tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post6903982723160027001..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Tucker Queen's Mystery MagazineScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-13153976106644545012012-03-24T02:12:36.041-07:002012-03-24T02:12:36.041-07:00obvious sociopath Ken Berry
SSSsshhhhh! What, ar...<i>obvious sociopath Ken Berry</i><br /><br />SSSsshhhhh! What, are you <i>trying</i> to make Ivan angry?<br /><br />As for this case, everyone forgets one important fact: Vaginas are involved. All manner of unexpected reactions will result when one mixes conservatives and vaginas. That said, this is undoubtedly the most baffling of mysteries. I can't wait to go to the blog's last page and turn it upside down so I can read the solution!Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-54154074425089229672012-03-23T20:47:14.553-07:002012-03-23T20:47:14.553-07:00Debbi, I'm always interested in your ongoing s...Debbi, I'm <i>always</i> interested in your ongoing struggle to resist being assimilated by the Borg Collective.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-79126335632651122192012-03-23T20:14:16.296-07:002012-03-23T20:14:16.296-07:00Proving, once again, there's no truth that bad...Proving, once again, there's no truth that bad editing and the judicious use of quotes out of context won't destroy!<br /><br />And I'm still not a robot, in case you're interested.Debbihttp://mackthewriter.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45958755344455966242012-03-22T14:09:53.871-07:002012-03-22T14:09:53.871-07:00he's made Jim Treacher seem funny.
ARRRRRRRR...<i>he's made Jim Treacher seem funny.<br /><br /><br />ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!</i><br /><br />In fairness, Treach lost a bit off his fastball when he took that SUV to the head.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32828214832357908362012-03-22T14:09:06.937-07:002012-03-22T14:09:06.937-07:00I have Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the bread ...I have Col. Mustard in the kitchen with the bread knife.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-81664262776291057342012-03-22T11:43:22.373-07:002012-03-22T11:43:22.373-07:00"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever ..."Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."<br /><br />"Quite so, Holmes," said I.<br /><br /><i>The most unrealistic aspect of my ghostwriter Conan Doyle's stories</i>, I thought, <i>is that I'm usually supposed to be all admiration for this clearly illogical supposition. What about the shit you didn't think of, Sherlock, does that count?</i><br /><br /><i>It's like when he invents something that I didn't see and makes a big deal out of it. All it does is make me look a fool, and instead Doyle writes it like I'm fucking awestruck at his perceptive skills.<br /><br />Gonna have to have a little talk with Mr. Arthur Conan Doyle, that's what. Find himself in Queer Street soon enough, he will.<br /><br />Wanker.</i><br /><br />"Sorry, Holmes, old boot, what was that you were saying?"Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-22329190256940719962012-03-22T10:00:08.579-07:002012-03-22T10:00:08.579-07:00Ms. Fluke is quite impressive, but I don't kno...Ms. Fluke is quite impressive, but I don't know what a pro-woman litmus test is. Is it some kind of Norquist-esque pledge you have to sign? Or do you use real litmus strips to find out what your pH balance is? (No fairs using vinegar to throw the results off.)<br /><br />Hopefully she'll learn a valuable lesson from this bit of fol-de-rol: that if you don't clearly define your terms at the outset, some Asshole will come along and define them for you.trashfirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-55249628092435269922012-03-22T09:08:57.355-07:002012-03-22T09:08:57.355-07:00he's made Jim Treacher seem funny.
ARRRRRRRR...<i>he's made Jim Treacher seem funny.<br /></i><br /><br /><b>ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!</b><br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-32244253258559741322012-03-22T06:15:56.342-07:002012-03-22T06:15:56.342-07:00I'm guessing an Etch-a-Sketch was involved som...I'm guessing an Etch-a-Sketch was involved somehow.Bogienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44313386546511984652012-03-22T06:11:10.152-07:002012-03-22T06:11:10.152-07:00Dude, you can't spoil The Mousetrap like that....Dude, you can't spoil The Mousetrap like that. It's, like, tradition.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com