tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post8567065074482274591..comments2024-03-05T19:50:31.497-08:00Comments on World O' Crap: Happy Birthday, Heydave!Scotthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02798340582589737829noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86714084799441669202013-08-06T21:19:27.906-07:002013-08-06T21:19:27.906-07:00happy birthday heydave, sorry I'm tardy, see p...happy birthday heydave, sorry I'm tardy, see previous post for explanationating ;}<br /> preznithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112468490241139292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-60453247926994168802013-08-01T22:41:44.593-07:002013-08-01T22:41:44.593-07:00AMEN to the smell at state AND county/parish fairs...AMEN to the smell at state AND county/parish fairs! I hadda grow up at those damned thing, esp. the livestock shows & rodeos, and le fragrance is, hopefully, inimitable, though I've heard that certain neighborhoods in NYC can get close in the summertime...<br /><br />And, after 19 years of state fairs, HeyDave, I'm sure that you also know that a "square meal" CAN be made of MIDWAY FOOD, eh? Hell, a corndog alone has your veg, meat, dairy AND bread, all on a stick! What you do with the stick is up to you... if you really NEED that much fiber, I guess...<br /><br />And, I needn't repeat it, I'm sure, but <i><b>***THIS*** IS WHY I'M ALWAYS SENDING-OUT "HELP ME RE-POPULATE TEH BIRFDAYS LIST" E-MAILS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!</b></i><br /><br />Hope that you & Preznit both had joyous natal celebrations.<br /><br />XOXOXO<br />AnntiAnntichrist S. Coulterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06415084181464098543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-52389507079352134982013-07-30T10:00:42.462-07:002013-07-30T10:00:42.462-07:00Happy belated birthday also to Heydave. Wait, you&...Happy belated birthday also to Heydave. Wait, you're from Chicago? Does that make you an Obama-style elitist liberal thug? Because, cool. <br /><br />Animals also smell, which you do not discover in most books, but becomes pretty overwhelming at state fairs.D. Sidhenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-3237292598262135742013-07-30T09:40:57.946-07:002013-07-30T09:40:57.946-07:00I have never had a birthday, and I'm sixty yea...I have never had a birthday, and I'm sixty years old. My parents enrolled me in a "birthday savings time" plan as an infant, and the administrators absconded with all the cake, candles, pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey (hereinafter referred to, for space-saving purposes, as P.T.T.O.T.D) games, clowns and all the rest of it. It's an outrrage. I sued, and the bastrds offered to give them all back at once, which at my age, would probably kill me.Mooserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12294208692136002450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25004757065428309032013-07-29T06:31:50.012-07:002013-07-29T06:31:50.012-07:00"the opportunity buy Buzzi low and sell high&... "the opportunity buy Buzzi low and sell high"<br /><br />I'll take the Buzzi high, please, and I think Heydave will too!<br /><br />I can. not. believe. I missed your birthday again. Sigh. But here's a toast to Happy Birthdays all month long!AnnPWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16981983463471726789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-25389390969552058092013-07-26T13:10:28.503-07:002013-07-26T13:10:28.503-07:00True. It is difficult to find nude pictures of Rut...True. It is difficult to find nude pictures of Ruth Buzzi.<br /><br />But I'm <a href="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/2967/Ruth_Buzzi.jpg" rel="nofollow">not giving up</a>!Nameless Cynichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17963921060024737712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-72778834180483924222013-07-25T10:22:02.451-07:002013-07-25T10:22:02.451-07:00Hi kids! Thanks for all the lovely greetings!
...Hi kids! Thanks for all the lovely greetings! <br /><br />I guess I have to dispel some misconceptions, however. I'm really from a little town east of here. Chicago! Southeast corner, right by where the sprawling steel mills used to be. I'll send Scott an aerial view of the old neighborhood and you can see empty spaces along the lake that used to be covered with U. S. Steel. Went back recently and realize that where I grew up could now double as scenery from <i>The Wire</i>. Moved to Iowa temporarily 19 years ago. *sigh*<br /><br />But life is good. I learned at the State Fair that farm animals make noises... just like in books!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-74491786213271668762013-07-25T07:28:51.125-07:002013-07-25T07:28:51.125-07:00From a simple woman of the earth,Happy Birthday, F...From a simple woman of the earth,Happy Birthday, Farmer Dave.<br />SuezbooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-76368200407866252122013-07-25T02:40:09.212-07:002013-07-25T02:40:09.212-07:00Heyyyyyyyyy, Dave! Happy birthday!Heyyyyyyyyy, Dave! Happy birthday!Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03664920037425489644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-47415248137276387372013-07-24T20:05:14.086-07:002013-07-24T20:05:14.086-07:00Is That An Ear of Corn in Your Pocket?
Yes, as a ...<i>Is That An Ear of Corn in Your Pocket?</i><br /><br />Yes, as a matter of fact it is.<br /><br />Oh, and happy birthday Dave. You too Preznit.Weird Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-44348422566128098312013-07-24T18:01:50.717-07:002013-07-24T18:01:50.717-07:00Hey, Dave (I'm sure that's how your nom de...Hey, Dave (I'm sure that's how your nom de net originated), I came originally from just north of you (Minnesota). I've been well aware since childhood of Iowa, Where the Tall Corn Grows -- yet you are consistently hip and uncorny. Simple son of the soil, indeed!<br /><br />Happy Birthday and a votre sante!Li'l Innocenthttp://ladysmantle.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-86699142085988712452013-07-24T17:16:48.878-07:002013-07-24T17:16:48.878-07:00Didn't mean to be quite so impersonal: Many ha...Didn't mean to be quite so impersonal: Many happy returns & the rest, Hey!!M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-70437250984763837012013-07-24T17:15:19.930-07:002013-07-24T17:15:19.930-07:00Many happy returns!! Or at least one nice present ...Many happy returns!! Or at least one nice present you really wanted. Or free drinks (or whatever your vice may be). <br /><br />As for Mr. Clevenger, shame for not sharing <a href="https://twitter.com/Ruth_A_Buzzi/status/302410581221203969" rel="nofollow">Ruth Buzzi sexy</a>. Keeping her all to yourself?<br /><br />(Guess now I know what I'm getting for my big day.)M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1776456473941522431.post-64000658538161358612013-07-24T14:24:13.975-07:002013-07-24T14:24:13.975-07:00Happy Birthday, Heydave! Or shall I call you "...Happy Birthday, Heydave! Or shall I call you "Hey" for short. In any case, it's I hope it's wondrous!<br />(Speaking of which, it's also the birthday of Lynda Carter, AKA "Wonder Woman")Bill Snoreply@blogger.com