Given that its agrarian utility is all but obsolete, why do we still have Daylight Savings Time? Who benefits from it getting dark an hour earlier? I'll tell you who:
Which means the U.S. Department of Transportation is in the pocket of Big Undead.
There's only one solution to these crooked politicians, graft-seeking bureaucrats, and the deep-pocketed lobbyists who keep them in power:
Drain the Swamp.
Except then we'd have to deal with Swamp Thing.