tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post5506845866464208645..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: MaryC Reacts To A Bad Castle FanFicScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-65297394709439417252011-05-03T15:16:52.996-07:002011-05-03T15:16:52.996-07:00Have I ever mention how much I love you Mary?Have I ever mention how much I love you Mary?Badhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14054254281328506361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90715572357596499092011-03-17T10:09:01.627-07:002011-03-17T10:09:01.627-07:00Hah, nah. It's just too sad to actually be cre...Hah, nah. It's just too sad to actually be creepy.HMDKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-57104999127552878212011-03-12T21:19:21.766-08:002011-03-12T21:19:21.766-08:00HMDK:
Ohhh. I'm sorry. Were you one of the pe...HMDK:<br /><br />Ohhh. I'm sorry. Were you one of the people searching for Castle Beckett BDSM? You must be terribly disappointed. Tell you what. Calm yourself down, pull up your pants, and click this link: http://community.livejournal.com/castlekink/<br /><br />Plenty of stuff to get your Castle Kink on! <br /><br />You're Welcome.maryclevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785496858123839668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47628317062516030182011-03-12T18:54:52.531-08:002011-03-12T18:54:52.531-08:00Really? You're going all Hitler reference over...Really? You're going all Hitler reference over fanfic? Do you also compare F-bombs to actual A-Bombs?<br /><br />Honestly, going Godwin over fanfic seems pretty limiting. I have to wonder what you do when confronted with something that you dislike that actually *matters*.D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43827896961648410012011-03-12T15:36:32.424-08:002011-03-12T15:36:32.424-08:00Everything about this is deserving of scorn.
The o...Everything about this is deserving of scorn.<br />The original writer, MaryC, the commenters... EVERYTHING. What's next?<br />Positive reviews of Hitler tentacle-rape videos?<br />Seriously, I'm goin' Godwin outta sheer disbelief.HMDKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16556741927826582252011-03-12T00:38:42.420-08:002011-03-12T00:38:42.420-08:00Like the estimable Mr Riley, I, being of a certain...Like the estimable Mr Riley, I, being of a certain age, knew such things existed but had never actually read any.But, if it's good enough for D, I guess I'll have to venture into wholly new territory.<br /><br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-71038123006132856302011-03-11T08:46:40.680-08:002011-03-11T08:46:40.680-08:00I choose to take comfort in the belief that the &q...I choose to take comfort in the belief that the "author" of that fanfic is young, or at least terribly immature, or both, and that English is not their first language.<br /><br />At the very least, I hope they brought enough dope for everyone.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-65047726123513575022011-03-10T20:20:33.489-08:002011-03-10T20:20:33.489-08:00Brian: No. This is a Primeval fic. It's... sta...Brian: No. This is a Primeval fic. It's... staggering. Chick/giant carnivorous dinosaur. Noncon. Tagged, I am not kidding, "romance". I read it because, you know, what the hell, I enjoy whitewater crazy.<br /><br />Anonymous: Oooh! Oooh! Me! I write Mulder/Frohike. (And other crazy ass shit.) Well, at least I do when my migraines aren't bad. If you get bored enough, I'm at dsidhe.com. Let the mockery commence!D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74114530814860487982011-03-10T17:23:10.764-08:002011-03-10T17:23:10.764-08:00I remember telling a friend that I read X-files fa...I remember telling a friend that I read X-files fan fiction. It was an interesting moment when she told me she wrote slash fiction and that I had actually read some of it. Seriously the cigarette smoking guy's name was Mike HuntAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55939001646068571352011-03-10T09:45:14.643-08:002011-03-10T09:45:14.643-08:00"hard boiled" career women.."hard boiled" <i>career</i> women..Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16915575925375836772011-03-10T09:44:10.958-08:002011-03-10T09:44:10.958-08:00I don't watch much TV, but I think a lot of sh...I don't watch much TV, but I think a lot of shows with "hard boiled" caree women often feature plots where they're forced to deal with a baby. "Baby Boom" plots. Even one guy show...long time ago "Rip Tide". I was young, I adored that show. The pet Computer Nerd who always solved the mysteries by hacking any computer he wanted to, ran out and bought "All the latest State-of-the-Art Baby books!"<br /><br />Sorry for my babble... 10mg of Norco makes me chatty. And I can never resist boasting about the daughter.