tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post5716870232538333196..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Brits Nix Stix Pix. And Crispix.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-76170638718698340882012-04-11T22:28:03.412-07:002012-04-11T22:28:03.412-07:00I loathe Zooey. Her parents should be beaten to b...I loathe Zooey. Her parents should be beaten to bloody, lifeless pulps for naming her that, and for not raising her to be just like Emily.<br /><br />Personally, I quite enjoyed HG2U, especially my secret boyfriend Mos Def, no matter HOW many Adamsphiles bitch about his being cast. The rest of the cast was satisfactory, especially whomever voiced the Vorgon motherfuckers <i>(I'm hoping that it was Billy West, which is why I don't look it up...)</i>, but Zooey needs to grow the fuck up (she's almost MY AGE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!) <b><i>and stop playing that FAKE-AS-FUCK BABYFIED FUCKTARDARINA VOICE!!!!!!!!!!</i> *THEN* she should have to go take a fucking ACTING CLASS and start over from scratch.</b> LOATHE her.<br /><br /><i><b>*LOVE*</b></i> Emily, though. Totally despise the jumped-the-shark-in-the-second-season HORSESHIT mutilations that Murdoch's cock-jockeys have rendered upon <i>"BONES,"</i> just like they did to <i>"HOUSE,"</i> but love HER.<br /><br />So why, exactly, since you undoubtedly already told us and then it got eated <i>(as the censor-happy motherfuckers at Blogger/Google do to MY comments all of the fucking TIME, so you are NOT alone, m'boy!)</i>, do you hate the flick, Carl?Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-2194548878490246872012-04-09T16:59:42.302-07:002012-04-09T16:59:42.302-07:00Coming back two weeks later, I find my comment got...Coming back two weeks later, I find my comment got eated.<br /><br />So let me sum: Hitchiker's Guide was in arguably the worst, and I'll tell you why.<br /><br />You spot a movie one of the best parody SF books ever written with no less than two successful spin-offs from the book (OK, I think the Beeb version was actually written ahead of the books, but bear with me), a cast that has as its WORST actor Zooey Deschanel (which speaks of an incomparable level of talent) and somehow you manage to fuck it up completely?Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80509431157992389952012-04-06T20:58:53.639-07:002012-04-06T20:58:53.639-07:00Y'know, my head's so fucked-up these days,...Y'know, my head's so fucked-up these days, "Zardoz" actually almost looks "interesting"? Definitely something wrong up in the attic...Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42317056610906103612012-04-04T11:58:46.505-07:002012-04-04T11:58:46.505-07:00Couple last adds:
British amusement at the fact t...Couple last adds:<br /><br />British amusement at the fact that <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17554816" rel="nofollow">Fantasy World acccents seem to be universally British</a>.<br /><br />And Adam Sandler sweeps razzies with "Jack and Jill", even picking up "worst male lead", worst female lead", and "worst screen couple". Well done Adam!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-14078239718190576962012-04-03T14:30:52.985-07:002012-04-03T14:30:52.985-07:00The U.S. has to be the "Merkin of Freedom&quo...The U.S. has to be the "Merkin of Freedom" !Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-7505553835467271662012-04-03T10:35:48.294-07:002012-04-03T10:35:48.294-07:00It's impossible to choose, because there's...It's impossible to choose, because there's bad movies and bad movies, by which I mean entirely separate categories of bad. There's sloppy incompetence, offensive, continuity-free, what-are-you-all-on-drugs, pointlessly violent, exploitative, cheat-the-viewer, and stupid.<br /><br />Unfortunately, the worst of them are more boring than anything else, so I tend to forget them quickly after watching them. Thus my worst movie is merely the worst movie I've seen lately, which brings me to the most recent netflix delivery, one of three movies on "15 Freaky Flicks: Disc One":<br /><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0029989/" rel="nofollow">Child Bride</a> (1938) Dir. Harry Revier, who also wrote.<br /><br />It purports in the opening scroll to be educational-- the hallmark of the exploitation film-- and it loses little time in going creepy on us, with early scenes of a twelve-year-old girl obligingly backlighted in her nightgown, and a mud wrestle with a pig, followed by a gratuitous nude swimming scene, complete with leering drunken hillbilly old enough to be her father, who ultimately decides to blackmail her mother into making her his wife. After killing her father.<br /><br />O Good God. MST3K rightfully turned it down as "too disturbing".<br /><br />Also on the disc, "Hitler: Dead or Alive" (1942), which was actually kind of fun, as three wise-cracking ex-cons led by Ward Bond go after a million dollar bounty placed on Hitler's head by an American businessman. Naturally Bond gradually wises up to a patriotic motive quite outside the money, and sacrifices accordingly, but not before getting off some terrifically funny gangster-speak.