tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post7964428028283332930..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: "Regrand? He Wrote the Score to 'Umbrellas of Cherbourg,' Right?"Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-78832371232931499982011-12-15T23:09:13.482-08:002011-12-15T23:09:13.482-08:00I can top it.
And it's a PERMANENT, HAND-PAIN...I can top it.<br /><br />And it's a PERMANENT, HAND-PAINTED WOODEN SIGN. As in, THEY HAD TIME TO GO LOOK IN A FUCKING DICTIONARY OR ENGLISH TEXTBOOK WHILST SLAPPING THAT ENAMEL ONTO THE BOARD.<br /><br />Haven't done that stretch of S. Broad lately, so I've no idea if it still exists, BUT:<br /><br /><b>HIS AND <i>HER'S</i> UNISEX HAIR SALON.</b><br /><br />I wish to fuck that I had a picture of it, but I never thought that this town would be slaughtered before I could get around to it.<br /><br />There are at least a dozen other fabulously agonizing signs around town, and not just the abominations smelted onto Coca-Cola and Miller Lite-sponsored vinyl banners, either. If I ever get the gas money, I need to ride around and see if they're still there and GET those pictures... It'd make one helluva coffee-table book!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43656960140668219032011-12-15T10:01:22.071-08:002011-12-15T10:01:22.071-08:00To which the outraged customer replied, "Hey!...To which the outraged customer replied, "Hey!...You misspelled 'Wendy."Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-13007107489271731062011-12-15T08:05:00.421-08:002011-12-15T08:05:00.421-08:00Must be from the same shop that made the banners f...Must be from the same shop that made the banners for an Italian restaurant near me- one said they offer "catering for any ocassion", and the other says there is a buffet dinner "Every Monday, Wendsy, and Friday."Madpuppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13541935710963793625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-87459277889899677922011-12-12T05:23:27.319-08:002011-12-12T05:23:27.319-08:00Awesome. This probably comes from the same banner ...Awesome. This probably comes from the same banner shop that makes signs saying <i>NOW CLOSED</i> with an exclamation point.suebeeyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30193427050775932302011-12-11T19:36:51.063-08:002011-12-11T19:36:51.063-08:00Mr. Egg? Is that what that thing is supposed to b...Mr. Egg? Is <i>that</i> what that thing is supposed to be? I thought that it was a paraplegic Super Hi-Bounce Ball <i>(those "legs" look like wheels).</i><br /><br />And never forget the First Rule Of Re-Gifting: Never tell the Original Giver that you're Re-Gifting the gift! And make damned sure that you remove the original wrapping AND gift tags, too. That'll really blow yer cover.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53807508225711048542011-12-11T06:33:11.783-08:002011-12-11T06:33:11.783-08:00Finding a sign like that is nearly unpossible. Bu...Finding a sign like that is nearly unpossible. But it must be real, for it has driven Mr. Egg into jumpy spasms of joy.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-46945421928671767592011-12-11T06:20:42.876-08:002011-12-11T06:20:42.876-08:00And here we're almost in regrand-gifting seaso...And here we're almost in regrand-gifting season.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com