tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post7007610547526564428..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Q: "Does a Full-Time Homemaker Swap Her Mind for a Mop?"Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86643544391029753422011-11-23T02:20:12.743-08:002011-11-23T02:20:12.743-08:00I couldn't even digest enough of "Howl&qu...I couldn't even digest enough of <i>"Howl"</i> or <i>"On The Road"</i> to get them to the bookstore register.<br /><br />Go ahead, throw whatever you gotta throw. Nyeh. Nyeh. Nah. Boo. Boo. I'm a horrible, illiterate, bass-ackwards excuse for a human being. Some NEW news, please?Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-53582307348105190642011-11-22T20:21:33.550-08:002011-11-22T20:21:33.550-08:00Great column. Though as a poopy-headed hipster, I...Great column. Though as a poopy-headed hipster, I really want to read the rest of "Yowl." :-)tom allennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-24222387437678553002011-11-21T05:18:49.046-08:002011-11-21T05:18:49.046-08:00I listen to hours of talk radio every day. Stephan...I listen to hours of talk radio every day. Stephanie Miller, Bill Press, Ed Schultz, Thom Hartmann, Michaelangelo Signorile. And I do it WHILE I'm working at a paid job!(I drive a truck)<br /><br />Of course, I doubt Sirius Left is what Prager means by expanding my mind with talk radio...Angelia Sparrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13195112449945205248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5596958141651616142011-11-19T23:39:59.203-08:002011-11-19T23:39:59.203-08:00Dennis will never touch you, Sheri. He's dirt....Dennis will never touch you, Sheri. He's dirt.<br /><br />And by "touch you" I mean "come within a parsec of your wit, intelligence, and readability"<br /><br />Keep doing God's good work with the Kittehs and grace us more often, when you can!!Brian Schlosserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03661141625930661327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-15360150368451744182011-11-19T07:32:34.659-08:002011-11-19T07:32:34.659-08:00Blogwhoring for teh "beg"-a-thon (it ain...Blogwhoring for teh "beg"-a-thon <i>(it ain't "begging" when you're doing it for a REASON and when EVERYBODY ONLINE KNOWS WHAT KIND OF STAND-UP, MORAL, DECENT, HONEST KINDA FOLKS THAT YOU ARE!!!!!! So, nope, sorry honey, you ain't down to THIS level yet, y'all have never even blackballed or BANNED for speaking like AN ADULT!)</i><br /><br /><i><b>WE NEED YOUR LOOOOOVE, BABY, AND WE GOTS TA HAVE IT **RIGHT** NOW!!!!!!</b></i><br /><br /><b>http://seditious.org/annti/?p=1969</b><br /><br />Here's hoping that it helps!!!!!!<br /><br /><i>(I can NEVER fucking remembered, esp. when sleep-deprived, HOW to embed a link or activate a hyperlink to an outside source from the comment. Help, somebody? Please & thank you!)</i>Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-30650811393397981752011-11-19T05:07:41.203-08:002011-11-19T05:07:41.203-08:00before the FIRE gets to you... sorry for the re-p...before the FIRE gets to you... sorry for the re-posts, Sheri. I stoopy, but you already know that for lo, these many moons. Just tryin' to help.Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20827756143662028622011-11-19T05:04:35.454-08:002011-11-19T05:04:35.454-08:00DUH. I meant to say canned kitten MILK, but I'...<b>DUH.</b> I meant to say canned kitten MILK, but I'm 5 hours past my bed time, so forgive my senility. And seriously, you are in the nerve center of Feral Cats Central here, if WE can't figure something out, then it don't exist. Sheri/S.Z. is the empress emeritus, but we all have experience & scars that can be helpful in weird situations, all ya gotta do is holler, y'hear??!??Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33192631247800681132011-11-19T04:55:23.611-08:002011-11-19T04:55:23.611-08:00The canned kitten food is a good lure, but in my m...The canned kitten food is a good lure, but in my many-scarred experiences, when dealing with very-young ferals <i>(any idea if the mother is still in the picture at all, or if they're full-blown orphans?)</i> that PET milk or Carnation condensed/sweetened/whatever-the-hell-that-they-do-to-canned-milk --- NEVER FAILS.