<br /><br />And "The Terror of Tiny Town' which I haven't seen yet, but don't need to explain, I think.<br /><br />As I said the disc one of five, and the rest are coming up. What have I let myself in for? Let you know how it all turns out!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16116389829001403192012-04-03T09:29:51.006-07:002012-04-03T09:29:51.006-07:00did you know that BLTBM is available at the iBooks...did you know that BLTBM is available at the iBookstore?<br /><br />'strue! and at 3.99, you can't afford NOT to download it.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-87072554025968492742012-04-03T05:50:29.862-07:002012-04-03T05:50:29.862-07:00Dudes, if you've got Netflix streaming, I have...Dudes, if you've got Netflix streaming, I have an epic recommendation that combines WoC's love for bad movies and bad right wing creative output.<br /><br /><i>Devil's Racecourse</i><br /><br />As far as I can tell, the title has nothing to do with the content. A group of young people who don't seem to actually know each other decide to hike in the woods for an unexplained reason. Then people shoot at each other, we learn valuable lessons about guns and lesbianism, and somehow the government is involved.<br /><br />It's impossible to pick a best part: the highly ill-conceived hiking attire of one group member who wandered in from a porn shoot, the world's least-compelling explanation for temporary lesbianism, the sublimely unnecessary epilogue/flashback, or the acting prowess (it includes my favorite line reading of all time. Told that there may be some shadowy government conspiracy, a character response "THE government?")<br /><br />It's a WoC must see.doxasticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64459826682935402162012-04-03T01:02:36.557-07:002012-04-03T01:02:36.557-07:00Well now, this is a bit of a puzzle. You see, I ha...Well now, this is a bit of a puzzle. You see, I haven't actually been to see a movie in - oh - 30 years. I live, as you know, in a small rural town and the nearest cinema is thataway about two hours by car, which I at the moment, don't have.<br />So, using only BLTBM and a few minutes caught in passing on the TV, and the comments of my more perspicacious cyberbuddies, I vote Battlefield Earth.<br />OK?<br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49190135877909226342012-04-02T21:55:58.933-07:002012-04-02T21:55:58.933-07:00Charlotte had the faraway eyes in Zardoz, that'...Charlotte had the faraway eyes in Zardoz, that's for sure. Actually, all of the cast did.<br /><br />Actually, I suspect I will enjoy what you write about the movie. <br /><br />As thundra points out, we just have a weird little corner of the bloggerverse that has a twisted affection for <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKRd0MfVmGo" rel="nofollow">The Best Bond Movie Ever.</a>zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37335863580911929762012-04-02T20:15:23.391-07:002012-04-02T20:15:23.391-07:00In the language of Instapundit and his virtual vas...<i> In the language of Instapundit and his virtual vassal states, the Anglosphere consisted of the U.S., Britain, and Australia (Canada, which didn't want to play in our sandbox, was voted out of the He-Man Muslim-Hater's Club). </i><br /><br />What about <a href="http://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/2012/04/foraging-news.html" rel="nofollow">New Zealand</a>?<br /><br />Too Ewokky, or something?<br /><br /><br />P.S. Re: Zardoz - it's more than just a movie now. <br /><br /><a href="http://blog.3bulls.net/archives/3441" rel="nofollow">It's a phenomenon</a>.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47569481919443363432012-04-02T19:33:04.905-07:002012-04-02T19:33:04.905-07:00IF YOU ARE PANNING ZARDOZ, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A ...<i>IF YOU ARE PANNING ZARDOZ, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM.</i><br /><br />Sorry, ZRM, guess we're gonna have to throw down. Although I do agree with you about Rampling, and suspect that her comparatively sober performance in <i>The Night Porter</i>, made the same year as <i>Zardoz</i>, is due to Dirk Bogarde Bogarting all the goofballs.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91271344312205754162012-04-02T18:49:44.752-07:002012-04-02T18:49:44.752-07:00....I went for Twilight.
Stupidest vampire movie .......I went for Twilight.<br /><br />Stupidest vampire movie ever. Sparkly? Vampires SPARKLE in the daylight? What happened to the pyrotechnic demise, like in Blade?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72921013500742410412012-04-02T18:46:11.198-07:002012-04-02T18:46:11.198-07:00IF YOU ARE PANNING ZARDOZ, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A ...IF YOU ARE PANNING ZARDOZ, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A PROBLEM.<br /><br />Name me one other time you could watch Charlotte Rampling and know for a certainty she was all hopped up on goofballs?<br /><br />BOORMAN, I SALUTE YOU!zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com