tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post6702132456665130645..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: The 6th Annual Skelly AwardsScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70789986251792517062018-03-25T12:43:51.187-07:002018-03-25T12:43:51.187-07:00ANNTI sez...
Gary Oldman owes me at least $20 buc...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br />Gary Oldman owes me at least $20 bucks in back-then dollars for a wasted trip to see something ELSE <i>(can't remember what, I was so scarred by THIS experience)</i>, and I then got shunted-off to see Coppola's shite excuse for a Dracula. I know, I know, Gary was only following direction, and the most so-fucked-up they-must've-been-on-the-brown-acid-AND-meth makeup/costumery, but holy FUCK was he the ooziest motherfucker to ever ATTEMPT <i>(if one can call it that)</i> <b>an alleged "Romanian" accent, let alone a "movie" {ha} "monster"</b> {more like 'Grandpa is a bit eccentric... and a necrophiliac... and way more into young girls than even Bill Cosby...'}<b>!!!</b> Sorry for the pinball run-on there, but oh fuck THE FLASHBACKS!!!!!!<br /><br />I want Gary Oldman's wig, one of these days. And Coppola's head on a pike for even THINKING of committing that atrocity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86080675664138938142018-03-16T08:09:57.256-07:002018-03-16T08:09:57.256-07:00Oldman starred in some awful thing whose title I c...Oldman starred in some awful thing whose title I can't remember where he played a corrupt New York cop. What I mostly remember is that he laid on the Noo Yawk accent with a thickness that would have embarrassed the most unregenerate bridge and tunnel rat. I was half-expecting that one to be the basis for his Skelly, but I haven't seen <i>The Scarlet Letter.</i><br /><br />(Has Demi Moore ever appeared in a <i>good</i> adaptation of <i>anything?</i> Someone should tell her, or at least her agent, to read the book first.)Bitter Scribehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04645909858616987997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91009162489338579152018-03-03T19:32:29.825-08:002018-03-03T19:32:29.825-08:00He got a callback, and looked menacing AF, but cou...He got a callback, and looked menacing AF, but couldn't quiiiiiiiiiite pull off the Velveeta-thick Milwaukee accent.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-84487816332547458152018-03-03T16:02:49.230-08:002018-03-03T16:02:49.230-08:00Carl, I have to say I have watched this several ti...Carl, I have to say I have watched this several times, and I cannot spot you in the film:<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1900&v=p1sxc3V0lzQzombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-36125136405739955842018-03-03T15:59:10.828-08:002018-03-03T15:59:10.828-08:00Willem Defoe, of course, spent some time in Milwau...Willem Defoe, of course, spent some time in Milwaukee on stage, and is notable for being the first person to sing Sigmund Snopek's love/suicide song "If You Love Me, Kill Yourself" at Theatre X.<br /><br />The first Oldman picture I saw was "Prick Up Your Ears" which is, of course, phenomenal. I've enjoyed almost everything I've seen him in, but could hardly believe that was him as Churchill when we watched that last night. Until I focused on the eyes. THEN you can see it.<br /><br />It is also amazing to see what Frances McDormand does with a kind of lightweight role in Darkman, when she was a relative unknown and apparently Raimi didn't feel like anything needed to be done with the character. It's like she and Neeson both decided that they had nothing to lose, so EAT THAT SCENERY!!!<br /><br />Although Louie C.K. is now persona non grata, I quite enjoyed his dark series "Horace and Pete". One of the episodes in this was a solo performance from Laurie Metcalf, where she relates a confessional and disturbing story that was intense and you never quite know where it's going.<br /><br />I will say, though, that none of these seem to be particularly embarrassing. zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-77608084180011522202018-03-03T15:48:44.284-08:002018-03-03T15:48:44.284-08:00I pray....PRAY....I never get nominated for an Osc...I pray....PRAY....I never get nominated for an Oscar because then Bill would find my uncredited role as a cop in a straight-to-Betamax (you read that correctly) film with Mario van Peebles and Nicole Sheridan. Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.com