tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4392356508005593624..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Spanning the Globe...Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33652826339618875882013-11-05T17:51:30.226-08:002013-11-05T17:51:30.226-08:00Yeah! Where the hell are ya, boyo??? Do we need ...Yeah! Where the hell are ya, boyo??? Do we need to do a spinal-tap with some Quik-Rete to get you upright and functional again???<br /><br />BTW, if anybody gives a finely-haired rat's ass about why I didn't get my fucking knee surgery today <i>(not that anyone SHOULD, but just on the off-chance that someone MIGHT...)</i>, the comments in the 10/31 Riley post will eventually show up, once Scott can get to his computer without screaming loud enough to frighten his disco-loving neighbors; also, there's more than a mere mention in ChrisV's happy-happy joy-joy birfday post. When I can stop vibrating with pure fucking RAGE <i>(and no, not "vibrating" in ANY kind of fucking "GOOD WAY," believe y'all me!)</i>, there'll be a mass-mail screaming-hissy-fit shriek-a-thon, especially since I spent all $124 of my food stamps <i>(PIYUSH JINDAL ***SENT***BACK*** THE EXTRA MONEY THAT OUR PRESIDENT SENT US TO *SAVE* MEDICAID & FOOD STAMPS IN THIS HATING-THE-POOR, PSEUDO-REPUBLICUNT STATE!! So now, thanks to GENOCIDAL JINDAL, I get THIRTEEN BUCKS ***LESS*** THAN THE UNFAIR BULLSHIT AMOUNT THAT I HAD BEFORE!!!)</i> on perishables to stock-up on stuff that I won't get to have for the 2 post-op weeks when I'm NOT ALLOWED TO DRIVE.<br /><br />SOMEbody @ Tulane University's joke of a "hospital" needs to be fed, feet-first, into the fucking woodchipper for this. Also, Scott desperately needs an inversion board, whether it's a Teeter-Totter or whatever the brand-name is, <i><b>THAT BOY NEEDS PASSIVE TRACTION ON HIS SPINE, BEFORE THOSE DISKS START TO POP LIKE OVER-ABUSED SILICONE IMPLANTS IN A FIVE-FLICKS-A-DAY PORN "ACTRESS"!!!!!!</b></i> Seriously.<br /><br />After all, do any of y'all want Scott to turn into <i><b>*ME*?!?!?!?</b></i> <br /><br /><i>(And no, not on the porn angle, on the EXPLODED DISKS/UNNECESSARY-FUSION-BULLSHIT angle.)</i><br /><br />Yeaaahhh, no, I didn't think so. Acupuncture ain't gonna cut it, by a long fucking shot.<br />Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51245283150208969872013-11-05T16:16:52.577-08:002013-11-05T16:16:52.577-08:00Come back, Scott!
The world is still full of cr...Come back, Scott! <br /><br />The world is still full of crap...we need you.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25914287734385668412013-11-04T20:45:49.688-08:002013-11-04T20:45:49.688-08:00Many, many thanks to you, Br'er Scott, for the...Many, many thanks to you, Br'er Scott, for the anniversary shout-out. I have never been embarrassed to tell people that it was Wo'C that provided the impetus for me to start blogging. I just wish I could say the same for S.Z. - I notice the hush money checks get bigger and bigger with each passing year.<br /><br />Here's hoping you rest up and are back in action soon, listening to the children of the night and marveling at the music they make...Ivan G Shreve Jrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04067177808320053382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-82740623654850604132013-11-04T17:32:38.412-08:002013-11-04T17:32:38.412-08:00According to an educational cartoon short I saw as...According to an educational cartoon short I saw as a kid in the 1970s, all you have to do is unhinge your skull, push it forward and pour delicious, wholesome milk into your spine.<br /><br />Ooor wait, maybe that happened back in 1998 when I watched Adult Swim after dropping acid. Either way, it should work, television doesn't lie to us.<br /><br />Feel better soon!Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-27327104355697586512013-11-04T17:02:45.395-08:002013-11-04T17:02:45.395-08:00Hey, Scott, try wearing a cumberbund under your ba...Hey, Scott, try wearing a cumberbund under your bathrobe. It will improve the post-disintegration effect.<br /><br />Alternatively, start referring to your old plaid friend as a "dressing gown".<br /><br />Hope the vertebrae are reconstituting properly.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.com