< You're welcome!<br /><br /><i>(And not to be a TOTAL begwhore or anything, but the Help Annti Get Her Shit Outta The Storage Unit Fund still needs a few shekels, if anybody's got 'em! Major MAJOR humongous props to KWillow for all that she's done </i>{Woman deserves a fuckin' Nobel Peace Prize, at the VERY least!}<i>, as well as the ever-faithful, ever-timely Redcane, and the bestest friends friends that a mean ol' bitch could hope for, which is, of course, all of Teh Crappers, esp. Realist, Scott, Mary, Sheri, the long-gone Mentis {???}, Jobsanger, Our beloved Minx & Li'l Innocent and the indefatigable Terrible. I *know* that I've left-out three or six people, and it breaks my heart to be so fucking senile, but y'all know that I love & appreciate you all, and hope to have names back into my head any day now, after the sleep deprivation & physical agony ease-up a little...)</i><br /><br />Love y'all!<br />--AnntiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68822355424251340682012-10-17T03:27:41.862-07:002012-10-17T03:27:41.862-07:00That is the best screencap of Finch in Network I h...That is the best screencap of Finch in Network I have ever seen. Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49794471820363753622012-10-17T02:29:40.281-07:002012-10-17T02:29:40.281-07:00I didn't realize you could do that, Bill. Can ...I didn't realize you could do that, Bill. Can you do this to Atlas Shrugged, parts I & II?Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-7260969085451641332012-10-16T13:30:46.044-07:002012-10-16T13:30:46.044-07:00@BillS - Never experienced The Room, huh? Well, it...@BillS - Never experienced The Room, huh? Well, it's technically better than this, but the writing and acting are about on par. As far as "so bad it's good" movies go, Birdemic is probably a better match.<br /><br />And you could make a decent case for "Titanic: The Legend Goes On" being worse than Ben & Arthur. It's an animated musical with talking animals, and it has a happy ending. Yep.D Johnstonhttp://www.kingdomofsharks.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24207280078722374272012-10-16T11:49:01.165-07:002012-10-16T11:49:01.165-07:00When I was watching the YouTube clips, I notice qu...When I was watching the YouTube clips, I notice quite a few commenters mentioning "The Room"-is it as bad as this?Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52636973948682081562012-10-16T11:37:57.930-07:002012-10-16T11:37:57.930-07:00Whaddya know? They went and Gayed up "The Roo...Whaddya know? They went and Gayed up "The Room".maryclevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785496858123839668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24044704984666378782012-10-16T11:17:17.768-07:002012-10-16T11:17:17.768-07:00I'm glad you asked, Marion! They are:
#4- &quo...I'm glad you asked, Marion! They are:<br />#4- "Manos: the Hands of Fate"(1966)<br />#3- "Superbabies-Baby Geniuses 2" (2004)<br />#2- "Daniel the Wizard" (2004)<br />and, at #1, making it the IMDb's choice for the Worst of the Worst,<br />"Titanic: The Legend Goes On" (2000)<br /><br />I'll leave it to one of you to discover the "joys" of those flicks. Me, I'm waiting for NetFlix to deliver Bergman's "Autumn Sonata", which, I'm guessing, is better written, directed, acted, photographed, edited, etc.Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68863415067050378262012-10-16T11:16:42.091-07:002012-10-16T11:16:42.091-07:00You all are woven of much sterner fibres than me, ...You all are woven of much sterner fibres than me, since all I could bear to do was skim Bill S.'s description -- couldn't even manage to read it thoroughly -- and watch 45 secs of Ben & Tammy yelling and rolling on the floor.<br /><br />But I absorbed enough to dissuade me from claiming that "Curse of the Bigfoot" must be, has to be, worse. Because "Curse", with all its no-budget wavings-about of visible booms, its non-existent script, talent and moviemaking ability, could be said to have a certain human charm, the charm of pure, innocent incompetence. This thing is incompetent and depressing. Ick. Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91409827541363213962012-10-16T09:42:49.314-07:002012-10-16T09:42:49.314-07:00Inquiring minds are dying to know... What 4 movie...Inquiring minds are dying to know... What 4 movies could possibly be rated lower than that? I can't believe I actually watched both of those clips, and it's 3 hours and 20 minutes before I can leave work and start drinking heavily.Marion in Savannahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-82231118073352861092012-10-16T09:41:45.561-07:002012-10-16T09:41:45.561-07:00Inquiring minds are dying to know... What 4 movie...Inquiring minds are dying to know... What 4 movies could possibly be rated lower than that? I can't believe I actually watched both of those clips, and it's 3 hours and 20 minutes before I can leave work and start drinking heavily.Marion in Savannahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90401590770410864522012-10-16T09:36:43.154-07:002012-10-16T09:36:43.154-07:00Because advertisements are thematically related to...Because advertisements are thematically related to content, the banner ad at the bottom of this post asks:<br /><br />SHOULD OBAMA FORCE HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE ON EVERYONE?<br /><br />TAKE THE POLL!<br /><br />PAID FOR NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE.<br /><br />Thanks, Bill!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25813061311680621322012-10-16T03:27:03.994-07:002012-10-16T03:27:03.994-07:00And I actually watched it 4 times in the interest ...And I actually watched it 4 times in the interest of getting the details of the "plot" right!With each viewing, I found something newly ridiculous. The cranky neighbor's name is actually spelled "Mildread" in the credits.Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44634221458893755282012-10-16T02:38:23.338-07:002012-10-16T02:38:23.338-07:00No, no, I was just the editor. Bill S. was the he...No, no, I was just the editor. Bill S. was the heroic investigative reporter on this piece, fearlessly exploring the seamy underside of LGBT films.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68240641012275316452012-10-16T02:21:44.383-07:002012-10-16T02:21:44.383-07:00YOu actually sat and watched that, Scott?
I cring...YOu actually sat and watched that, Scott?<br /><br />I cringed just reading this!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.com