Sunday, April 12, 2020

Happy Easter


It was the most difficult and joyless Easter the kids had ever known, separated from friends and family by the quarantine. But they didn't complain, or lose faith, and the Easter Bunny was so touched by their pureness of spirit and the goodness in their hearts that he rewarded the children by revealing his true form to them. It wasn't as enchanting as they'd hoped, and things didn't improve much when he whisked them away to a shuttered AMC multiplex and made them watch his entire collection of vintage 35MM porn.

5 comments:

Fearguth said...

I understand the Easter Bunny's collection of vintage porn includes 'Stormy Pepperoni, Trump's Best Pizza Ass'.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

quarantine is getting to me. I just, Dog help me, signed up for Mouse+. First thing I am watching? The Black Hole.

Send help.

Or at least send liquor.

Scott said...

There's no enough liquor in the world, my friend.

Not for The Black Hole. Which isn't so much a title as the state of mind you're left with after watching it.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Still not desperate enough to watch The Phantom Menace, though....

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

some people are still trying to find the kernel of corn in that poop pile, though: https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-a-z-guide-to-all-the-offbeat-disney-movies-you-nee-1843029080

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