tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post5318078649737733281..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: And After Breakfast, I Will EAT YOUR SOUL!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81919062620274612352013-08-14T13:22:40.275-07:002013-08-14T13:22:40.275-07:00Y'know, Zombie, I can surely see the resemblan...Y'know, Zombie, I can surely see the resemblance to Steven King's world's skeeriest-clown, but this alcoholic flop-sweat-marinated lunatic is hardly of the same caliber of horrifying, nightmare-fodder, pants-pissing TERROR as the inimitable Tim Curry.<br /><br />No, I never read <i>"IT"</i>, but the first hour of the miniseries sent me running, screaming, away from it, BECAUSE Tim was so very fucking horrifying. Yup, I'm a sissy --- obviously-fake, badly-faked, cheesily-grotesque, scenery-gnawing Roger-Corman-style schlock, I don't bat an eye, the fun is in seeing the continuity errors and pointing & laughing at the terrible attempts at "makeup." <br /><br />But when the shit is REALLY REALISTIC, like <i>"IT"</i> --- or the scene in "7" where the assumed-dead, rotting-away-in-a-restraining-cot guy SAT STRAIGHT THE FUCK *UP* --- that shit'll have me jumping outta my seat & unintentionally sinking my razor-sharp, paper-thin nails into the arm of whomever's unlucky enough to be sitting next to me. And watching "IT" at home, alone, in the dark --- HELLLLLL NO. I admit it, I wussed-out. And I don't regret it one bit. I know that I probably missed some of Tim Curry's best work, but I can live with that.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-63202995016539436552013-08-12T10:24:05.740-07:002013-08-12T10:24:05.740-07:00By any chance was that John Wayne Gacy?
That was ...By any chance was that John Wayne Gacy?<br /><br />That was obviously Pennywise. The opening "I am HUNGGGGRRYYYYYY!!!" was kind of a giveaway. zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42074937305495028622013-08-11T23:32:48.878-07:002013-08-11T23:32:48.878-07:00Aaannnnnnddd, of course, the scientific rebuttal t...Aaannnnnnddd, of course, the scientific rebuttal to the above:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PSQSx3OCrXQ<br /><br />Hee hee hee...<br /><br />Yup, she's fallen down the rabbit hole again, though the cold-hearted dismissal of bisexuality at the end of this video is HIGHLY offensive to me, personally...Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-28152567450757115552013-08-11T23:06:32.309-07:002013-08-11T23:06:32.309-07:00P.S.: If you REALLY wanna be horrified by the big...P.S.: If you REALLY wanna be horrified by the bigotry, intentional ignorance, and outright ILLEGAL profiling of "the homosexuals" in this 1950s "PSA" --- strap yerselves in, kids:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=17u01_sWjRE<br /><br />It ain't the strangers who are always so dangerous, Skippy, sometimes the biggest predators are inside yer own house, not the local public restroom!<br /><br />And hey, this shit just popped-up after Krinkles' video ran, it's not like I went CRUISING for '50s perversions...Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-89778190644086811092013-08-11T21:57:08.307-07:002013-08-11T21:57:08.307-07:00Um, is this "Krinkles" so-called "c...Um, is this "Krinkles" so-called "clown" <i>("FLAMING FREAKAZOID FUCKTARD SADIST" seems FAR more appropriate!!!)</i> a freshly-fired refugee from <i><b>"Circus Boy,"</b></i> and did he ever attempt to molest "Corky," aka Micky Dolenz? <i>(Not his stage name at the time, it was his mother's maiden name, I think, but I'm brain-farting on it right now...)</i><br /><br />If so, it might explain an anecdote that I heard about him from a borderline-midget, woulda-been-a-spinner-if-she-weren't-so-overweight blonde republicunt from Beaumont, Texas... with her springy curls, she might've given him FLASHBACKS! Though that's not how SHE told the story... <i>{{{{{{SHUDDER!!!!!!}}}}}}</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20118942770882156862013-08-11T09:08:35.123-07:002013-08-11T09:08:35.123-07:00Doc Logan writes: Also, "A circus of fun"...Doc Logan writes: <i>Also, "A circus of fun"? </i><br /><br />With any luck, you could witness the "lion's epiphany", in which he realizes he's got the weight, the speed, and claws, and why the hell am I jumping through hoops for this little dick with the whip, and gives him a proper shredding.<br /><br />Sorry, but my sympathies lie firmly on the side of the big cats against those who torture them for show biz.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18505242045864030742013-08-10T23:06:12.256-07:002013-08-10T23:06:12.256-07:00It wouldn't surprise me if that was John Wayne...It wouldn't surprise me if that was John Wayne Gacy (although he went by the name "Pogo"), but then I always find it interesting to see a celebrity's early work, before he or she really found their metier. Which is probably why I went to see a screening of Tom Hanks in the 1982 TV movie <i>Mazes and Monsters</i> last week.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27151587383789100492013-08-10T15:30:33.492-07:002013-08-10T15:30:33.492-07:00That was one of the most horrible things I have ev...That was one of the most horrible things I have ever seen. <br /><br />By any chance was that John Wayne Gacy?Green Eaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13477132834757467690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24580701976152327662013-08-10T12:51:51.813-07:002013-08-10T12:51:51.813-07:00Jesus.
If this is the most accurate representatio...Jesus.<br /><br />If this is the most accurate representation of how you feel, someone should be organizing a telethon for you about now.<br /><br />Also, "A circus of fun"? Yeah, if your idea of fun is the stench of elephant poop and a baker's dozen of these horrifying fucks leaping out of a Yugo, well, yeah, let the good times roll.Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-88789227122211186232013-08-09T19:15:09.261-07:002013-08-09T19:15:09.261-07:00Cram It, Clown!
~Cram It, Clown!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61538948327297756882013-08-09T18:42:57.109-07:002013-08-09T18:42:57.109-07:00How did I miss those as a kid? Sugar AND honey, u...How did I miss those as a kid? Sugar AND honey, umum.Lawguy1946https://www.blogger.com/profile/17561166381480842438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-26645230200805682162013-08-09T16:46:33.607-07:002013-08-09T16:46:33.607-07:00We're empathizing with you all the way, Scott ...We're empathizing with you all the way, Scott -- but couldn't it be an exerpt of the Nixon "Checkers" speech or something next time?Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37045438474066016742013-08-09T15:34:04.910-07:002013-08-09T15:34:04.910-07:00Ugh. Sympathies for what sounds like a horrible no...Ugh. Sympathies for what sounds like a horrible no good very bad day. But a word of warning, the last time I had a Scary Clown Trying To Give Me Sweets For Breakfast day, my shrink decided to adjust my antipsychotics. So, you know, careful who you tell. :-)D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.com