And tonight, we're gonna break that fiver and paint the town!
What the hell is that in your hair -- axel grease? Bacon fat? Is your scalp getting ready to swim the English Channel?
So while she's still sober enough to appreciate it, please join me in wishing Mary a very happy birthday.
(Okay, okay! And here's a shot of Nathan Fillion sporting a pair of Lt. Dangle shorts, in lieu of Ann Coulter)