<br /><br />And if they haven't taken to kibble, the ONE canned cat food that has almost NEVER failed me <i>(remind me to tell you about Lex Luthor one day, the canniest, most-brilliant feral female the world has ever known)</i> is the 9 Lives "fresh tuna" (red meat) --- for some reason, only the tuna flavors with the red meat DON'T have pop-tops, so you'll need a can opener <i>(no idea what THAT shit's about, I don't eat tuna, so I have no idea if it's supposed to discourage the elderly/homeless from eating the cat food, esp. when the canned cat food is ON PAR WITH ACTUAL HUMAN-CONSUMPTION CANNED TUNA, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH 9 LIVES AND WALLY WORLD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!)</i>.<br /><br />I know that you don't have time for building props or trap-feeders, so just put the canned milk in one empty cat-food can and half of the canned tuna cat food into another one, and place them at the VERY end of the trap, where the pull-up gate is, after they've walked onto the trigger-trap-door and the front door has swung down. Otherwise, the lightweight little shits will sneak in, grab a bite, and haul ass outta there before the trap slaps. If you have cheap/disposable bowls that are SMALLER than cat food cans, that's even better, because then there's no chance of the trip-trap-door-flap getting stuck on top of the cans.<br /><br />Most of the smarter ferals that I've trapped have figured out by observing others that if they pull the cans forward without stepping onto that trap-door flap, then the can will keep the trap-door from going down and the front door will remain open, so that they can gorge to their heart's delight and still back outta there way before you get to the trap.<br /><br />I hope to hell that you and yours can get the hell outta there before the first get to you, and I sure as HELL hope that your house is somehow spared from this nightmare, but if not, you can always come crash with me & Biddy! Somebody's gonna need an inflatable mattress, though.<br /><br />If none of this shit works, call me, kay? BUT ONLY IF THERE'S TIME TO SAFELY GET YOU AND YOURS OUTTA THERE AFTER CAPTURING THE FERALS.<br /><br />Remember --- no matter how hard you work, no matter how much you love them, YOU CAN'T SAVE THEM ALL, EVERY TIME. The most important thing, and never forget this, IS TAKING CARE OF YOU AND YOURS, so that you are able to come back and take care of the NEXT batch of abandoned babies or abused adults or multi-generational ferals who are truly wild animals.<br /><br />In other words, PLEASE DON'T GET YER ASS BURNT-UP, OKAY?!?!?!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31948748678080973542011-11-19T00:58:08.673-08:002011-11-19T00:58:08.673-08:00Milk gives young kittens diarrhea so its not real ...Milk gives young kittens diarrhea so its not real good to give them that.<br /><br />They have canned kitten food now btw. its pricey but worth it.Plus you will gain their trust w/the canned food as that is how I capture a lot of the local ferals. I feedd them a little canned each night.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64437239978882643092011-11-18T17:15:44.164-08:002011-11-18T17:15:44.164-08:00They come into my garage every evening & sleep...They come into my garage every evening & sleep on an old quilt in the corner. I placed a litter-box for them, which they use. They seem to prefer milk to cat food- they're pretty young.<br /><br />If daughter hadn't tried to catch them, I think they'd have come to me by now. She spooked them- seems to think kittens can be caught & trained like Pokemons. Sigh.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-57468372794095843562011-11-18T13:01:45.983-08:002011-11-18T13:01:45.983-08:00Put canned food in a cat trap is what we have done...Put canned food in a cat trap is what we have done. We don't feed them for a day or two so they are really hungry.<br /><br />Sometimes damn it, we get one of the domestic's that is just a piggy for canned food ;-)<br /><br />just my two cents, being a nosey bitch n' all.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-48973191771689461362011-11-18T12:38:29.073-08:002011-11-18T12:38:29.073-08:00Hey, we just packed our car in case we have to eva...Hey, we just packed our car in case we have to evacuate due to the Reno Fire. We're south of Arrowcreek Pkwy, North of Mt Rose Hwy.