This is a day late (and a dollar short), but I think that Scott will still accept our wishes for his happiness for the upcoming year, and o...

They've been testing the fire alarms all day. There's a speaker in every apartment, and they produce a noise so abusively shrill tha...

As a fan of Joel Hodgson from Mystery Science Theater 3000 , I obviously have no problems with a sleepy-eyed protagonist, but even I have to...

Smudge avec Gargoyle By Hank Parmer Smudge, unlike the rest of our feline overlords, wasn't so much a foundling as a visitor who ne...

Is it just me, or do these Wal-Mart greeters seem to be getting kind of hardcore? The Pope + The Queen = Hot Sex. This may be the wors...

[SCOTT opens the freezer and stares into it for a moment.] SCOTT:  Well, this is sad. MARY: What? SCOTT: This may be the most depre...