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38727767314046536922011-03-10T09:42:20.799-08:002011-03-10T09:42:20.799-08:00D. Sidhe, are you referring the Tale of Her Goffne...D. Sidhe, are you referring the Tale of Her Goffness, Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-8348516835256300752011-03-10T09:39:28.613-08:002011-03-10T09:39:28.613-08:00My daughter, when 10-11 wrote fan fic for a cartoo...My daughter, when 10-11 wrote fan fic for a cartoon show called "Code: Lyoko". She showed me the site where she'd posted it and I read the first chapter... pretty good. Better than the show, which I'd been forced to watch many times. Main character is sitting at an outdoor table at a Paris Cafe when his cell phone, in fact, Everyone's cell phone! starts making a noise like "a thousand Banshee's with red-hot pokers up their asses!", which causes everyone's (everyone in France has a cell-phone) eyes, ears, nose and mouth to gush and spurt blood everywhere. The hero somehow covers his ears, flees to the back of the restaurant (passing a woman with blood "pouring from her eyes... he knew he couldn't help her, blood-from-eyes was <i>always</i> fatal!) [Ok,ok! she was 10 when she wrote it]. He hides in the restaurant freezer where the sound can't reach... and sits huddled, wondering if the noise will stop before he freezes to death. End Part I. Alas! before I could finish it the Code Lyoko site took the story down because someone else had a story of the same name. Pity. Daughter had written the story on her Dad's laptop and he deleted it. <br /><br />If you're wondering what a Banshee is, my daughter told me it is one of the bands in Mexican restaurants that play for you until tip them. Close enough, I'd say.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-34074070728696331142011-03-10T09:37:12.174-08:002011-03-10T09:37:12.174-08:00AriesOx17 titles her fanfic: A Special Gift
I'...AriesOx17 titles her fanfic: <i>A Special Gift</i><br /><br />I'm reminded that the first Police Squad episode was titled (Quinn Martin nod):<br /><br /><b>A Substantial Gift (The Broken Promise)</b>Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68057996109994473972011-03-10T09:06:51.923-08:002011-03-10T09:06:51.923-08:00As narrated by Troy MacClure... you remember him f...As narrated by Troy MacClure... you remember him from the hit show: "Babies Go Beserk!"Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86138098328709651632011-03-10T06:54:28.939-08:002011-03-10T06:54:28.939-08:00Yes. Yes there is Hamlet fanfic. Dude, there is fu...Yes. Yes there is Hamlet fanfic. Dude, there is fucking <i>Pac-Man</i> fanfic. With warnings for noncon and torture.<br /><br />My favorite stuff is the authors who have decided they, for example, really adore Leverage, but only if they can make all the characters into werewolves first. Now, pirate alternate universe fic is a long and hallowed internet tradition, you do have to occasionally wonder why the hell you wouldn't start out with a show with supernatural overtones rather than, say, write the stars of TJ Hooker all as vampires while never actually bothering to explain how the hell that happened. <br /><br />We will probably not have actually achieved the Nerd Event Horizon until there is Eureka slash in Klingon.<br /><br />That said, I've been inspired to go write a series of Flipper AUs where everything is exactly the same except Flipper is a giant spider. I'm almost positive it hasn't been done yet.D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-90686468766699309782011-03-10T05:14:30.446-08:002011-03-10T05:14:30.446-08:00I'm pretty much unaware of all internet tradit...I'm pretty much unaware of all internet traditions. Is there <i>Hamlet</i> fan fic?<br /><br />[Capcha: <i>raebush,</i> what I remember catching a glimpse of in <i>Quest for Fire</i>.James Briggs Stratton "Doghouse" Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05378802364709433791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-10967326641058516242011-03-09T23:44:00.261-08:002011-03-09T23:44:00.261-08:00I've seen worse. Fuck me, I've written wor...I've seen worse. Fuck me, I've written worse.<br /><br />I admit that it made me kind of want to hurt it back, and I don't even watch Castle, but I would say it compares favorably to about four fifths of the Big Bang Theory fic out there.<br /><br />If you want something really, really special, I can show you the World's Worst Fanfic Ever. I'm not kidding. This thing made me hate <i>words</i>. It gave me an allergic reaction so bad I spent most of a day not being able to read even the back of a cereal box because everything I read reduced me to a gag reflex just by dint of having letters in common. <br /><br />I thought I'd gotten it out of my system, but three nights later I woke up, sleepwalking. I'd been trying to rebuild the Tower of Babel out of our porn collection in an attempt to goad God into striking our species incoherent again.<br /><br />Fourteen billion years of atoms, four and a half billion years of this planet, the spark of life itself, three thousand five hundred million years of evolution, three million years of a species that has now ventured to the depths of the oceans and into space, that has crafted literature that burns in the minds of even people who can only read it in translation, that has created machines that can <i>answer in the form of a question</i>, and it all comes down to this, a person who uses the word "interlay" in a sentence. (Hint: That's not the word you think it is. This word's own mother tongue would not recognize it, looking like this.)<br /><br />I can give you the link. But be warned: You cannot unread it. And you will wish you could. Oh, how you will wish you could.D. Sidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14810866162936064310noreply@blogger.com