tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post6498148345718174486..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: High NoonanScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-68609895741830761512014-08-22T09:15:43.073-07:002014-08-22T09:15:43.073-07:00Oh, that last photo... she's got him in that t...Oh, that last photo... she's got him in that treacherously painful finger-clasp handshake. <br /><br />I'll bet she is telling him "this is what you will say and this is how you will say it".<br /><br />groucho: <br />"... her exquisite muddle of Gen X and slacker stereotypes."<br /><br />Excellent. Somehow she missed that other stereotype (coughed up like a hair ball) that went with the photo of Obama with his feet on his desk.Mikenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11889096048085431642013-12-14T11:22:24.215-08:002013-12-14T11:22:24.215-08:00Darkness at Noonan<i>Darkness at Noonan</i>Fearguthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18424358658004747702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56337918105254010862013-12-14T08:46:09.255-08:002013-12-14T08:46:09.255-08:00[“Implantation” is just too rich for comment. I...<i>[“Implantation” is just too rich for comment. I'll pass. Scott?]</i><br /><br />You gets a l'il drunk and you lands in jail, Ol' Man Whiskeeeeeeeee....Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-22971980770697564392013-12-12T15:34:06.323-08:002013-12-12T15:34:06.323-08:00thunder: Whup, that's right, it's Keith wh...thunder: Whup, that's right, it's Keith who is endangering himself here, not so much Scott. <br /><br />But whatever: possibly if the turkey roll could be made to squeak a little?<br /><br />On a serious feline note, I trust Daddy Scott is joshing about the cats being vegetarians, cats being obligate meat-eaters as they are. (Those two sure don't look like they eat a lot o' lettuce.)Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74801774244905724452013-12-12T04:25:11.455-08:002013-12-12T04:25:11.455-08:00The post is in two parts. There are eight more par...The post is in two parts. There are eight more paragraphs. (A double-spaced non-sequitur counts as a paragraph here). Similar to a cadenza to a piano or violin concerto, Peggy's virtuosity will amaze. <br /><br />After I feed and water the cat we'll get back to it.Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-56146768903100711212013-12-11T20:32:06.574-08:002013-12-11T20:32:06.574-08:00Sorry to double-post, but:
[Obama] never had to p...Sorry to double-post, but:<br /><br /><i>[Obama] never had to push a lever, see the machine not respond, puzzle it out and fix it.</i><br /><br />Reagan, however, could field-strip an M4 Sherman tank, using nothing but his Boy Scout knife, clean and reassemble it in under half an hour. Well into his 70s.grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-76657102530822100832013-12-11T19:51:53.656-08:002013-12-11T19:51:53.656-08:00Scott:
I find "The Lumberjack Song" usu...Scott:<br /><br />I find "The Lumberjack Song" usually works well as psychic Drano for a brain-looping song. (Although in this particular case, "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" might be a more appropriate antidote.)<br /><br />Anyway, holy hoppin' Yahweh, that's-a some spicy gobbledegook!<br /><br />The tale of how Nooners snaffled her very own All-Seeing Eye of Agamotto to peer into the inner workings of the White House would no doubt make for interesting -- no ... what's that other word? oh yeah -- interminable reading, but what makes this column really special is her exquisite muddle of Gen X and slacker stereotypes.<br /><br /><i> ... did you mistake your American Express for your insurance card the last time you presented for an unnecessary electrocardiogram</i><br /><br />I know that was just a typo, but Nooners <i>presenting</i>? Ick. Triple-distilled quintessence of ick.grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-37060295778198495192013-12-11T08:47:11.251-08:002013-12-11T08:47:11.251-08:00Now I've got that "Feed the Birds" s...Now I've got that "Feed the Birds" song from "Mary Poppins" stuck in my head. Maybe I could compromise and feed a bird <i>to</i> the cats, although both Riley and Moondoggie are vegetarians, and invariably decline, if not disdain, my occasional offer of a slice from the pressed, processed turkey roll. (But perhaps it's not a moral or dietary matter, but a question of professional pride; as hunters who have many laser pointer dot kills to their credit, they can't help but gaze at my offering and sneer, "Turkey roll. How hard was <i>that</i> to catch?")Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-61049952667375721212013-12-11T06:58:48.719-08:002013-12-11T06:58:48.719-08:00Scott's "implantation" comment truly...Scott's "implantation" comment truly cracked me up.Bogienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50496510390842802162013-12-11T05:43:13.869-08:002013-12-11T05:43:13.869-08:00I'm with Li'l Innocent.
Both Scott and Ke...I'm with Li'l Innocent.<br /><br />Both Scott and Keith should feed the cats.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44117362529733043602013-12-10T18:44:31.606-08:002013-12-10T18:44:31.606-08:00Might it be that Nooners is busy throwing trash at...Might it be that Nooners is busy throwing trash at the current president to distract us from the fact that her sainted Ronald Reagan was an enthusiastic supporter of the apartheid government of South Africa, and that the passing of Nelson Mandela is reminding everyone that Reagan couldn't possibly have been more wrong?<br /><br />Horrible, horrible president. A supporter of institutionalized racism and someone who actually made jokes about AIDS. Doc Logannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-60209416361468017312013-12-10T17:59:50.320-08:002013-12-10T17:59:50.320-08:00Try not to let her creep into your brain, Scott. ...Try not to let her creep into your brain, Scott. Stay strong. Feed the cats.Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30433105003970009072013-12-10T13:32:07.452-08:002013-12-10T13:32:07.452-08:00If there's anything that is clear about Peggy&...If there's anything that is clear about Peggy's writing, it is that no one, not a single goddam person at the WSJ, bothers to perform the task of editing her endlessly repetitive gibberish, which I assume is because it is so very painful to read.<br /><br />I look forward to the inevitable blog post, consisting entirely of:<br /><br />ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL. ALL WORK AND NO DRINK MAKES PEGGY A DULL GIRL...Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.com