tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post8453239819471470413..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: The Demon Barber of Fleet EnemaScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42333369934394854072012-01-13T15:06:53.046-08:002012-01-13T15:06:53.046-08:00OMG this guy is insane. The term fruitbat comes t...OMG this guy is insane. The term fruitbat comes to mind. As for Einstein's quote "No one can read the Gospels without feeling the actual presence of Jesus.", who knew that if you read a bunch of books about a guy, that he would be actually BE IN IT? Duh! I read a book about Abraham Lincoln once, and he was everywhere in that. That doesn't make him my lord and savior!Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15380318764146092652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-14721406468137494302012-01-11T04:48:40.468-08:002012-01-11T04:48:40.468-08:00I'm in a quandary. I love my Lord Jesus with a...I'm in a quandary. I love my Lord Jesus with all my heart and all my soul, and I love my Albert Einstein.<br /><br />Now, Einstein acknowledges the existence of Jesus, like the neighbor down the block acknowledges my existence. I must prove my deity to him, however. <br /><br />So I suggest my neighbor and I have a wrestling match, best of three falls, pin or submission. That Girl Scout doesn't stand a chance!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-42640789301069610182012-01-10T12:59:01.162-08:002012-01-10T12:59:01.162-08:00Or he could have been -- misquoted.
Or just tota...<i>Or he could have been -- misquoted. </i><br /><br />Or just totally taken out of context.Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74873742922600022772012-01-10T00:11:52.218-08:002012-01-10T00:11:52.218-08:00Invisible Flying Sky Friend Up In The Clouds, (TM)...Invisible Flying <i>Sky</i> Friend Up In The Clouds, (TM) with optional clear-acetate Walking On Water (C) foot attachments when those Jeebus Sandals get heavy on his flat, no-arch Ken Doll feet. Talk about a heavenly foot spa!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-41957670068896700732012-01-09T13:06:00.142-08:002012-01-09T13:06:00.142-08:00trashfire: Jesus is the Son of God, but also is Go...trashfire: Jesus is the Son of God, but also is God, because God is a Trinity: God Father, God Son and the Holy Spirit. Three-in-One. You can't argue with that. The Christians' Invisible Friend is MAGICAL!!!Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61233677006873143042012-01-09T12:49:30.913-08:002012-01-09T12:49:30.913-08:00Where did Jesus claim to be God?
He claimed to be ...Where did Jesus claim to be God?<br />He claimed to be the Son of God, and that anyone could be the Son of God if they do right and teach others. The idea that Jesus was divine in some way that no one else is or ever could be appears to be as bogus as the idea that Mary Magdalene was a sex worker.trashfirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-17346865992874799452012-01-09T12:34:52.752-08:002012-01-09T12:34:52.752-08:00The Eleventh Commandment: Smoke 'em inside.The Eleventh Commandment: Smoke 'em inside.delfinclutchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74896760026395642742012-01-08T10:37:19.639-08:002012-01-08T10:37:19.639-08:00Every year secular-“progressives” and obnoxious at...<i>Every year secular-“progressives” and obnoxious atheist pressure groups exponentially ramp up demands that all traces of Christianity be purged from the public sphere; particularly at Christmas time. This is like demanding the abolition of penicillin during an outbreak of Typhoid Fever.</i><br /><br />Wouldn't it be more like abolishing sewage water during a typhoid outbreak?The Red Badger of Couragenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74657419592164349722012-01-08T08:06:36.016-08:002012-01-08T08:06:36.016-08:00If Vosburg can be a Master Of The Universe, then I...If Vosburg can be a Master Of The Universe, then I'm dropping my B.A. for a <b>BMBITFU: <i>Biggest Meanest Bitch IN The Fucking Universe.</i></b><br /><br />If I were ever brave, physically-able and stupid enough to go back to substitute-teaching, that would HAVE to garner me at LEAST an extra 20 bucks a day.<br /><br /><i>(And yes, I do realize that there are probably hundreds or thousands of women "bigger" (taller, broader, fatter and stronger) than I am, but when it comes to pure-dee BITCHITUDE, who's really going to challenge me for the title? Randy Savage is dead and Miss Elizabeth overdosed on coke.)