tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post6622455112898343727..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Cal Thomas, Fetus Fashion PhotographerScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80673686572240217922011-10-22T17:41:19.481-07:002011-10-22T17:41:19.481-07:00Scott, dear heart, I hope that you will forgive me...Scott, dear heart, I hope that you will forgive me for forgoing this exercise in sadistic misogynist self-torture, 'cause I'm out of my blood pressure pills <i>(I tend to double-down around election time...)</i> and frankly, even the constant, too-highly-pitched-for-modern-technology-to-mediate-or-cover-up ringing in my ears isn't enough to distract me from the burbling lava of pure hatred that overflows my gut and wants to projectile-vomit at least 20 feet across my miniscule living room "area."<br /><br />In other words, <i><b>I'm too old for this shit!!!</b></i> <br /><br />Mebbe not chronologically, but definitely experientially. I wish that I had the physical strength and endurance remaining for my feral-cat work <i>(with Bubbe-Boy gone, I now serve only one master, the ever-more-demanding Queen Of All who considers a computer in my lap as a direct insult to her primacy over all things)</i>, as well as the patience, determination, and downright orneriness to guard the gates of all local womens' clinics against firebomb-wielding, rosary-swinging, spitting-upon-the-volunteers "good christian" battleaxes who think that all our uterus are belong to THEIR dried-up, far-post-menopausal old cobwebbed asses. I wish. But wishes don't make happen, unfortunately, or I'd have been elected Queen Of My Goober Domain after having eliminated the world's most-evil Cyborg, aka Darth Cheney.<br /><br />Meanwhile, back at the ranch... Just that post-mortem mortician's glamour shot of Cal's overdyed butternut-squash head was enough to send me into paroxysms of revulsion and spasmodically lashing-out in self-defense against the horrid flashbacks that he causes me to remember, from all of the OTHER crimes against nature that he's committed thus far.<br /><br />Best wishes on hoisting this fucktard upon his own petard without losing all of y'all's respective lunches. Her Majesty hath invaded the world's most-hoopty hand-me-down recliner and is demanding her semi-hourly payment of attention, affection & fealty, so I should shaddup now, before Cal causes any MORE stomach-acid burns on my throat.<br /><br /><i>("expdenti" --- is that what we call the rip-job of the world's shittiest cheap-plastic denture-partial?)</i><br /><br />And K, punkin', at least you know that Peanut has now had the opportunity to hang-out with the biggest stoner in cat history, my Bubbe-Boy, so they're either giggling maniacally or lounging laconically in high grass <i>(so to speak)</i> and naming the shapes of the colored clouds that pass overhead. If her velvety paws are anything like those of Her Royal High-Ass Biddy, then I know exactly how much you miss those tender touches. When my Nannie died, Bubbe-Boy & Biddy would each pick a hip and plant themselves in my lap; Biddy would purr louder than a Triumph with no muffler and Boy would reach up to my tear-streaked face and pat the drops from my face with lynx-large Maine Coon paws that were softer than a baby duck and more loving than any human could ever be. What other critter could ever console a broken heart so perfectly? I just hope that Peanut will let you know that she's still with you, even if you can't feel the pats, wiping your tears away the best she can.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-76370959020199835482011-10-21T18:28:37.988-07:002011-10-21T18:28:37.988-07:00@Kwillow: So sorry to hear about your Peanut :(
...@Kwillow: So sorry to hear about your Peanut :(<br /><br /><br />I wonder what the Anti-Choice people will come up with next. Maybe, before a woman has an abortion, she has to be shown a series of computer generated pictures of her hypothetical child growing up, along with a narrative about how her child, if not aborted, will be the person who cures cancer. Then, she has to sign a statement that says "I, the undersigned, do admit that I am the most selfish and awful person in the history of the world." Then, during the procedure, professional mourners wail and moan and sing dirges while flinging ashes and soured wine into the woman's face.<br /><br />"See?" Cal Thomas will say, "This imposes no restrictions on abortion, but gives women information and attempts to cripple her with guilt!"Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52815690939055120452011-10-21T14:52:36.237-07:002011-10-21T14:52:36.237-07:00I'm pretty sure a lot of pregnant women (the o...I'm pretty sure a lot of pregnant women (the ones with health insurance, or nearby low-income clinics) can see an ultrasound of their fetus if they want to -- I've never been pregnant, but it seems like a routine part of prenatal care. So it's not as though the horrible Planned Parenthood or anyone else (other than our capitalist economy which does not see health care as a right) is actually DEPRIVING women of ultrasounds. It's not like women CAN'T GET an ultrasound without this law. So conservative bullshit to the contrary, this is just another one of their hypocritical attempts to get government to force certain people to do things they don't want to do. As is said here so often, and can't really be said enough, conservatives are against "big government" regulation -- except for when they aren't. Unfortunately it usually seems to be women who are the targets of the xtian version of sharia law. No coincidence there, I suppose.StickIthttp://stickitblog.