Monday, May 9, 2016

Special Monday Beast Blogging Featuring Guest Cat: Sydney!

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

By Keith

Starring Sydney, the Cat.

Wherever she might nap, surprise is all but certain and not necessarily welcome.

Sid, that tub hasn't been cleaned in weeks. It has soap-scum ... and mildew! And I have to take a shower STAT, cat.

I just brought those towels in from the dryer. Don't suppose you want to pass one over,'eh?

"Would you like that towel hot or lightly steamed?"

Sidney, how the hell am I supposed to shave? OK, I give up, it's Norelco today.

"Not likely to help, Buster. You don't look so hot this morning."

Oh Sydney. We could never stay angry at you!


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

What a cool kitty! You are so lucky.

maryclev said...

Black Kitties are special in so many ways! Mostly evil ways. Well. Cute evil ways.