Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Camera Confessions" Edition
SHADOW:I've got a naughty little secret. And it's big, and orange, and...a butt.
MOONDOGGIE: Why hasn't anyone put this face on a coin yet? I ask you!...Look at this face! I'm already sort of penny-colored, and your useless Lincoln face money would totally increase in value because every coin would suddenly become collectible! It's a foolproof plan to make all Americans zillionaires, assuming they have a jar of pennies on their dresser.
Or maybe a medal! But a fancy one, like the Croix de Chat, or the Presidential Medal of Freedom and Delicious Treats! C'mon!