Lincoln, Nebraska: Photographer J. Hanover Whitscomb captures the earliest known use of the "Wet Willie," by Johann Bernauer, retired farrier, on Arthur Millstone Bagby, prominent corn factor (February 11, 1910).
Heh heh heh... Hadda giggle at this one... even at my advanced age, I'll still sneak up & slip somebody the ol' ear-washer, long as I'm guaranteed that they're not locked, cocked, and ready to blow my brains out... heh heh heh... oh, right: TOO LATE!!!
(Wondering how often The Biggest Closet-Case Nepotism Nerd In Politics took it when they held HIM down by those flappy-floppy Piyush Jindal ears and shoved a pre-moistened pecker or three into HIS cavernous skull-fuckers... heh heh heh... Well, they'd HAVE to go for the EARS -- his smirky li'l pie-hole was too full of Timmy Teepell's SAC to be MUCH help... What? Oh, the fuggy-uggy cartoons that I just injected into your skulls? Heh heh heh... Didn't y'all MISS ME?!?!?)
Also perhaps the first use of the ol' d**k under the hat" trick
ReplyDeleteIt's been all downhill ever since.
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Scott, you realize you've uncovered the first wedding photo of a gay couple?
ReplyDelete"Retired farrier" & "corn factor."
ReplyDeleteExcellent.
And he liked it...
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh... Hadda giggle at this one... even at my advanced age, I'll still sneak up & slip somebody the ol' ear-washer, long as I'm guaranteed that they're not locked, cocked, and ready to blow my brains out... heh heh heh... oh, right: TOO LATE!!!
ReplyDelete(Wondering how often The Biggest Closet-Case Nepotism Nerd In Politics took it when they held HIM down by those flappy-floppy Piyush Jindal ears and shoved a pre-moistened pecker or three into HIS cavernous skull-fuckers... heh heh heh... Well, they'd HAVE to go for the EARS -- his smirky li'l pie-hole was too full of Timmy Teepell's SAC to be MUCH help...
What? Oh, the fuggy-uggy cartoons that I just injected into your skulls? Heh heh heh... Didn't y'all MISS ME?!?!?)