Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "I Hope It's an M.C. Escher Lithograph" Edition
Okay, let's just deal with the elephant in the room up front: This is not a photo of a sixty-nine! If you look carefully, you can see that it is -- at most -- a sixty-seven and seven-eighths. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, feel free to add your own caption in the comments.