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Sunday, May 9, 2021

And the Traditional Third Anniversary Gift is Butane


HER: I dunno...I went on the Engaged Encounter weekend and took the Pre-Cana classes, but I still can't shake the feeling there's something weird about these Catholic weddings...

HER: Girl? TELL me about it.

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  1. Put down the crucifix, or the wax dummy gets it!

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  2. From the overly complicated first draft of the climax from RESERVOIR DOGS.

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  3. Heh. Damn, it's been a minute since I've been here... Anyway, if it matters, I'm in FB jail. Fucking tRump-loving freaks.

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  4. Anand, back in Twitmo. Would that the "covenant marriage" bullshit could be applied retroactively on flaccid flunkies like the 🍊💩🤡--- but then, his UAE & Qatari owners might actually *like* him then. But The Bat Man is *never* going to teach him the secret handshake.

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