</i><br /><br />Oh, yeah, btw: Bam Bam must die. No ifs, ands, or hairy man-butts about it.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-21855768028067403912012-01-08T07:09:44.025-08:002012-01-08T07:09:44.025-08:00Ooh, a Beefheart reference!Ooh, a Beefheart reference!mndeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06602122227131690451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19092865788877128452012-01-06T16:30:45.414-08:002012-01-06T16:30:45.414-08:00I've described this elsewhere as "Occam&#...I've described this elsewhere as "Occam's Clown Hammer."Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8718595100097897982012-01-06T16:22:59.748-08:002012-01-06T16:22:59.748-08:00Jay B writes: And yet, the remarkable, truly remar...Jay B writes: <i>And yet, the remarkable, truly remarkable, thing is that he thinks the self-evidently obvious answer is the second part.</i><br /><br />Yeppers; it's as if you're confronted with a toilet which continues to run long after the flush and concluding <i>well, it can only be one of two things: (a) either the stopper isn't seating properly or (b) a family of invisible aliens has taken up residence in my toilet tank and they need the water</i> and going with (b).Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53370284986572072112012-01-06T15:47:41.036-08:002012-01-06T15:47:41.036-08:00The Bible is one of two things: it’s either simply...<i>The Bible is one of two things: it’s either simply an ancient text chock-full of creative tales and loose philosophies no more relevant to our daily lives than a Tony Robbins self-help book, or it is what it says it is: the inerrant, inspired Word of God. It can be nothing else.</i>.<br /><br />It's amazing. This is, in almost every way true. And yet, the remarkable, truly remarkable, thing is that he thinks the self-evidently <i>obvious</i> answer is the second part. Hell, most <i>Christians</i> would think that a modified version of the first part: That the Bible is an ancient text filled with wisdom (and insanity) and wonder that offers us a complex, wholly radical and oft-baffling worldview that offers us SOME comfort and relevance to our daily lives, so long as we overlook certain things and read the passages that support our own belief system. <br /><br />Kind of like "Based on a True Story" doesn't <i>really</i> mean it's a true story. It just has some basic connect to it.Jay B.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64205598354279138302012-01-06T15:45:49.459-08:002012-01-06T15:45:49.459-08:00Scott suggests: Engineer Vosburg, MU.
Oh man, I&...Scott suggests: <i>Engineer Vosburg, MU. </i><br /><br />Oh man, I'm getting the new business cards made up immediately. The whole deal of honorifics reminds me that I have an attorney friend who appends "esq" to his name on the card, which he does for the same reason I would: it's a silly anachronism which he can't resist poking a little fun at.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-88492654586102878442012-01-06T15:44:32.103-08:002012-01-06T15:44:32.103-08:00Would you buy auto, home or life insurance from th...Would you buy auto, home or life insurance from this poor Bam Bam thing? What is the point to his rant? That a Jew reads the New Testament for culture points? I've read most of it. Big frackin' deal.<br /><br />I'm going to Applebee's tonite for their new Sizzling Skillet Fajitas. I hope Bam Bam isn't there.Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-58947893363692260002012-01-06T15:30:18.785-08:002012-01-06T15:30:18.785-08:00I think from now on, protocol should demand that w...I think from now on, protocol should demand that we address Chris -- at least on formal occasions -- as Engineer Vosburg, MU.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-89887304124504579422012-01-06T15:19:45.198-08:002012-01-06T15:19:45.198-08:00Scott writes: It depends, Carl. A Masters is 10% o...Scott writes: <i>It depends, Carl. A Masters is 10% off if you order before 11 AM</i><br /><br />You must act now, not sold in stores!<br /><br />Yeah, you nailed it. Liberty and Regent Universities might as well award "Master of the Universe" degrees, for all they're worth.<br /><br />ChrisV, MU. Pretty impressive, huh?Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47253625622054527472012-01-06T15:07:29.902-08:002012-01-06T15:07:29.902-08:00STOP TALKING, CHRISV!STOP TALKING, CHRISV!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80867755491481651442012-01-06T14:57:50.403-08:002012-01-06T14:57:50.403-08:00Rebuscado says: So Einstein says that God exists.
