tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post3356636906427112174..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Ted Nugent Proves Love Not Necessary Ingredient For Love ChildScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91378103108707219072013-08-08T23:03:48.518-07:002013-08-08T23:03:48.518-07:00P.S. Bouffy --- I fucking LOVE yer flaming-brain...P.S. Bouffy --- I fucking LOVE yer flaming-brain avatar! Loverly imagery and more than a little familiar...Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45882249473966825062013-08-08T23:01:59.440-07:002013-08-08T23:01:59.440-07:00Yeah, well, it was prolly a lot more fun than seei...Yeah, well, it was prolly a lot more fun than seeing Van HAGAR, as I did in '93 or '94... back before Eddie got cancer, but far too late for Roth. What in the FUCK they ever had in common with Sammy, I will never know, except for gallons upon gallons of tequila... A guy who had maybe TWO hits in his entire carrer, THAT'S who they hire?!??! Pfft.<br /><br />I wish that I'd seen 'em back in the '70s or '80s, but I was in grade school in the '70s and never got to go anyfuckingwhere anyfuckingway in my "teen" years except for when I had my momentary brush with the brain-death known as belonging to that non-denominational pentecostals-in-makeup-and-divorce-court CULT. Oh, yeah, CARMEN was a REEEALLL "rock star," yeah buddy. <i>(No, kids, not one INKLING of a similarity or relation to THE OPERA or gypsies whatsofuckingever)</i> Hell, I remember when we all destroyed our AMY GRANT cassettes because she'd become <i><b>"TOO WORLDLY"!!!</b></i> *sigh*Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-63266427159910564162013-08-07T20:21:30.549-07:002013-08-07T20:21:30.549-07:00No, it's just a (perhaps the) not intolerable ...No, it's just a (perhaps <i>the</i>) not intolerable number of the Nuge's.<br /><br />And never been a VH fan, 'cause I'm like, terminally hip, y'know.<br /><br />Did see them in 1976 or '77 in a roller rink in Norwalk, CA where they opened for a band I was videotaping. (Sorcery. Magic acts on stage to go w/ the metal. Probably ahead of their time but never went anywhere in that time.) I recognized "You Really Got Me" but nothing else left an impression.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18226644688369029222013-08-07T19:26:11.427-07:002013-08-07T19:26:11.427-07:00On the plus side, if you happen to come across Nug...On the plus side, if you happen to come across Nugent wandering through your neighborhood, you can probably legally shoot and kill him.<br /><br />Although it is generally considered to be bad form to pose for pictures with the bodyArakasinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72399336133673643352013-08-07T02:30:40.634-07:002013-08-07T02:30:40.634-07:00So when you banged that thirteen year old, Nuge......So when you banged that thirteen year old, Nuge...?Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-19982976689925593542013-08-06T22:54:51.594-07:002013-08-06T22:54:51.594-07:00"I'd still rather listen to the Nuge'...<i><b>"I'd still rather listen to the Nuge's 'Stranglehold' "</b></i><br /><br />Oh, dear Bouffant, I am heartbroken. Next thing that I know, you'll be voting absentee for NADER one of these decades... You haven't been considering the nouveau-riche-white-trash version of "Libertarianism" lately, have you dear? Same priorities as before: cheap/legal weed, no taxes, no need/requirement/sentiment to do ANYTHING to help ANYBODY who isn't THEM, except now their stoner-selfish-prick majority has been flush with fresh blood from the utterly-batshit-crazy reich-wingers who've fallen off of the elephant when they picked Michael Steele as their token --- oops, "Party Leader"! Still every bit as selfish/mercenary as other republicunts, except for adapting to the non-medical weed demands and the still-minuscule-compared-to-republicunts budget, but now they can afford to rent better headquarters than their mothers' basements and the VFW hall on off-season Thursday nights!<br /><br />I actually *considered* libertarians @ 17, first summer semester in college <i>(before the REAL dain-bramage set-in)</i>, but all that they cared about were: pussy, cheap/legal weed, and NEVER PAYING TAXES. I needed more than three 2X4s in a party platform. There was this psycho-cunt Jim-Jones-wannabe from WACO who was hanging around, keeping EVERYBODY nervous as hell --- HE was the reason that I put-off trying weed until I was 23 and in radio! I dunno what's in the fucking water in Waco, I don't even WANNA know! But he skeered a lotta people off, as the stoners local 'leaders' of "the party" were too skeered to get rid of that sociopath until teh po-po finally busted him for some non-political misbehavior... Tsk, tsk, tsk... I liked what the "libertarians" back in '88 said about being STRICTLY CONSTITUTIONAL, but then, their idea of the Constitution turned-out to bear very little resemblance to the ACTUAL DOCUMENT or much of the progress that it hath wrought. Damned shame --- wouldn't it be nice if SOMEBODY in politics remembered what it says????<br /><br />Sorry to get so far off-topic, Bouffant dear heart, but you had me a little nervous there... and the infection from my most-recently-broken toof, after this year's bout w/pneumonia, has had me blathering like a clusterfucked old has-been who hangs around comedy clubs, trying to get an "in" with somebody who's actually WORKING, just frothing at the mouth and muttering to myself, when not calmly cussing the fuck out of James <i>(and going through a week's dose of valium!)