tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post3104331955019050756..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Idiocy: The Antidote to SatireScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-10520883832119832902011-08-07T07:35:54.179-07:002011-08-07T07:35:54.179-07:00Feh! I fart on your birthday cake, stupide son of ...Feh! I fart on your birthday cake, stupide son of a pastry lo-ver! [brrrap]Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74000584091268757972011-08-07T01:05:06.280-07:002011-08-07T01:05:06.280-07:00Stacia: I always wondered what happened to the guy...Stacia: <em>I always wondered what happened to the guy who used to spam Usenet with his cake farting fetish porn. Now I know.</em><br /><br />I always thought that guy was just trolling alt.folklore.urban (badly, and unsuccessfully.) You mean there were other groups receiving attention?Mentis Fugithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07964443139632139131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19734553539727020442011-08-06T03:26:32.397-07:002011-08-06T03:26:32.397-07:00DAMMIT! I was supposed to publish the above comme...DAMMIT! I was supposed to publish the above comment approximately 18 hours ago, but then I hadda deal with the fucking state inspection shit, and I had stayed up all the night before to try and clean this dump as best I could, and forgot all about hitting "publish" on my comment before I went into a 15-hour coma. So David beat me to it, but I was <i>gonna</i> say it first... <i>*sigh*</i> Technicalities.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81667793079399392642011-08-06T03:23:28.232-07:002011-08-06T03:23:28.232-07:00Totally useless trivia: it wasn't the "S...Totally useless trivia: it wasn't the <i>"Seven-Year Itch"</i> subway-vent-blown white dress, it was a wholly-designed-anew concoction of <i>truly</i> nude-colored silk chiffon, possibly an Oleg Cassini, but I'm probably brain-farting on the designer --- anyway, it was a nude-colored sheath made SO fucking tightly-fitted that Marilyn had to be <i>SEWN INTO IT</i> mere minutes before she took the stage. How she <i>got out of it</i> is lost, apparently, to history, but I'd wager that there's a reason why Jackie didn't attend the birfday party... <br /><br />Though I'd TRULY wager, dollar to a doughnut, that J.Edgar lost his fucking <b>mind</b> <i>(nope, not a far trip)</i> with JEALOUSY over that hand-sewn-with-REAL-Rhinestones, head-to-toe gossamer gown. According to people who were at the event, once those hard-as-hell Madison Square lighting cans boomed down upon Marilyn's dress, <i>ALL THAT ANYBODY COULD SEE WERE THE RHINESTONES and possibly her nipples, depending upon where you were seated...</i> No idea if she was buck-nekkid shaved for the event or severely peroxided, but really, who'd care?<br /><br />Amongst the many wiki pages devoted to MM/Norma Jean, there's <i><b>AN ENTIRE PAGE DEVOTED TO THAT DRESS</b>, a stub off of the entire "Happy Birthday, Mister President" article,</i>; and included is an abbreviated clip of Marilyn's voice, singing to a rapt/near-silent crowd. Bless her heart, she sounds like about three miles of bad road... but then, the Kennedy boys never DID treat that girl right... <i>*sigh*</i><br /><br />I know, I know, totally fucking off-topic, but when The Moustachioed Peckerhead is blathering, I'd <i><b>whooooole</b></i> lot rather think about Marilyn in that dress than ANY of the not-even-VAGUELY-disguised racism/xenophobia/closet-case-obsession wif the big skeery "colored" fella in the White House.<br /><br />Oh, and Farah? Yeah, his IS bigger than yours, to the point of needing EXPONENTS to define the difference, and even though he just turned 50, Our Prez prolly ain't nowhere NEAR needing the little blue pills that are, hopefully, bringing OCULAR blindness to match your "intellectual" handicaps. Hell, he could smoke a carton a DAY and still be in better shape than you, you waste-of-oxygen-Pillbury-Dough-Turd.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-84779682758384460032011-08-05T14:59:02.704-07:002011-08-05T14:59:02.704-07:00David: Crap, you nailed me. Okay, I admit it, I ...David: Crap, you nailed me. Okay, I admit it, I went for the familiar, iconic, if unrelated image rather than show even a minimal respect for the facts, because I figured even though Joseph isn't going to get any of my money, that doesn't mean I can't offer him a little tribute.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18167568182923613552011-08-05T13:37:24.725-07:002011-08-05T13:37:24.725-07:00@Anonymous --
Damn, you beat me to it! I was gon...@Anonymous --<br /><br />Damn, you beat me to it! I was gonna use that.<br /><br />Oh, and Scott -- Marilyn's dress was not from "Seven-Year Itch", it was made specially for that occasion. It was so tight she was literally sewn into it, and wore nothing underneath.<br /><br />The "Seven-Year Itch" dress is most famous for the subway grate scene in the movie (which Joe DiMaggio tried to stop her from shooting).<br /><br />http://www.extravaganzi.com/marilyn-monroes-legendary-white-dress-for-2-million/David in NYCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-29096822031903700632011-08-05T09:36:56.061-07:002011-08-05T09:36:56.061-07:00“Not as long as I am around to sit on Obama's ...“Not as long as I am around to sit on Obama's birthday cake.” [He’s channeling Sparky Lyle ?]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-13727882231062066152011-08-05T09:12:08.296-07:002011-08-05T09:12:08.296-07:00Sounds like Joe'stache is all up in Oily Taint...Sounds like Joe'stache is all up in Oily Taint's bidness. You're welcome for the brain-candy.Thorlacnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-63164166975198081942011-08-05T08:29:45.829-07:002011-08-05T08:29:45.829-07:00I really think is possible that Obama is faking hi...I really think is possible that Obama is faking his birth certificate. Even he can be faking his own birth! Maybe the guy was never born and he's just another of Joseph's imaginary "friends"!Rebuscadonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-54199172771130355322011-08-05T01:58:46.561-07:002011-08-05T01:58:46.561-07:00I found this nugget over there. Should we be worr...I found this nugget over there. Should we be worried about the bug people?<br />http://superstore.wnd.com/video/Science/Trans-Humanism-Destroying-The-Barriers-DVDgocart mozarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07078120870313655513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-12439840060738184062011-08-05T00:51:53.482-07:002011-08-05T00:51:53.482-07:00Not as long as I am around to sit on Obama's b...<i>Not as long as I am around to sit on Obama's birthday cake. </i><br /><br />I always wondered what happened to the guy who used to spam Usenet with his cake farting fetish porn. Now I know.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.com