It's only a toy...
I'm reminded, and this has always amused me, that different peoples hear different sounds when a gun goes off.For example, while in America guns go "Bang! Bang!" I discovered in a Tintin comic that guns go "Pan! Pan!" en francais.
Don't forget the ever classic "pew! pew!"
ANNTI said...Who'd waste all of that ammo on a KID'S gun?!?!?! Bullets ain't cheap, after all... 'cause the "law-abiding gun-owners" who "NEED" FUCKING ***ASSAULT*** WEAPONS, damned-near FULL-AUTO MACHINE GUNS, are using them to HUNT GEESE & *DEER,* RIGHT?!?!?Riiiiggghhhhhtttt...I believe in the right to own whatever you need to DEFEND YOURSELF & your home's safety, but NOBODY fucking needs a MACHINE GUN/AK-47!!!!!! If you're not in the middle of an ACTUAL war zone (and no, I don't mean MY neighborhood, Gary, Indiana or even DETROIT!), YOU DON'T NEED THIS SHIT.Great poster, though. Would make a fabulous t-shirt --- I call dibs, if anybody can make this into a T-shirt!!!! I want a 2X, so it'll never draw-up too much & will camouflage so many flaws...BTW, from personal experience, .22s go "POP! POP!"; .44s & .45s, 9-mils, they all go "BOOM!" and that shit ECHOES; a .38 snub-nose sounds like a cap-gun, but a .357 magnum revolver sounds like THE HAMMER OF THOR; shotguns vary in timbre & depth of sound by gauge, and the AKs owned by the newest drug dealers in that brick house on the corner (possibly Russian, they ran-off the Armenians...) sound like fucking JET ENGINES BACKFIRING, especially when echoing down the only well-paved street in the L9.
Why does motherfucking HTML ALWAYS FUCKING ***HATE*** ME?!?!?! I ***never*** get to properly accent my verbiage the way that I ***WANT***!!!!!!
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