tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post4716440908595213327..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Satan's Back, and The Pope's Got Him!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90950351726806262732014-05-18T18:29:02.172-07:002014-05-18T18:29:02.172-07:00Well, Pope Frank is onto the corporations and thei...Well, Pope Frank is onto the corporations and their doings, which leads me to suspect that he recognizes the power of Temptation when he sees its tail and hooves flashing around. <br /><br />Or, as the Doctor once observed: "Greed. Greed! The most dangerous impulse in the universe."Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16556836595060583462014-05-14T21:15:09.656-07:002014-05-14T21:15:09.656-07:00"Forms are available at your local Post Offic..."Forms are available at your local Post Office. [Aliens] without forms must appear, however briefly, at the Bureau's Astral Office on Nooker Street."<br /><br />(We miss you, Peter Bergman.)<br /><br />And this, too, was inspired, Scott. "WIFE: GrrrRAWRRR!" or the phrase "confectionary fusillade" -- reminding me as it did of poor Michael Steele's ordeal of the flying death Oreos -- or the Samuel L. Jackson reboot, it all deserves a "Completely brilliant!" <br /><br />Yet I'm still wondering how Cesar the Demon Whisperer knew they were lesbians. Does Swissair have special Lesbian Class seating? Were they wearing t-shirts emblazoned "Lesbian" and "I'm with Lesbian"? It's a real conundrum, as our Roman friends would say.<br /><br />At least Satan's apparently wised up to the old saying that you'll catch more exorcists with a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth treble-cream milk chocolate envelope than you will with buckets of pea-green bile! <br /><br />Did Cesar ever consider the possibility that the woman might simply be engaging in a somewhat misguided promotion for a Swiss chocolate maker and just happens to be a heavy smoker, or have a really bad case of laryngitis?<br /><br />But noooo, it's gotta be Mr. Scratch as the obnoxious older brother, playing the Satanic version of "Does this bug you?" (Rather a comedown for His Infernal Majesty, if you ask me. Though I do understand that acts of petty mischief are kind of traditional.) Still, what a rich -- if sweaty and rather squalid -- fantasy life the Reverend must lead.<br /><br />Come to think of it, I do recall that my innards once exhibited some pretty Satanic symptoms -- growls were the least of it, and the olfactory accompaniment <i>did</i> have a certain fiery, brimstone-ish quality -- from a slice of Margherita pizza that I bought at a convenience store...grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-91637844804270872082014-05-13T14:17:24.589-07:002014-05-13T14:17:24.589-07:00And he also said he'd baptize aliens.
He didn...And he also said he'd baptize aliens.<br /><br />He didn't mention whether they needed forms or not.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81994720839355182852014-05-13T13:51:46.327-07:002014-05-13T13:51:46.327-07:00As [Rev Truqui] silently sought to repel the evil ...<i>As [Rev Truqui] silently sought to repel the evil spirit through prayer, one of the women, he said, began growling demonically and threw chocolates at his head.</i><br /><br />Man, I would give anything to have seen that. I very much doubt that he was praying silently-- I think it more likely that the girls behind him were a little taken aback at his jibba jabba to Him What Done It All about lesbian debbils and whatnot and decided to have a little fun by playing along with his delusion and doing their best to act the part.<br /><br />Plus, chocolates, BONK BONK ON THE HEAD!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74423486611376163562014-05-13T13:49:10.768-07:002014-05-13T13:49:10.768-07:00"SATAN, take the stick!"
Wait, that did..."SATAN, take the stick!"<br /><br />Wait, that didn't <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lydBPm2KRaU" rel="nofollow">come out right...</a><br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com