tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post6331303509017248919..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: A Belated Happy Birthday to MaryC From Bill S.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-85134335677587105302011-03-31T19:49:27.589-07:002011-03-31T19:49:27.589-07:00So someone actually reads those catalogs, eh?
Any...So someone actually reads those catalogs, eh?<br /><br />Anyway, I was stupid drunk in a Bahama casino one year where, you know, money flows and I got to thinking about making some and considered that there must be a product everyone needs. I came up with TP and toothbrushes. So the talking bumwad might work. If all else fails try "I ordered you something special but it hasn't been delivered yet." Buys time.Aimless in Floridanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-9264940376469894672011-03-31T14:45:04.859-07:002011-03-31T14:45:04.859-07:00Of course, the little scamps would take the same a...Of course, the little scamps would take the same approach to them that they take to earrings-- if one's good, then half a dozen's better, and let's not confine them to the area of the brow, either! Looking forward to nipple eyebrows!Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-35326320344844907262011-03-30T12:07:53.247-07:002011-03-30T12:07:53.247-07:00The eyebrows are what I would get if I had access ...The eyebrows are what I would get if I had access to money.<br /><br />Mix and match, indeed!<br /><br />I really am surprised Removable Instant Eyebrows aren't all the rage with the kids.Lucy The Wonder Dognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-18692992551660034692011-03-30T11:31:13.568-07:002011-03-30T11:31:13.568-07:00even better than Good Vibrations: There's a s...even better than Good Vibrations: There's a sex toy shop in Milwaukee called the Tool Shed.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20961127050400534702011-03-30T08:16:20.540-07:002011-03-30T08:16:20.540-07:00Who knew there was so much overlap between the Goo...Who knew there was so much overlap between the Good Vibrations and Carol Wright catalogs? <br /><br />Does Carol Wright ship to Alabama?Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20272260594470455042011-03-29T17:14:12.934-07:002011-03-29T17:14:12.934-07:00PS my rabbits DO get tense when I put them at the ...PS my rabbits DO get tense when I put them at the bottom of the pool.ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-73878225511067573012011-03-29T15:12:49.567-07:002011-03-29T15:12:49.567-07:00Yeah, when I looked at that stupid Robot Spoon, I ...Yeah, when I looked at that stupid Robot Spoon, I thought it was the stupidest thing I'd ever seen. But that's only because it was on page 1.<br />There were also an unbelievable number of "male potency" remedies.Bill Snoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45974146015457696942011-03-29T14:38:02.887-07:002011-03-29T14:38:02.887-07:00I want a RoboScrape - automatically separates the ...I want a RoboScrape - automatically separates the still edible portions from the blackened mess at the bottom of the pot that you left to be stirred by the RoboStir.ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-21175684615136875512011-03-29T08:13:25.426-07:002011-03-29T08:13:25.426-07:00Robostir. Automatically stirs as you cook! Only $9...<i>Robostir. Automatically stirs as you cook! Only $9.99 Cooking just got easier with RoboStir(TM)</i><br /><br />Oh man, I can just hear Megan McArdle now: "Of all the mechanical autostirring devices I've tried..."Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-38720205664110564602011-03-29T05:24:41.019-07:002011-03-29T05:24:41.019-07:00Happy belated, Mary. I trust the card got there on...Happy belated, Mary. I trust the card got there on time.Doghouse Rileyhttp://doghouseriley.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-35132242885273631282011-03-28T19:56:30.583-07:002011-03-28T19:56:30.583-07:00all I know is that if the rabbit is dead it typica...all I know is that if the rabbit is dead it typically means you're pregnant. <br /><br /><i> "SAVE MONEY WITH DRYER BALLS. Our price $5.99"<br /><br />Well there's a consumer tip I've never heard before.</i><br /><br />does cut down on the need to buy jock itch cream<br /><br /><i>and enjoy natural ooking brows."</i><br /><br />is that what Leonard Nimoy used?preznithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112468490241139292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-49843746863703305232011-03-28T17:35:42.579-07:002011-03-28T17:35:42.579-07:00I'm confused - is this a massager that's w...<i>I'm confused - is this a massager that's waterproof, for rabbits -- or is it a massager for waterproof rabbits? Then again I'm not sure Mary even has any rabbits, so maybe I should keep looking.</i><br /><br />Dude, if the rabbit is wet, then Scott is dry. Capisci?<br /><br />Oh hi, Mary! Happy Birthday!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32098445024804574152011-03-28T08:04:57.046-07:002011-03-28T08:04:57.046-07:00Late to the party, but happy birthday from me too,...Late to the party, but happy birthday from me too, should you still be conscious!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32266069355874624012011-03-27T17:05:04.318-07:002011-03-27T17:05:04.318-07:00"WATERPROOF RABBIT MASSAGER. $29.99"
I&...<i> "WATERPROOF RABBIT MASSAGER. $29.99"<br /><br />I'm confused - is this a massager that's waterproof, for rabbits -- or is it a massager for waterproof rabbits? Then again I'm not sure Mary even has any rabbits, so maybe I should keep looking.</i><br /><br />That's it. You can...uh...stop looking. That will be fine. I'm sure I can find some use for it of some kind.maryclevhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00785496858123839668noreply@blogger.com