If at any time, Moondoggie expresses ANY interest in doing an exchange-student deal with James, my annoyingly-bossy elder cat, I will spring for the train or plane tickets, 'cause this sumbitch has driven me up the wall for EIGHT YEARS RUNNING, every fucking night when I'm *finally* alone & on my computer, he nags me, as loudly as possible, for HOURS ON END. Wants out. Not gonna happen, it's almost midnight. So once he gets over THAT bullshit, he thinks that it's HIS job to TELL ME TO GO TO BED, like I'm going to give up the couple hours per day when I get to feel like a GROWNUP, b/c the Fallen Uterus is unconscious. The only time that I have all damned 24-hour cycle to think my own thoughts & speak to people that I actually *like.* Yeah, he ain't taking that from me.
Moonie & Shadow are preferable roommates, any fucking time, any day, any month, any year. G'night.
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If at any time, Moondoggie expresses ANY interest in doing an exchange-student deal with James, my annoyingly-bossy elder cat, I will spring for the train or plane tickets, 'cause this sumbitch has driven me up the wall for EIGHT YEARS RUNNING, every fucking night when I'm *finally* alone & on my computer, he nags me, as loudly as possible, for HOURS ON END. Wants out. Not gonna happen, it's almost midnight. So once he gets over THAT bullshit, he thinks that it's HIS job to TELL ME TO GO TO BED, like I'm going to give up the couple hours per day when I get to feel like a GROWNUP, b/c the Fallen Uterus is unconscious. The only time that I have all damned 24-hour cycle to think my own thoughts & speak to people that I actually *like.* Yeah, he ain't taking that from me.
Moonie & Shadow are preferable roommates, any fucking time, any day, any month, any year. G'night.
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