Friday Beast-Blogging: The "I Fight Big Butts And I Cannot Lie" Edition
RILEY: You ever seen The Monolith Monsters?
RILEY: It's this old sci-fi movie about alien crystals that destroy everything they touch? And eventually they form this gigantic wall that spreads remorselessly across the landscape, crushing everything in its path?
RILEY: That's what it's like in this apartment, except with cat ass.