Friday, February 15, 2019

Liam Neeson Hates You


New Slumgullion! We field strip the super weird Serenity (2019) with its blonde Anne Hathaways and extra nude Matthew McConaugheys. Then we go on a picaresque journey and find Judy Garland in blackface, the Lego Movie sequel, Bohemian Rhapsody, Sylvester McCoy singing on Skid Row, Velvet Buzzsaw, and Liam Neeson's best role, as a mute, imaginary baseball player.
(Serenity spoilers start at 12:30 and end at 37:00)

2 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

too bad, grumps. I still purchased the Bohemian Rhapsody movie, because I was a huge fan for most of my high school and early college life. OK, I still am.

I appreciate the criticisms y'all had on it, I think they are valid. And I think a good movie could have been made with him delivering the last vocals on the final album just fucking DAYS before he died.

Also, I listened to ALL the spoilers BEFORE I watched Serenity, so ha-ha, cheated you! Yeah, I'll go watch it at the local art/indie theaters....

Scott said...

And I think a good movie could have been made with him delivering the last vocals on the final album just fucking DAYS before he died.

YES. Thank you. I wish I'd thought to register that particular complaint during the show, because I still can't believe they left that incredible, made-for-the-movies moment just sitting on the table!

Also, I listened to ALL the spoilers BEFORE I watched Serenity, so ha-ha, cheated you!

You do realize this voids the warranty.

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