sábado, 17 de mayo de 2014

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Attack of the Butt Ninja" Edition

RILEY: Finally! I can get some rest without that Creamsicle-colored moron using my ass for a bolster.

RILEY:  AHHHH!

RILEY:  Oh for the love of--

RILEY:  I want you to kill him.  Kill him now.  Kill him with fire.

RILEY: WELL...?

RILEY:  (SIGH) You're fired.

7 comentarios:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© dijo...

If Riley were editor of Wo'C, you'd have been Abramsoned already.
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Weird Dave dijo...

"Attack of the Butt Ninja"

You need to pitch this as a movie.

Carl dijo...

You need to pitch this as a movie.

"Yes, CJ: It's a high concept film. Think 'Fartman' meets 'Kill Bill 2'."

Weird Dave dijo...

But with a cat that shoots laser beams from its eyes (or someplace).

Carl dijo...

Or Samurai claws, like Wolverine.

Weird Dave dijo...

Ooooh. That'd be cool.

But what should we call her?

Carl dijo...

Well, never late for dinner or she'll literally claw your eyes out.

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