Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Risky Business Edition
Riley: I love it when they go out, and we can watch whatever we want. I think Team Blake is gonna crush it this week!
Moondoggie: Do you think Christina Aguilera's boobs are real?
Riley: Crap! Did I leave the oven on...?
Moondoggie: I mean, they look big enough to nurse an entire litter at once, but there's only two nipples, which means you'd have a huge kitten queue waiting to latch on. Seems like kind of a design flaw, if you ask me...
Riley:You! Go check the oven! I can't miss the Final Four!
Moondoggie: I mean, they're so big they spill out of her dress and off the screen and halfway across the ro-- Oh. Wait. That's a biscuit warmer and a tether ball. Never mind...