<br /><br />I'd like to catch 2 kittens living nearby- they spend the night in our garage, and we feed them daily. They're hiding somewhere, I think scared of the high winds, and of daughter who tried to catch them this AM.<br /><br />Any suggestions?Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5614760141608514082011-11-18T10:52:43.283-08:002011-11-18T10:52:43.283-08:00Among the many things that the Prager fan learns i...Among the many things that the Prager fan learns is that Keith Ellison failed the religious test for congressional office by swearing the oath on a Koran instead of a bible.<br /><br />Prager will never tell them that the Constitution expressly forbids application of any religious test to any office in the federal government.<br /><br />See how much smarter they are as a result?<br /><br />Welcome back to town, s.z.-- I missed ya.Chris Vosburgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-4400037249966620232011-11-18T10:32:28.474-08:002011-11-18T10:32:28.474-08:00Sheri, thanks so much for your post. It is terrif ...Sheri, thanks so much for your post. It is terrif to read you again. And thanks for taking care of the fam. I've only recently become acquainted with S.C., but I'm sending on a small contribution.<br /><br />If we lived in a <i>civilized</i> society the C's would only have a vet bill to deal with. But we don't live there.pajzillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09282795183249178522noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-33751448075898388692011-11-18T09:25:15.612-08:002011-11-18T09:25:15.612-08:00Wow-friggin-Wee! I must say I enjoyed your post im...Wow-friggin-Wee! I must say I enjoyed your post immensely and although I too run a feline rescue, I do not get enough mental stimulation from it...so I watch the talking heads on MSNBC and scream back at them when I think they are full of shit...which btw is most of the time. <br /><br />To learn I read online news articles that provide me with facts that I can validate by fact-checking them...not some idiot on tv spouting political party talking points.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06698117410778232102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-50695005360278267442011-11-17T19:50:13.426-08:002011-11-17T19:50:13.426-08:00"Dennis starts out by stating that he regular...<i><b>"Dennis starts out by stating that he regularly writes about "male-female issues" because "I want to help men and women, especially husbands and wives, get along better" by furthering the goals of the Stepford Wives project."</b></i><br /><br />I have MISSSSSEDDDD YOU SOOOOOO MUCH, SHERI!!!!!!!!!Anntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-31576331300850477512011-11-17T19:28:02.902-08:002011-11-17T19:28:02.902-08:00My colleagues are Bill Bennett, Mike Gallagher, Mi...<i>My colleagues are Bill Bennett, Mike Gallagher, Michael Medved and Hugh Hewitt...</i><br /><br />Dear God, what a Rogue's Gallery of... awfulness.<br />Informing Housewives everywhere. Housewives: don't listen to Right Wing Radio... drink Vodka or do drugs, get a hunky lover. NO RADIO.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52680599941720075822011-11-17T15:37:31.723-08:002011-11-17T15:37:31.723-08:00Wonder what 12 hours of Prager et al does for the ...Wonder what 12 hours of Prager et al does for the development of the little ones? I'm guessing the eyes aren't gonna track. Maybe some permanent glazing and an obsession with sticking pencils in their ears.scriptohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17899049404620738944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-11388463991030221202011-11-17T10:48:07.652-08:002011-11-17T10:48:07.652-08:00I knew this column was going to be special even be...I knew this column was going to be special even before I knew who wrote it: the electrons on my screen went all sparkly!<br /><br />Poor Dennis, confusing that modulated farting for "talk" again. REminds me of that Monty Python song... <i>Dennis P., Dennis P. dum de dum dum dumb</i>heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.com