</i> for his recent misbehavior, and IF these fevers/swelling/insanity/inability to eat ever BREAKS, I hope to make it all up to all of y'all who've been subjected to my feverish fits of overwrought transcendental-masturbation e-mails & comments, SOMEHOW. Would you, perhaps, like any free gifts, delivered with THE friendliest, most-attentive missionaries from the LDS set in your area? They make FABULOUS time across town on those bicycles, with their polyester black slacks tied-up with ponytail holders to avoid the gear-shifts & sudden turns into private driveways with nary a hand-signal, those DAREDEVILS! Would you rather have the Free Bibul or the videotape that'll teach you to raise good Mormon chirren? I've still got the still-active<i>(from the mid-to-late-1980s!)</i> 800#s handy, any time that you feel the need!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31926792896717468042013-08-06T21:12:50.445-07:002013-08-06T21:12:50.445-07:00Chris- funny story, I actually went to HS with the...Chris- funny story, I actually went to HS with the architect of his crawford "ranch." Potemkin had nothing on aWol ;}preznithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112468490241139292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18333823908634449342013-08-06T02:52:23.511-07:002013-08-06T02:52:23.511-07:00He would perhaps be Crawford's celebrity citiz...<i>He would perhaps be Crawford's celebrity citizen --- except that down the road a ways are George W. and Laura. </i><br /><br />The Bush's Crawford ranch set was "struck," as we say in Hollywood, as soon as Bush left the presidency.<br /><br />The Bushes moved quickly to a gated residential community in Dallas.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-28021526836220986542013-08-05T21:57:58.193-07:002013-08-05T21:57:58.193-07:00Sunrize Safaris: a new reason to despise the Nuge!...Sunrize Safaris: a new reason to despise the Nuge! Although it could make for a hilariously ironic accidental demise, a la <i>Sick Puppy</i> ... grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-75025716267289107142013-08-05T20:28:27.498-07:002013-08-05T20:28:27.498-07:00Well done, "Wally." Especially the links...Well done, "Wally." Especially the links in the blockquotes (Ted didn't make them. We doubt if Ted could make a link other than a snausage link, & that may be giving him too much credit.)<br /><br />All things considered, I'd still rather listen to the Nuge's "Stranglehold" than any individual Van Halen numbers. (No albums from either, you betcha.)M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51713106538141960342013-08-05T06:04:04.183-07:002013-08-05T06:04:04.183-07:00Well, it's not like you'll go broke in the...Well, it's not like you'll go broke in the US if you can market another way to overcompensate. So, batshit as he is, at least he is a canny marketer selling his particular brand of less than competent crazy to the segment of the population that will eat that shit right up. For him, playing at the annual gathering of the Juggalos might get him exposure to a more sophisticated, discerning audience.Helmut Monotremenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43390366250930236482013-08-05T04:57:05.331-07:002013-08-05T04:57:05.331-07:00Extra points for Doc Logan!
Damned shame about Ed...Extra points for Doc Logan!<br /><br />Damned shame about Eddie's mouth cancer, but hell, it's not like we need him to SING!<br /><br />Didja ever notice, aside from his "guardianship" of that poor oft-raped CHILD, that the majority of Ted's INADEQUACY-WRIT-LARGE "songs" were about DATE RAPE?!?!? <i>"Cat Scratch Fever"</i> is NOT about the rash you get <i>(on your HANDS or ARMS!!)</i> from wrangling feral cats!<br /><br />Big bold billboard that screams, "TEEEENYYYY PEEENYYYYY!!!," n'est-ce pas?Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90031152126967422652013-08-04T21:40:27.311-07:002013-08-04T21:40:27.311-07:00Keep in mind that the person looking out for "...Keep in mind that the person looking out for "degenerates" once had himself appointed the legal guardian of an underage girl, for decidedly unwholesome purposes.<br /><br />Not to mention that he's an astoundingly shitty guitarist. I'm not a huge Van Halen fan, but you can neatly line up the end of Nugent's days marketing himself as an adequate guitar player with the release of the first Van Halen album.<br /><br />Sort of like how Dennis Miller discovered Fox News after his best writer, Kevin Rooney, stopped writing for him.Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74240373014333546952013-08-04T21:30:55.512-07:002013-08-04T21:30:55.512-07:00As many wingnuts as there are in Texas, I don'...As many wingnuts as there are in Texas, I don't think that this particular lowlife cocksucker knows a SINGLE SYLLABLE of "Texas-speak," the yankee-carpetbagging douchebag who was SO FUCKING GUN-NUT BATSHIT-CRAZY THAT THEY THREW HIM OUTTA FUCKING MICHIGAN!!!!!!<br /><br />Ted's only bright enough to generally keep his assholiness to himself, and it's a damned good thing that he's got all of that acreage, 'cause it keeps HIS stoopid ass from getting SHOT, just on GENERAL PRINCIPLE. Even Reich-wing Texans <i>(i.e., everything NOT Houston proper or the Louisiana-flavored EAST-Texas parts who have a higher cumulative IQ than room temperature, like those of the Houston SUBURBS who like to hold KLAN MEETINGS on how to RID HARRIS COUNTY {even though they don't fucking LIVE THERE!} of all of us CRIMINAL TYPES FROM LUZEANNER after Katrina! Also, everything outside of Austin, which is a damned shame.)</i> would get sick of his rabid-dawg blatherings and babblings and asinine behavior. Personally, I vote that we lynch the motherfucker, as an example to other potential carpetbaggers.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68498563058616657272013-08-04T18:20:27.382-07:002013-08-04T18:20:27.382-07:00Teddy must have gotten de-lunched a lot back in th...Teddy must have gotten de-lunched a lot back in the Motor City. That's a good-sized consignment of paranoia he carries around -- although evidently with enjoyment.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com