Sunday, May 9, 2021

And the Traditional Third Anniversary Gift is Butane

HER: I dunno...I went on the Engaged Encounter weekend and took the Pre-Cana classes, but I still can't shake the feeling there's something weird about these Catholic weddings...

HER: Girl? TELL me about it.


duquesne_pdx said...

Put down the crucifix, or the wax dummy gets it!

Scott said...

From the overly complicated first draft of the climax from RESERVOIR DOGS.