... Brains! Quite a lot of them, in fact, which works out rather well for a man whose nom de blog is based on a George A. Romero chara...

SCOTT: Hey Siri, where's the nearest Thai restaurant? SIRI: Here is the best Thai restaurant. SCOTT: Um...This seems like a confl...

Yes, today is the 13th blogiversary of World O' Crap, and in honor of this statistically unlikely occasion, I've mixed up a Luau D...

Moondoggie, Shock Jock! New Slumgullion ! Hear Scott  bitch about Star Trek , hear Jeff stick to his guns about Suicide Squad , and hea...

SCOTT:  What the hell are guys snuggling for? It's 90 degrees in here! SHADOW: It's who we are, man. It's what we do. ...

The following phone call is real. Parental discretion advised. SCOTT: Hey, I'm heading home. Where do we stand with dinner? MARY: I...

Kurt Schlichter, as he likes to remind us, is a polymath -- soldier, lawyer, author, pundit, and ex-stand-up comedian -- although to me he...