...Rebuscado says: <i>So Einstein says that God exists.</i><br /><br />No, Rebus, he doesn't, and you will never find an incident of him explicitly saying so. His most famous statement "God does not play dice with the universe" is a perfect example: He was criticizing the holes in quantum physics theory at the time, which left so much to apparently random behavior.<br /><br />In this, he invokes god as I often do: a placeholder for unseen and imaginary forces which seem to work for or against us.<br /><br />You don't need to be a deist to use the common phrases "thank god", "god help me", "as god is my witness", "god looks after fools", etc, or a christian to say "jesus fucking christ, what a maroon", or for that matter "goodbye", which is simply a diminutive of the phrase "god be with you".<br /><br />And of course "he tampered in God's domain", which means he simply shouldn'ta oughta go there and do that.<br /><br />Oh, this is too good not to share: the "verify word" required to post this comment is "agodst". See, there it is: god, are you talking to me?Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43419159103288133362012-01-06T13:41:41.309-08:002012-01-06T13:41:41.309-08:00So Einstein says that God exist. And that proves.....So Einstein says that God exist. And that proves...? Nothing.<br /><br />"The Bible is one of two things (...) an ancient text chock-full of creative tales (or) the inerrant, inspired Word of God". Reading a few chapters of the bible will give you the right answer. And that is NOT the second option.Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43698461299002818242012-01-06T12:54:44.090-08:002012-01-06T12:54:44.090-08:00It depends, Carl. A Masters is 10% off if you ord...It depends, Carl. A Masters is 10% off if you order before 11 AM (the "MA in the AM Deal"), while a Doctorate degree is a dollar more, but you can add small fries and a medium beverage for only 99¢.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-83209388375791596922012-01-06T12:42:00.456-08:002012-01-06T12:42:00.456-08:00Scott, how much do those advanced degrees cost?
C...Scott, how much do those advanced degrees cost?<br /><br />Cuz I purchased a "Philosopher King" title from the Universal Life Church, but I'm thinking I need a dignified degree to vet my bona fides.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-34373285857464290712012-01-06T12:23:23.500-08:002012-01-06T12:23:23.500-08:00George Sylvester Viereck also wrote a short vampir...George Sylvester Viereck also wrote a short vampire novel called House of the Vampire(although I use the word vampire loosely, as this one leached away people's ideas and artistic ability).<br /><br />My drawing of the vampire in question: https://twitter.com/#!/Spearhafoc_/status/147738828143214592/photo/1Spearhafochttps://twitter.com/#!/Spearhafoc_noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68504152979133524062012-01-06T10:07:23.644-08:002012-01-06T10:07:23.644-08:00Last add:
I would give anything to have been the...Last add: <br /><br />I would give anything to have been there. Einstein was a affable physicist who liked to talk about his work.<br /><br />You have no idea how rare that is. An old friend who worked at CalTech in the seventies once explained to me that among the various realms of science, well, biologists are the easiest to get on with on, and she worked her way up through anthropologists, etc, and to mathematicians and then to physicists, which she said were simply psychotics, though usefull and functioning psychotics.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-57307207711642628992012-01-06T09:49:32.942-08:002012-01-06T09:49:32.942-08:00While certainly praise¬worthy, killing Mickey Rour...While certainly praise¬worthy, killing Mickey Rourke (even in 3D) doesn’t really warrant worship!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com