tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post8214320112185542652..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: It's Probably Something You Effemin-ate.Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-20231232568352002362012-03-11T05:23:44.970-07:002012-03-11T05:23:44.970-07:00"Why, then, do the female cashiers at the hea..."Why, then, do the female cashiers at the health food store have (on average) smaller breasts than the servers at Hooter's?"<br /><br />Less unneeded surgery?HMDKnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-16717683206552011822012-03-08T18:01:14.379-08:002012-03-08T18:01:14.379-08:00Why, then, do the female cashiers at the health fo...<i>Why, then, do the female cashiers at the health food store have (on average) smaller breasts than the servers at Hooter's?</i><br /><br />Well, they're skinnier, for one thingCarlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-6808414773443411702012-03-08T15:36:29.653-08:002012-03-08T15:36:29.653-08:00Soy vey.Soy vey.suebeeyonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-60466492784690794482012-03-07T17:30:11.602-08:002012-03-07T17:30:11.602-08:00Hi everybody. Thanks for your comments on what may...Hi everybody. Thanks for your comments on what may possibly be my last attempt at covering wing-nuts here at W-O'-C. This piece took 1/2 six-pack to get through, then finished the other 1/2 afterwards ... then fell into a deep sleep. Then reminded there were five other postings by Mr. Lutz on the same subject. At that rate, my liver might collapse. I'll still contribute some movie reviews. But I'm leaving the wing-nuts to the pros.<br /><br />Dear R. Porrofatto: Yes, assholes can be considered criminally negligent. There is a certain pattern to the conspiracy theories ... they begin with "facts" that cannot possibly sustain examination. When confronted, Lutz and co. will tell you "Oh, you don't know the half of it" and it's always the telescopic projection of responsibility that gives these theories away. Eventually, suppose if we bothered to read the other 5 posts in Lutz's thread, would arrive at that magic nexus where Area 41, JFK, Marilyn M. and Princess Diana meet for lunch. Throw in the United Nations for a tantalizing dessert, plus a cup of Thimerosal. (Just add soy milk and some Splenda & you'll be fine).<br /><br />Dear KWillow: Breast feeding is the best nutrition for the newborn but somehow nipples aren't allowed in "polite" society. Unless they're Rick Santorum's perky nipples under those sweater vests.<br /><br />Carl, ran into Tina at Rock Center today and she would love to share tofu with you if she could. Unfortunately someone gave her Lutz's column and she's temporarily off the stuff.<br /><br />Thanks to all. Until next time, Keith.Keithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-5969672387925682742012-03-07T12:30:15.627-08:002012-03-07T12:30:15.627-08:00Why, then, do the female cashiers at the health fo...Why, then, do the female cashiers at the health food store have (on average) smaller breasts than the servers at Hooter's?trashfirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-51435880453964981792012-03-05T18:02:22.086-08:002012-03-05T18:02:22.086-08:00A talk about gayness and masculinity from a man wh...A talk about gayness and masculinity from a man who looks like J.K. Simmons...<br /><br />OZ is back on the air?TMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16972726941993291842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-12190834650024569532012-03-05T07:53:59.543-08:002012-03-05T07:53:59.543-08:00Imma just say this:
http://www.breastcancer.org/t...Imma just say this:<br /><br />http://www.breastcancer.org/tips/nutrition/reduce_risk/foods/soy.jsp<br /><br /><i>Then there are the isoflavones, which are weak phytoestrogens (estrogen-like compounds found in plants). Isoflavone levels vary in different types of tofu and soy milk products. Your body's estrogen is much, much stronger than the estrogen-like isoflavones in soy. [ed note: by a factor of 100,000x]</i>Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80885282811399735102012-03-05T07:51:40.457-08:002012-03-05T07:51:40.457-08:00"Remember: Soy Sauce is Boy Sauce, but Tofu i...<i>"Remember: Soy Sauce is Boy Sauce, but Tofu is Too Fey."</i><br /><br />So wait. I can have Tina Fey with my tofu?<br /><br />SIGN ME UP!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-83934689425041309712012-03-04T12:03:35.527-08:002012-03-04T12:03:35.527-08:00Ah, this explains why China is so underpopulated, ...Ah, <i>this</i> explains why China is so underpopulated, then!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-82906557815407519182012-03-03T18:23:06.421-08:002012-03-03T18:23:06.421-08:00Know what else probably has a lot of "feminin...Know what else probably has a lot of "feminine" hormones? Breast Milk!Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03176801494652946278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-59611659928936191462012-03-03T12:34:21.752-08:002012-03-03T12:34:21.752-08:00Thanks for the correction, R. Porrofatto. And apo...Thanks for the correction, R. Porrofatto. And apologies to Keith for screwing up the link. It seems to be fixed now.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-23988888963216757752012-03-03T12:15:48.441-08:002012-03-03T12:15:48.441-08:00That's an awful lot of decorative tassels for ...That's an awful lot of decorative tassels for a straight guy. Just sayin'.<br /><br />--Sour KrautAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-82731650562096312722012-03-03T09:13:22.494-08:002012-03-03T09:13:22.494-08:00[citation needed][citation needed]Bogienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-80521565809215985162012-03-03T04:56:33.878-08:002012-03-03T04:56:33.878-08:00Hilarious. The WND article is gloriously stupid. (...Hilarious. The WND article is gloriously stupid. (BTW, your link to it is kerflutzed. This one will get you there: http://www.wnd.com/2006/12/39253/) But you didn't tell us that there are 5 more insanely stupid parts! Later we learn that he got a big response from fans (Rutz nutz?) and critics (normal people). But sadly, the "column got picked up by the big homosexual/liberal websites" and awful hate mail resulted.<br /><br />I'd laugh more at this asshole, but it's criminal how such conspiranoid religious quacks spread fear and ignorance with their factless drivel. Stuff like this for example:<br /><i>...the rapidly rising incidence of leukemia in children. In the latest year we have numbers for, new cases in the U.S. jumped 27 percent. In one year!</i><br />Where on earth does he get this crap? The incidence of leukemia in children has been pretty flat for years, something easily discovered on this Internet thing in minutes. A 27% increase (In one year!) would have generated a lot more concern than WND sputum.<br /><br />Not to mention the contrary <a href="http://www.fertstert.org/article/S0015-0282(09)00966-2/abstract" rel="nofollow">opinion of real science</a> regarding the whole thing, but what the hell.R. Porrofattonoreply@blogger.com