tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post7272181810341821590..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: AutolieographyScotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-54918633942334044902015-11-17T22:22:23.513-08:002015-11-17T22:22:23.513-08:00ANNTI sez...
Naahhhh, Doc, OUR Keef is WAY too st...<b>ANNTI sez...</b><br /><br />Naahhhh, Doc, OUR Keef is WAY too stressed out to be THAT Keef. Keef Richards has shot heroin INTO HIS EYEBALL to get high --- I sincerely doubt that this dear heart would EVER wanna do that to himself, though the lure of temporary but peaceful oblivion must certainly appeal...<br /><br />BTW, why does this week's obnoxious-yuppie-scum ad by Lands' End think that WE "NEED" "them" to "BELIEVE IN" us?!?!? What. Tha. Fuck. ?!?!?<br /><br /><i><b>"WE BELIEVE IN YOU."</b></i><br /><br />Seriously. I shit you not. What. In. The. FUCK. makes these arrogant little marketing-scum TWUNTS think that we need an "EMOTIONAL DIALOGUE" with the overpriced dickwads who sell the same sweatshop shit as Wally World but with that snotty/shitty WASP-wannabe "old money" fake-ass attitude???!!?!?!!?<br /><br />I know, I know, it doesn't mean shit to a tree, but it's been bugging the fuck out of me all week <i>(microscopic as it may be against REAL-WORLD nightmares from Afghan to Parisienne)</i> & I just wanna hunt their ad account mofos down & impale them on a really dull pike, for their cold-blooded abuse of the human brain.<br /><br />Also, can one ever truly "own" a corpse? I've actually SEEN idiots fighting over caskets & ashes, but seeing as how it's a shed carcass, like a locust shell, WHO owns it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-45167394708234704162015-11-13T11:23:21.665-08:002015-11-13T11:23:21.665-08:00OK, I get it: you're Keith Richards. Owning G...OK, I get it: you're Keith Richards. Owning Gram Parsons' corpse is the big clue. Don't know why you didn't mention that in "Life."<br /><br />I think you made up the rest of that stuff to fck with our heads, Keith.Dr.BDHnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72656170184923706022015-11-13T10:09:11.660-08:002015-11-13T10:09:11.660-08:00Debbi:
But doesn't that mean Keith is also .....Debbi:<br /><br />But doesn't that mean Keith is also ... BOB!?!grouchomarxistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-66448526063093055612015-11-13T07:46:53.193-08:002015-11-13T07:46:53.193-08:00So ... you're Laura Palmer's father?!So ... you're Laura Palmer's father?!Debbihttp://wwww.debbimack.com/blognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-83310113595743529832015-11-11T13:17:23.970-08:002015-11-11T13:17:23.970-08:00Sheesh.
And I thought you'd be addressing &qu...Sheesh.<br /><br />And I thought you'd be addressing "W" Sr.'s.Cirzehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07070125217972397204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-43523606931079062452015-11-11T01:38:50.485-08:002015-11-11T01:38:50.485-08:00ANNTI sez... and ponders...
Okay, I know less th...<b>ANNTI sez... and ponders...</b><br /><br />Okay, I know less than dick about Pasolini, but why do I get a distinct vibe that our Li'l Li'l has been reading some Terry Pratchett lately? Hee hee hee...<br /><br />And, darling heart, as many here will attest, 'twas not you dear one, who murdered xmas, IT WAS <i><b>*ME*!!!!!!</b></i> I wish that I could remember the date, I'm sure that Scott can, someday, find it in the database, but it involved an obnoxious/illiterate/fugly-as-a-Long-Island-Iced-Tea-Drunk-One-Night-Stand utter TWUNT of a Wally World check-out clerk and the too-oft & too-stringently repeated bellow of "MERRY <b><i>CHRIST</i>MAS!!!</b>" I shit you not.<br /><br />I'd never shit you, you're my favorite turd.<br /><br />Anyway, before the NyQuil comes to offer five or six hours of fitful "rest" (ha!), I hadda say, "ATTABOY!" and to love & hug & fondle you a little extra for hating Chris Rock, too. Like I actually wrote to Arsenio <i>(yes, I was one of the NINETEEN people who were actually GLAD to see him back on late night, dammit, he used to ACCOMPLISH SHIT with the original show!)</i> last year, I could still NEVER forgive him for that bullshit "apology" from Chrissy-poo for the whole DATE-RAPE "JOKE" clusterfuck. Fuck Chris Rock sideways with a rusty chainsaw dripping with gangrenous donkey syphilis. And on THAT lovely note, g'night!<br /><br /><i>(what's REALLY fucked-up is that I used to WATCH his sit-com! Only when he wasn't physically ON the show, though --- I can't help it, I'll always love "Pam" and y'all KNOW how I feel about Terry Crews!)</i><br /><br />And no, it can't be Ash's chainsaw, it's busy at the moment, thank fuck, but OH, the abuse of black hair dye!!! Did Bruce Campbell learn NOTHING from Liz Taylor's brain tumor?!?!?!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-26652403274585364882015-11-10T22:22:16.124-08:002015-11-10T22:22:16.124-08:00Oh, really, Keith? Sex on the beach with Pasolini?...Oh, really, Keith? Sex on the beach with Pasolini?<br />All Papa Pier's intimates (he liked us to call him that) know Pasolini had a morbid fear of sand crabs.<br /><br />Pull the other one, it's got bells on it.Li'l Innocenthttps://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com