Friday, April 9, 2021

Friday Beast Blogging: The "Drunk 'n' Disorderly" Edition


MOONDOGGIE: I'm tellin' you guys (hic!) once you go black, you never go back...bacon? Is it "you never go back bacon?" Cuz that sounds delicious--

SHADOW: He had a little too much catnip--

MOONDOGGIE: What! Who said that? I heard that!

SHADOW: I did.

MOONDOGGIE: No, one of them called you a "basic black bitch"--WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?! I will find you, and I will claw you down to the shin bone!

SHADOW: He doesn't mean that--

MOONDOGGIE: I do too! I'm dangerous when riled! I once killed a man in Reno just for salivating at my tuna!

SHADOW: Honey, c'mon. You really need to simmer down.

MOONDOGGIE: Awww, fine! You're just lucky my chick's here!

(Photo courtesy of MaryC)

1 comment:

Debbi said...

Hello, Kitty! :)

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