Saturday, November 10, 2018

Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The "Sound the All Clear!" Edition


SHADOW: Is the election over? Is it safe to come out?


MOONDOGGIE: A lady on the TV said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez can't afford to rent an apartment before her Congressional salary kicks in, and I just want her to know there's always room for a firebrand young Socialist under my dining chair dust ruffle! Because Solidarity and Shared Snuggle-Space are the watchwords of Fabianism!

9 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You have a DUST RUFFLE for your dining table?


FAN-CEEE!!

Fearguth said...

The cat is on the mat once again.

Scott said...

You have a DUST RUFFLE for your dining table?

I don't, Moondoggie does, and it's actually just a cover for a dining table chair, but he's alllll about the fancee.

Li'l Innocent said...

Wow, a dining chair dust ruffle!! And all those books on the floor, too! Those kittehs sure picked the right sort of Commie household!
Confusion to all animal-nonlovers, and we know who I mean.

Scott said...

We do indeed, Li'l ::furtively flashes the High Sign::

Debbi said...

Cats AND books! Yowza! :)

Hank said...

Looks like our place -- just much tidier.

Anonymous said...

Books on the floor? Well, where else are you going to put them once the bookshelves are full?

Rugosa

Scott said...

Books on the floor? Well, where else are you going to put them once the bookshelves are full?

Exactly. Since I have no estate to leave, and I can't think of any memorable last words, my will consists solely of a request to pile books on my grave in lieu of a tombstone. That way, if a visitor is disappointed by the lack of a snappy epitaph they can just thumb through the step pyramid of paperbacks that mark my dust -- there's bound to be a suitable bon mot in there somewhere.

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