tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post8700204525401726428..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Torquemada@Inquisition.orgScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27138160424929720532011-07-13T23:13:21.504-07:002011-07-13T23:13:21.504-07:00Your pedantry was entirely schmuckless, Brian. (T...Your pedantry was entirely schmuckless, Brian. (That didn't come out quite the way I meant it, but thanks for the clarification; always appreciated.)Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91873486810377047092011-07-13T21:28:39.699-07:002011-07-13T21:28:39.699-07:00First of all, this: "second-class (with oak l...First of all, this: "second-class (with oak leafblower clusters)" is industrial-strength awesome. Bravo. <br /><br />Now, the pedantic schmuck will speak: The SCOTUS has held that the Full Faith and Credit clause does not apply in all cases, when "morals" are at issue. I don't want a country where one state can deny recognition of a marriage in another, but that is the status quo of the law.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04015145870685939519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25166026984544814752011-07-05T17:15:30.092-07:002011-07-05T17:15:30.092-07:00At any rate, it's obvious that the never-got-n...<i>At any rate, it's obvious that the never-got-none-off-a-WOMAN Boy here is co-opting that word for the purposes of blue-haired old bitches in Ocala, FL, who picket the gynecologist's office next to the Firestone shop with the same tired Papist bullshit and rosary-swinging.</i><br /><br />No freaking way, Annie! I live in Gainesville. About once a month the blue hairs come out to picket some women's clinic or other. They piss me off so much but at least it's only ever one or two. Still! Much hate! And the Christian dominionists put one of their "crisis pregnancy intervention" clinics literally next door to Planned Parenthood and masquerade as a women's health clinic. Those fucking shits.not a gatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-36579948037925617202011-07-05T17:11:47.017-07:002011-07-05T17:11:47.017-07:00F*** Dolan right up in his stopped-up bunghole!
I...F*** Dolan right up in his stopped-up bunghole!<br /><br />I'm embarrassed to be Irish!!!!not a gatornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-69133265385698507732011-06-19T17:01:19.653-07:002011-06-19T17:01:19.653-07:00Here in Argentina we have gay marriage (thanks to ...Here in Argentina we have gay marriage (thanks to the "Matrimonio Igualitario" law passed last year) and no, no apocalypse is upon us. On the contrary, now some babies have legally the last name of both of his mommies, and even we had the first "gay divorce", opening new job opportunities for lawyers.Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-3962042473876889512011-06-19T15:54:07.036-07:002011-06-19T15:54:07.036-07:00I don't know where either Father (or Fadda, as...I don't know where either Father (or Fadda, as G. Carlin would've had it) Dolan or the person above who reluctantly agrees with one or two of his points are getting this basic assumption about marriage being, and always having been, a religious matter. What period of human history or pre-history are we talking about? How much info does anyone have about the nuptial practices, philosophies, and preferences of, say, the ancient peoples who colonized Australia? or China? or who crossed the Bering Straits into the Americas? <br /><br />Whatever else they were doing or thinking about marriage or anything else, they weren't getting it out of the Old Testament.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-10723759610387385592011-06-18T23:06:16.284-07:002011-06-18T23:06:16.284-07:00So, how much did Newt have to pay the holy Fathers...So, how much did Newt have to pay the holy Fathers in order to have his first two marriages annulled and marry Calista in the bosom of Holy Mother Church? Maybe that's all it will take - pay the Church a large enough sum of money, and they will allow non-breeders to bend the rules a little, and Father Dolan and his fellow boy-fuckers will sit quietly in the corner.commie atheistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-73000644888848664272011-06-18T07:38:34.495-07:002011-06-18T07:38:34.495-07:00I never took classes in calculus or trigonometry. ...I never took classes in calculus or trigonometry. I never took Physics in school. I have read a few articles about math and physics in Discover magazine but that's it. So I am as qualified to discuss advanced mathematical theory as this clown is to discuss marriage and sex. <br /><br />Tell you what Sparky. You finish cleaning up all the child abusers and rapists in your church and then, MAYBE, we'll listen to you moralize about how awful it is that two single adults in love want to get married...Woodrowfannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-66372108272167988922011-06-18T03:25:29.527-07:002011-06-18T03:25:29.527-07:00I fantasize marrying several inanimate objects, a ...I fantasize marrying several inanimate objects, a polytech architecture that keeps me in awe. <br /><br />Is a non-sexual marriage to an animal perverse? A friend asked. <br /><br />Can one marry a copyright or patent? <br /><br />Can one marry real property? <br /><br />Can one have a marriage license between oneself and one's business, partner or superior? <br /><br />If one marries a snowball is it because one is afraid of commitment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85345909712627082272011-06-17T08:56:42.349-07:002011-06-17T08:56:42.349-07:00This guy would've been a laff riot back in 195...This guy would've been a laff riot back in 1954, hen he doubt would've been bitching about how those pesky nig-rahs were forcing us "to daily "redefine right, relationships, etc, etc...."<br /><br />Also: Judging by the way Archbishop Dolan's compatriots have acted, they may hate 'em some gay marriage, but they LOVES 'em some gay sex out of wedlock...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-92041544487413505032011-06-16T14:34:55.752-07:002011-06-16T14:34:55.752-07:00"The Church affirms the basic human rights of..."The Church affirms the basic human rights of gay men and women"<br /><br />Yes indeed, The Gays are given, free of charge, Basic Human Rights®! However, people who want to upgrade to the full Deluxe Human Rights® system, with the exclusive Bonus Marriage Rights Package™ will need to be members of the NoHomo Club®.Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67173541037426395212011-06-16T12:23:47.714-07:002011-06-16T12:23:47.714-07:00Scary, but I'm actually in total agreement wit...Scary, but I'm actually in total agreement with the "father" -- marriage always has been and should continue to be a religious sacrament, and the state should stay the F out of personal relationships, period. Let each church define what marriage means TO THEM and bestow it on who they will -- while the gov't provides rights and benefits to us AS INDIVIDUALS instead of giving preferential treatment to those who happen to find someone (and only one someone) to shack up with.<br /><br />Somehow I don't think father would like that idea any better though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50492918274689350402011-06-16T11:59:13.256-07:002011-06-16T11:59:13.256-07:00I have missed Anti, wondering if she's OK. One...I have missed Anti, wondering if she's OK. One thing I really like about her comments is the heavy use of ALL CAPS!!! Why should wingnuts have all the fun?Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-14270261357893886842011-06-16T10:40:40.953-07:002011-06-16T10:40:40.953-07:00Thanks for the AnntiRant (TM). Much needed in thes...Thanks for the AnntiRant (TM). Much needed in these ridiculous times.<br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68980153966950324292011-06-16T08:19:08.318-07:002011-06-16T08:19:08.318-07:00Living in Kansas, it's easy to forget that the...Living in Kansas, it's easy to forget that there are people in this country who aren't crazed right-wingers. This post was the perfect antidote for what I stumbled across last night (while looking for reviews of Weck canning jars!): http://paratusfamilia.blogspot.com/2010/06/feminizing-of-america.html. Scary!Lauren Hairstonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18037717621464819611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-83735545757867744512011-06-16T06:44:33.309-07:002011-06-16T06:44:33.309-07:00Our country’s founding principles speak of rights ...<i>Our country’s founding principles speak of rights given by God, not invented by government</i><br /><br />Uh, no. Our unalienable rights--chief among them <i>equality</i>--are natural rights, bestowed by our Creator, who makes no other appearance in any founding document. The whole fucking point is the institution of a government <i>to protect those rights.</i> Maybe the Archbishop should stick to misinterpreting texts he's more familiar with.James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-29352765664769013012011-06-16T00:06:15.911-07:002011-06-16T00:06:15.911-07:00Passing on this emailed comment from Anntichrist S...<i>Passing on this emailed comment from Anntichrist S. Coulter:</i><br /><br />What the fuck is his deal with RE-DEFINING and MUTILATING the word "procreate" into "PRO-CREATE"?!?!? What is that, the status that one achieves after giving up their AMATEUR breeding status and decides to get those Pampers & Similac endorsements as they compete for "BEST CATHLICK OVER-POPULATER"?!?!?! Or would that be "populatOr"? At any rate, it's obvious that the never-got-none-off-a-WOMAN Boy here is co-opting that word for the purposes of blue-haired old bitches in Ocala, FL, who picket the gynecologist's office next to the Firestone shop with the same tired Papist bullshit and rosary-swinging. Expect to see "PRO CREATOR" on the next wave of cathlick signs out front of Planned Parenthoods the country round, as their operatives slip around the back to sniper-assassinate the doctors.<br /><br />A big fuckin' ATTABOY!!!! for you, for never failing to mention the gay-murdering frothing-at-the-mouth rabid frenzy that so-called "xians" gone to Uganda, have created out of their superstition, fear, bigotry & small peckers amongst the natives, whom George Carlin would describe as the "missionaries" having NAILED LIFTS ONTO THEIR FEET.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-92196514143641917872011-06-15T23:14:24.897-07:002011-06-15T23:14:24.897-07:00Another four-eyed, balding, pudgy baby-faced Catho...Another four-eyed, balding, pudgy baby-faced Catholic prelate. There's a surprise. Do they have a mold they stamp them out of?M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45990592557107882152011-06-15T22:49:53.298-07:002011-06-15T22:49:53.298-07:00The Catholic vision of marriage is a woman bound f...The Catholic vision of marriage is a woman bound forever to a man, having a baby every year until she reaches menopause or dies. You can see how gays marrying would really mess up that Ideal Vision.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90431515928512021922011-06-15T20:46:53.262-07:002011-06-15T20:46:53.262-07:00(If you think this paranoia, just ask believers in...<i>(If you think this paranoia, just ask believers in Canada and England what’s going on there to justify our apprehensions.)</i><br /><br />Speaking as a resident of the first who knows a fair number of Catholics, I still have no idea what he's talking about. Did Parliament pass a new Disenfranchising Act or something while I wasn't paying attention?Mechanophilenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-1400871589978627272011-06-15T19:30:21.918-07:002011-06-15T19:30:21.918-07:00...one man, one woman, united in lifelong love and...<i>...one man, one woman, united in lifelong love and fidelity, hoping for children...</i><br /><br />Well, that's one approach - not nearly as much fun as how we got ours, though.ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-67271519281441053652011-06-15T17:30:43.234-07:002011-06-15T17:30:43.234-07:00"Marriage is not simply a mechanism for deliv..."Marriage is not simply a mechanism for delivering benefits: It is the union of a man and a woman in a loving, permanent, life-giving union to pro-create children."<br /><br />Seems to me that when you consider the stats on divorce rising regularly over the years, a mechanism for delivering benefits is about the only thing you can count on in a marriage.Aimless in Floridanoreply@blogger.com