You know who I trust to clue me in on the latest advances in beauty culture? Women's magazines? Hardly. No, I get my grooming tips from Adult Sex Stores, and because I like you, I'm going to share this season's hottest trend in feminine toiletries (I'm pretty sure it's based on the Wen Hair Care line of products):
I wonder if it's sold in a "Volumizing" formula? Or perhaps an herbal scented version, "Gee, Your Muff Smells Terrific!" (I take it for granted it comes in a cream rinse.) Anyway, say goodbye to those hours spent detangling it, ironing it flat, or even using a no-lye relaxer to "conk" your muff.