Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Game of Sofas" Edition

RILEY:  This is my vicious direwolf, Chenille.  He's a trained killer, and will rip you apart at my command!"

RILEY:  Chenille -- look!  It's Moondoggie!  Get him!

MOONDOGGIE:  Heyyyyyy...You're telling your direwolf to get me!  Aren't you?

RILEY:  Oh relax, ya big drama queen.  I'm just kidding.

RILEY:  Or am I...?