By which I mean, I told Jeff I wasn't feeling the Yuletide spirit this year, and he decided to remedy that by forcing me to record an impromptu commentary track to a forgotten D.W. Griffith Christmas movie. It was fun, I have to admit, although it involved more cannibalism than I was expecting.
More Christmas movies need cannibalism. After all, Christianity ritualizes the practice.
True. Catholics make their adherents eat the flesh of their savior, but always in the same old boring, tasteless wafer form. No wonder the church is losing parishioners! Pope Francis should spend less time issuing papal bulls and more time proclaiming fun new recipes.
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