Post-Friday Beast Blogging: The Sears Family Portrait Studio Edition
RILEY: This is my interpretation of Rodin's The Thinker, except horizontal, because you people spend way too much of your time vertical, and who the hell does their best thinking while sitting up? Okay, maybe on the toilet, but the rest of the time you're just showboating. "Ooh, look at me -- I evolved to walk erect, so everything's got to be sooo perpendicular now!" Pah! I'll be honest...You were a lot less pretentious and annoying when your ancestors were being chased across the savannah by my ancestors.
MOONDOGGIE: Um, hi. This is my interpretation of Rodan's The Thinker, because I imagine with his tiny dinosaur brain, he doesn't waste a lot of time overthinking things, and just sticks to a reasonable napping schedule -- except when he's hanging with Godzilla -- and probably hides his face under his wing like a budgie.