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38314695600717446952011-10-21T14:25:18.731-07:002011-10-21T14:25:18.731-07:00Cats are never off-topic at WoC. So very sorry fo...Cats are never off-topic at WoC. So very sorry for your loss, K. There is nothing trivial our attachments to the fur-bearing members of our households, or theirs for us, or even theirs for each other -- Riley was inconsolable after we had to put Hobbes to sleep.<br /><br />With Doghouse having to say goodbye to <a href="http://doghouseriley.blogspot.com/2011/10/mr-stinky-1993-2011.html" rel="nofollow">Mr. Stinky</a> , there's been way too much traffic on the Rainbow Bridge lately. It'd be nice if we could all take an alternate route.<br /><br />I know we published a photo of Smokey aka Chester for Sheri's birthday; if you have a favorite picture of Peanut, we'd be happy to post it as a tribute. Unless that would be too painful. Just let me know know in email.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47426074061174094782011-10-21T14:03:35.893-07:002011-10-21T14:03:35.893-07:00Mr Thomas and other conservative "men" r...Mr Thomas and other conservative "men" really believe that women don't know exactly what is being removed from their uteri. In my daughter's sonogram she looked like a blurry image I took years earlier of Haley's Comet. But I kept her anyway, even tho warned she might have Downs. But, see, that was MY CHOICE.<br /><br />.... Off subject: I had to have my kitty, Peanut, put to sleep. I am surprised at the intensity of grief I'm experiencing, as much if not more than when my parents died. Oh dear oh dear... my sweet husband helped me bury her in our side "bird garden" (couple of bird feeders, bird baths & scattered corn for the quail). She used to waken me in the night by patting my face with her velvety paw: she wanted to be petted RIGHT NOW, please! Loved to have her head & ears scratched. Sat behind my head on the back of my recliner...sometimes ran her claws thru my hair ("It's pettin' time!"). My daughter is equally <i>distrait</i>...Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70428598717576141312011-10-21T11:51:33.313-07:002011-10-21T11:51:33.313-07:00The little things do look oddly like Mr. Peanut, m...The little things do look oddly like Mr. Peanut, must agree.<br /><br />In order to confirm the "moment of fertilization" the state must acknowledge the act. Does the state send a rep to visit the bedroom (or backseat of the car, or elevator) where conception occurs, then sign off on a state-registered form? Or do they have some integrated circuit that might be easily implanted into any fertile female to determine when slacker sperm finally makes a hit on the ovulation in question? Adults in their right minds would consent to raise children under such circumstances? This is truly evil. bullshite.pajzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09282795183249178522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19433227657375293142011-10-21T10:58:08.607-07:002011-10-21T10:58:08.607-07:00As was once said about Newt, if you gave Cal Thoma...As was once said about Newt, if you gave Cal Thomas an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.<br /><br />As a senior citizen, I guess I'm supposed to agree with him, but I'm also a woman. I remember when abortion was illegal -- in fact, I had an illegal abortion in the early sixties. These sanctimonious twits and their talk about "babies" is such nonsense. If I had seen a picture of the fetus, it wouldn't have made ANY difference. <br />Now, at 69 years of age, I have not mellowed. I still hate Cal Thomas and his smug ilk with the heat of a million suns.<br />Now I better go double up on my blood pressure meds.Sharonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11827236343578670299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64767761140280763412011-10-21T07:52:53.937-07:002011-10-21T07:52:53.937-07:00Number of unwanted children adopted by Cal & R...Number of unwanted children adopted by Cal & Ray Thomas since 1972, despite enormous incomes: zero.<br /><br />BTW, "Get Your Remaining Ribs Tickled!" I love you, man.Doghouse Rileynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-88422802093086220562011-10-21T07:00:42.099-07:002011-10-21T07:00:42.099-07:00So, the gentle, baby-protecting government mandati...So, the gentle, baby-protecting government mandating the administration and forced viewing of medical tests is okay because it's only about the giving and receiving of "information." However, requiring the giving or receiving of information that a person is not a murderer, certifiably insane, or an al-Queda terrorist before purchasing a gun is godawful socialist tyranny.<br /><br />It's way past time for a Bonfire of the Dichotomies.R. Porrofattonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72387690558137007972011-10-21T06:24:44.973-07:002011-10-21T06:24:44.973-07:00It's clear to me that in Conservative-land, no...It's clear to me that in Conservative-land, no pregnant woman has EVER in her entire life seen any of those illustrations of the stages of fetal development, that she has never taken a health class or a biology class, and that she has never gone to a gynecologist or opened one of those What to Expect When You're Expecting books. How very odd things must be in Conservative-land. I wonder what color the sky is there.Noranoreply@blogger.com